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Egregious Philbin

@philmuses

30something | he/him. musings for amusing and disabusing. wife guy, fellow worker, angry punk / loving church dad in Texas

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Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jul 4

Hear me out #lastfourwatched boxd.it/iLdX

My four last watched films on Letterboxd: Disclosure Day (3 stars), Power Ballad (3 stars), Supergirl (3.5 stars), THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (4.5 STARS)

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jun 17

Reminder

Thesis: Hillary Clinton
• Technocratic corporatist
• Unearned reputation as a progressive
• Voted for Iraq War
• Obama nostalgia
• Believes in winning over the mythical "moderate Republicans"

Antithesis: Donald Trump
• Macho posturing
• Makes women feel unsafe
• Buddies with outspoken racists
• Says the first dumb thing on his mind

Synthesis: image of Joe Biden in aviator sunglasses eating an ice cream cone

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· May 10

Happy Mothering Day

Banner drop reading “contra toda autoridad… excepto mi mamá”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Feb 15

A red heart with roses around it bearing the words “roses are red, no lives are blue, defund the police, abolish ICE too.” By Sarah Epperson

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jan 16

The onion print edition is worth it for the ads alone

A satirical ad for the US Army showing an American flag patch on the arm of a camo uniform with the slogan “Die for Donald Trump”. Originally printed in the Onion Dec-Jan 2026 print edition.

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jan 3

All Robots & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up.

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To.

And I Will NEVER Speak To You

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jan 3

Accidentally started and finished my year in film with Chalamet

Letterboxd year in review showing my first film (A Complete Unknown, January 8th) and last film (Marty Supreme, December 30th) of 2025

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jan 2

Core Texas economic indicators are down, folks

Headline from today’s Dallas Morning News podcast, “Fewer celebratory gunfire calls reported in Dallas on NYE this year…”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Dec 29

Opinion: here’s why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes, by Some Rich Asshole

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Dec 18

Search your camera roll for “Hell”

Icons of Christ about to harrow hell. Top panel: “that’s a real nice hell you got there.” Middle panel, medium zoom into frame. “It would be a shame if someone…” bottom panel, deep zoom framing Christ’s face. “…harrowed it.”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Dec 8

This is beyond parody.

Screenshot of preview of an email from Mark Kelly with the subject line “President Trump is calling for me to be hanged.”

Screenshot of the body of the email, asking for a $5 donation

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Nov 24

Post by @existennialmemes “[extremely conservative voice] Big Government is when I'm asked to be courteous to the people around me. And Small Government is when The State kidnaps all the people I don't like.”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Oct 10

Press button, receive guyliner

An industrial hardware rig with a big red button labeled “EMO”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jun 22

Calvin and Hobbes comic from March 23, 1986. Hobbes ask “how come we play war and not peace?” Calvin answers “too few role models.” Then they go to war with each other using dart guns and realize “kind of a stupid game, isn’t it?”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jun 15

A screenshot from an October 2020 video by a weirdo conspirababe TikTok influencer where she bravely states she would rather be killed than accept the “mark of the Beast” (the Covid vaccine).

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· May 2

The cover of My Bloody Valentine’s transcendent 2013 album “mbv”, released 25 years after their debut “Isn’t Anything”.

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Apr 22

Yard sign saying “the stars at night are indifferent to your plight” contrasting the state song of Texas with the actions of the evil state government of Texas.

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Apr 15

Headline summarizing young voters’ view of the US: “a dying empire led by bad people”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Apr 10

Rare for a U.S. government agency to so blatantly say (and then delete) “yes, we absolutely view ourselves as the thought police.” This is fascism, plain as day.

Instagram post from ICE @icegov with a graphic, foreground text saying “if it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it’s our job to stop it” and then background text listing “people, money, products, ideas”.

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Apr 4

America, this could have been us

News headline from today “South Korea's Constitutional Court upholds impeachment of President Yoon, ousting him from office”. The longer summary says South Korea's Constitutional Court on Friday decided to oust President Yoon Suk Yeol, upholding parliament's impeachment motion over his short-lived imposition of martial law last year that sparked the country's worst political crisis in decades. With Yoon's ouster, a presidential election is required to take place within 60 days, according to the country's constitution.

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jan 16

Tweet thread from Tommy Vietor @TVietor08, sent 12 January 2025. “Every five years or so Mark Zuckerberg makes Facebook policy changes and does an interview where he acts like he's a newborn baby who just appeared on earth and has no understanding or ownership over what came before. But this time, he's styled like Drake's molly dealer.” Next tweet: “It's January, 2030. Zuckerberg is on Call Her Daddy apologizing after Instagram caused deadly sectarian violence across large swaths of the Midwest. He's wearing a romper and cat eye glasses, and brags about rewatching Girls.”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Jan 10

May thy blades both chip and shatter

Screenshot of headline posted to Texas subreddit “Gov. Abbott proposes ‘Gulf of Texas’ as alternative to Trump’s ‘Gulf of America’ rename” with a picture of Abbott’s unctuous face (I’m so sorry)

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Dec 29

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Joe Strummer

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Nov 30

Theory: a Mormon time traveler saved Mitt Romney and inadvertently doomed the country

Screenshot of a quote tweet, the original was from @Socdem_Michael with pic of January 6th and the caption “still blows my mind that basically zero swing voters found this disqualifying”, then quoted by IDF Diversity and Equity Specialist saying “Reality is that Jan 6th was the worst of all worlds - bad enough for libs to fixate on, not impactful enough to become a ‘national touchstone’. If Romney had been 30 secs slower out of that hallway and there was a murder/hostage situation, things might have been different.”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Nov 29

post a shop that’s not star wars or Star Trek

The Kestrel Cruiser from FTL: Faster Than Light

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Nov 26

Sickos say yes… ha ha ha… YES

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Nov 24

I maintain that the 2024 election can be well understood by the Dems ignoring the voter-activation strategy of Bernie Sanders’ 2016 coalition, but this also played a significant role in depressing turnout - many of our elected Dems were handpicked specifically for their ability to block change.

Post from @jackcalifano on Twitter. “Insane to discuss reforming the Democratic Party without discussing how a foreign government got to spend $100,000,000 picking out their preferred congressional reps Imfao” “All this wonky analysis... the thing is for sale!
You try winning 5 of 215 congressional seats for a left populist constituency and they nuke you from orbit with the largest ad buys in history.
Why is anyone pretending this is a mystery?”

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Nov 20

When the vindaloo is underseasoned

Two Dallas Cowboys jerseys hanging side by side on a rack with the names BLAND and LAMB on the backs

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Nov 13

A FOX ANCHOR IS MY SECRETARY OF DEFENSE. HE’S GONNA FIRE ALL THE GENERALS.

That picture of Trump yelling at the kid mowing his lawn

Egregious Philbin@philmuses· Nov 9

Mood

Screenshot of Cassian Andor from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story telling Jyn Erso “we don’t all have the luxury of deciding when and where we want to care about something.”