Senor Pantalones Grandes
@philosmonstrum
Took the long way from Twit SCUL gang. Starchaser. Shadowman. Steamfunk Studios. Swordsman. Groovalotto. Poly-Groove Records. Red Feather Studios. I'm so fucking tired.
Helped boost my friend's parkour and ninja warrior gym (AMP Academy) by getting us on camera over 40 times wearing his logos during a taping of American Ninja Warrior. Having done tv production before, I could read the spots before it started and positioned us near the producer.
WE ARE BACK BABY!! Terrible uses of denim have RETURNED like they NEVER LEFT! #JIRT
Playing in the sun, fighting in the night. #CTRF #RobinhoodFaire
Banged out my whole todo list before 2pm. Time to fuck around!
Hanging on the porch with the chirren, listening to them talk about their relationship with their mom... and how they'd beat her up if she tried to talk to them how she used to 😅😅😅
Watching the #BTS on "Don't Wake Standards and Practices" and does @samreich.bsky.social have a hoodie the same color and texture as his blue suit??
I have not left my seat 😅😅😅 They keep coming to me and telling me. I look like this
Some days you just need to make some steak, rice, and Brussel sprouts
Dude rolls up in the lot, does a U-turn, parks next to the building not in one of the many open spaces and just LEAVES HIS SHIT RUNNING AND OPEN I tell him he's very trusting. He says, "I know. I'm from the hood." 🤣🤣🤣
You see the sign sexy people. This is the last stop for yall fine asses. Conveniently at the end of my driveway apparently 😄
I don't think the app is necessary the moment you see their faces 😄
Watching the #Blacklist season 3 "Lady Ambrosia" and I gotta know... Wtf was the Llama for??
So fucking exhausting to see democrats sending emails expressing their disappointment that fascists aren't "cunning, calculated opponents" and instead are dumb fucking brutes. YALL ARE STILL LOSING YOU HAVE ZERO HIGH GROUND AS THE BRUTES HAMMER YOU INTO THE MUD Win some fucking ground first
