Do not put this on your perineum. Now I'm in hospital and the doctor is really mad at me

I got the Gitaroo Man platinum trophy in one second. I already know how to play this game! I hurt my thumb though. Pressed circle too hard

Thought I'd try my prescription swimming goggles with my CPAP mask cause the mask leaks and blows air in my eyes, drying them out. I wake up with painful dry eyes sometimes. But uhh. I can't close my eyes. I also look terrifying

Final Fantasy X trophies were glitched, didn't give me the ones for beating the last two bosses. So I put the game down for ten years. Just got the platinum tonight. 💜

Guess who's just cost us £100 and maybe more soon because she's got big swollen breasts (it's Hazel)

I just had full sex with Maru on a cliff. That's the goal of the game. I won

And then the game ends with "end game? Yes/no" The whole thing just seemed really rushed and unpolished. But I had some fun with it. Took about 12 hours to 100%. I was interested because I saw a review before playing it that called it like "worst game ever". They were definitely wrong.

Two characters having a lovely time in front of the character I'm supposed to be talking to.

Lots of weird bugs in Pirates of the Enchiridion. Characters just interrupt each other during cutscenes

(flashing lights) I saw there was a trophy for falling in the water ten times. Little did I know I would fall into the infinite loading void. Had to restart the game. It doesn't seem very well made.

I keep restarting the day. I just need to touch one more piece of Hard Wood. I'm gonna scream

oh hey. that's cool 😎

Shoutout to everyone in my YouTube comments trying to do a "carry on the lyrics" thread and at least 14 of them getting held/hidden because YouTube won't let you say cunt. It doesn't make them visible if I approve them lol

Lady and Liliwen hogging the leaf

Nice? Uh, don't you mean VERY nice? Or SO nice? These suggested comments are always so helpful

they put the mirror there so you can see pompompurin's iconic anus

Remembering the time I forgot how to stop while going down a ski slope in Austria. I just remember shouting "fuck. fuck. fuuuuck." as I blast through the fence at the bottom, ended up fully doing the splits and wrecked my special snow trousers. I have not gone skiing since. I got a little bum bruise

"Kratos what the hell is that... Oh right yeah"

I'll probably hit a million in a few days. I can almost hear it

Haha like in phantom menace

Hazel will let me give her a little touch on the head sometimes, but Lady & Liliwen act like I'm about to eat their entire heads if I try lol

Just hit 50k on the tick tock and they're actually sending me money. I wonder how long this will last. scary!

It got me to put my elbones on the floor and now they're both grazed. Gonna sue. Also look how horrible my curtains are xx

It's been a while. I wonder if carrying on from where I was will kill me (it will)

This keeps happening. Makes me do a poo

very strange behaviour

This is not how you use the house Liliwen!

Guardian Ape. I screamed

I stopped posting on tiktok for like a year because they demonetised me for a mysterious "security issue". I appealed it every month without posting, got bored last month and just wrote "tiktok's a load of wank" as my appeal. That was the key. They needed to know that tiktok is a load of wank. Wow

Carried on with this save and got the under 30 hour 100% run too. Mostly 1-2 tries on just about everything. Must've got enough practise on my first run through it. Nice not to struggle on any of the final four main bosses. Doubt I could do steel soul, but the platinum doesn't require it hehe