⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬

@phobosdeimos

Mostly just random, but on occasion have been known to wax poetic/get super nerdy about: CBRN/CWMD, nuclear weapons, deterrence, etc.

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⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· 3d

Hank Hill from King of the Hill yelling at a computer tech, "do I look like I know what a reel is?"

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· 3d

If only I could go back in time to heckle

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Jul 17

Still processing the fact that within the last 24 hours I got to wander around the ground zero craters of nuclear tests and eat lunch on a rock outcropping overlooking Area 51.

A morning margarita cocktail with a cherry tomato on a skewer as garnish

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Jun 19

5 years ago I moved and I haven't been able to find my Nintendo Switch since. I have been vehemently against replacing it because I just know it's probably stored somewhere random (because ADHD). That was until the Zelda: OOT remake announcement. So... I'm back, bitches.

A photo of a cat sniffing a Nintendo Switch 2 box

A photo of the screen of a Nintendo Switch 2 depicting the beginning of Animal Crossing

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Jun 17

A cat wearing a gold chain and sunglasses with the caption "that wasn't very cash money of you"

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Jun 7

When you have the opportunity to attend an Italian street festival, you partake

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· May 17

My full size collection is comparatively sane at only 29

A grid of photos of perfume bottles titled "Own full size (29)"

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· May 17

Found a plastic baggie of samples stashed in a drawer. 🫣

A screenshot from Fragrantica that reads "Perfumes I have (169)"

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· May 17

Probably somewhere between exhausted and completely burned the fuck out, so of course I have to go hard in the paint for my current hyperfixation (In my defense, the vast majority are samples or travel sizes.. I have maybe 30 full size bottles)

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· May 10

Happy Mother's Day

An image from the video game "Portal 2" with the AI/android character GLaDOS facing off with the protagonist, Chell.

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 20

Mood. Although I always say "never again," then inevitably info dump to someone I think is safe, only to repeatedly find out the hard way that I suck at reading people and their utter lack of interest in anything I say. Unless it's a dumb musing about an old TV show, I guess.

A four panel cartoon by Owlturd.com depicting a pink creature in a box. In the first panel, it reads "maybe I don't have to be so tough." In the second panel the creature opens the box to step out and says "maybe I can be vulnerable sometimes." In the third panel, the creature is punched in the gut. The last panel shows the creature safely enclosed in the box, but with even thicker walls, with the words "never again."

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 20

I did this to myself, tbh

"So Long, London" by Taylor Swift Lyrics:

So how much sad did you think I had,
Did you think I had in me?
How much tragedy?
Just how low did you think I'd go?
Before I'd self implode

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 20

I'm gonna need more wine for this, aren't I

An excerpt of the lyrics from Taylor Swift's "Down Bad" that read:

I loved your hostile takeovers
Encounters closer and closer
All your indecent exposures
How dare you say that it's-

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 20

Starting the full listen through of the Anthology a bit late in the day, but I was running errands and meal prepping (whilst listening to a podcast)

A screenshot of Taylor Swift's "The Tortured Poets Department" album playing in a music app

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 20

My oldest daughter sent me this earlier today, I still haven't recovered

A text screenshot that reads "best thing you and dad ever gave me is my sister"

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 20

Y'all remember that show from the 90s, Ally McBeal? Everyone got hung up on the dancing baby, but the scene where she finds out her crush is married and imagines getting hit in the chest with arrows is what I always think of.

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 19

Ope, time to call it a night.

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 19

Nope, nevermind, found the song I will sing along to really loudly

Screenshot of a music app showing Florida!!! By Taylor Swift and Florence + The Machine

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 19

Ope, I have achieved pinnacle "piss off neighbors" music now

A screenshot of Chappel Roan's "Pink Pony Club" playing on a music app

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 19

Definitely playing the "let's confuse everyone" playlist, which includes tracks from the Daft Punk Tron: Legacy soundtrack.

A screenshot from a music app showing "The Game has Changed" by Daft Punk from the Tron: Legacy soundtrack

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 19

Costco. I got a ginormous package of brownie mix - basically 6 packages in one box for $20. Not a bad deal IMO. Only have to add 1/3 cup of oil, 1/3 cup of water, and 1 egg to one of the 6 bags of brownie mix to make a batch.

A screenshot of the Costco app showing Ghirardelli Triple Chocolate brownie mix in bulk

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 19

I'm at the level of wine consumption where I am blasting old school Gaga and debating on baking brownies

A screenshot of Lady Gaga lyrics from Poker Face that read:

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lyin', I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunnin'"

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 19

Damn, that's even worse than what I paid yesterday

The front of a gas pump depicting the price for Regular at $5.399/gal

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 18

Taking a break from the stack of history and strategy books today.

A cat sits on a couch next to a mystery novel titled "The Excitements" by CJ Wray, with a glass cup of iced coffee and a computer keyboard in the background

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 11

My kid sent me this 💀

A photo of the Integrity splashdown into the Pacific where the Orion capsule makes a vaguely penis-like shape in the waves in the water with a text caption "splash down penis" and a text response "hahahaha"

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 10

Cat has successfully achieved re-entry configuration

A tabby/tortoiseshell cat sleeps curled up atop a blue couch with one paw sticking out

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 7

Hell yeah

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 6

Same. Although hard to see it through my cat's head.

A cat stands right in front of a big computer monitor showing the exterior camera view from the Artemis II lunar mission live stream

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 6

The crew the moment after they requested naming one of the two unnamed craters "Carroll," after Reid Wiseman's late wife 🥺

The crew of the Artemis II Lunar mission hugs each other aboard Orion

⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬@phobosdeimos· Apr 6

This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised whilst drinking bourbon: use the bourbon infused butter to make snickerdoodles.