
the way butterflysite doesn't render flag emojis properly 😭

(couple looking at stern grove flyer): oh violent femmes! we can see them this weekend!
(me, knowing you have to book your free tickets a month in advance):

the way i thought this dude was just hanging fat hog on instagram

All I want to do all day is read scathing reviews of The Craft: Legacy

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Widow's Bae@phuong· Jul 12 Lyft: Hey, you guys remember the worst part about us, Lyft? We have that!

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jul 4 It's disingenuous to demand someone denounce Israel but then say he didn't do it the right way or it's too sudden and recent. What is the statute of limitations? Do these people really think that as a Jewish man in today's political climate saying anything against Israel would 100% help his career?

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jul 3 Just saw Backrooms the other night and now I can't stop thinking about the time I did a pop-up at the dying mall downtown and ended up in the backrooms

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jun 24 The fact that Midsommar has replaced Love, Actually as my annual rewatch movie

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jun 23 Bathroom door saga part 3: we took the door off its hinges and pounded at it until it gave

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jun 23 I mean, what choice do I have???

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jun 22 IM TRAPPED IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jun 16 why does this fool look like james austin johnson doing an impression of his father in law?

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jun 15 When the cards say you're getting either a cat or a boyfriend

Widow's Bae@phuong· Jun 13 Did I tell a customer I forgot about Father's Day because my dad is dead?

Widow's Bae@phuong· May 30 Is it legal to just watch two people on a date?

Widow's Bae@phuong· May 17 Please don't sexualize my buns.

Widow's Bae@phuong· May 2 Maybe I should get back into soap making

Widow's Bae@phuong· Apr 28 Chasing off the lonelies together today



Widow's Bae@phuong· Apr 26 My little guy forever and ever and ever and ever