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Matthew Buckley

@physicsmatt

Theoretical physicist, Rutgers professor.

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Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· 21d

Andy Daly 555-Come-on-now

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· 22d

Furiosa from Mad Max with a speech bubble

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· 25d

There’s a new British PM?

Dr Jones Sr saying “now who are all these people?” in Last Crusade

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· 29d

how your email finds me.

golden retriever being a derp

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· 29d

Bobby Whale-Head on hearing this news:

Michael Jordan saying "...and I took that personally"

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jul 15

We should keep Daylight Savings Time and make time zones narrower.

Norman Rockwell Man Standing Up.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jul 15

Me, watching all the fascist techbros name everything after Tolkien:

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jul 12

Anakin/Padme meme: upper left Anakin "I was the only person on my dorm floor with a 2400 baud modem." upper right Padme "And everyone felt bad for you because it was so slow, right?" and then lower right "And everyone felt bad for you because it was so slow, right?"

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jul 9

Bart saying "Now Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it!"

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jul 8

Every bluesky professor reading this graph.

Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine-Nine hold a dog saying "I've only had S22 for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would fail everyone in this room and then myself."

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jul 2

Thor in Thor: Ragnarok, seeing the Hulk and saying "We know each other! He's a friend from the retirement home for elder millennials"

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jun 24

We all know where this is ending up.

Kaiju smashing through the anti-kaiju wall in Pacific Rim

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jun 22

Marge from the Simpsons saying "New Jersey, No!" Bart (New Jersey in this joke) says "what". Marge says "Sorry, force of habit." Then "Ohio, no!"

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jun 21

Epic handshake meme: “great oxidation event” shaking hands with “psychotically pro-fossil fuel Trump administration” with the hands labeled “losing a war with algae and visible in the geological record”

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jun 18

Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Jun 13

Captain Kirk from Star Trek V asking “What does literally anyone need with a datacenter in space?”

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· May 8

Old School Professors today

Tweet from Prany Pathole April 12, 2019:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.

Tech workers: the only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· May 8

When I first started teaching, I could still get students to hand in physical homework. Like, actual sheets of actual paper. I was considering trying to move back to that because of <gestures vaguely towards linear algebra>, I wonder if the Great Canvas Disaster might be the push.

Admiral Adama, looking Adama-y.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· May 7

Every university right now.

Simpsons "technical difficulties, please stand by" with a puppy holding a cord in its mouth.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· May 7

I don't believe you.

A screenshot of Canvas, saying it is currently undergoing *scheduled* maintenance.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· May 2

Epic handshake meme: Ed Baldwin and Vernon Byrd shaking hands captioned “one dude playing a central role across the Solar System for an implausibly long time”

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· May 2

The Babadook "be normal" meme: mother labeled "OpenAI engineers" asking "why can't you just be normal." Kid in back seat labeled "ChatGPT mentioning goblins at every opportunity" responding with "*Screams*"

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Apr 27

How your email finds me.

A golden retriever belly up on a couch

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Apr 21

Every now and then in my line of work you make a plot that is very odd.

A plot. It's hard to describe. There are lots of lines flowing into specific regions on the plot. Some are red, some are blue. The red and the blue all flow in the same directions. It's very relaxing to look at.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Apr 11

Never forget.

Astronaut Scott Kelly wearing a gorilla suit on the ISS, provided by his twin brother astronaut Senator Mark Kelly.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Apr 6

All of humanity right now.

Sam and Frodo in the Lord of the Rings standing in a field in the Shire. Sam says "This is it. If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been."

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Feb 23

It was worse when she was a real baby

A golden retriever puppy sleeping.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Feb 23

A golden retriever puppy looks out the window

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Feb 23

Romping in the snow is very tiring.

A golden retriever resting her head on the snow.

Matthew Buckley@physicsmatt· Feb 23

Apparently we live here now.

A golden retriever rolling in the snow.