Go woke, go un-broke.

Man, Orcas go so fucking hard.

Seems like there could be a direct correlation between these two things.

Sorry, she lived in a town called "Haytor Vale"?

Fuck, @theonion.com strikes again.

Remember when "apolitical" chuds said that they were voting for Trump in 2024 because they didn't want Harris to embarrass the country on its 250th birthday?

Why? Does he plan to perform at them?

Yeah, conducting airstrikes definitely does test the very definition of the word "truce".

Let him in, you monsters.

"That was just for personal use, your honour"

I am quite serious when I say that Democrats will have failed their duty, unless every single person involved in these corrupt dealings is prosecuted and put in jail.

Imagine how f--king boring that would be.

"And, coming up after the break, dog bites man."

I cannot see this acronym without first thinking "United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?"

*laughs in Australian* That there's what we call "Queensland winter weather"!

Labor stans will see this and be like "if only somebody could do something about it!!"

They really have a "look", don't they?

This meme must go so hard if you have an IQ under 65.

The DEI bullshit was always about holding qualified women and minorities back. It was never a genuine worry about the elevation of the unqualified.

This stat is NUTS.

It's hard to describe how extraordinary it is that the Republican party held a moment of silence for a convicted murderer. It's not enough to be awful; you gotta shout it to the whole world, too.

Da fuk is going on here, though?

"Air conditioning companies hate this one weird trick."

LOL

"We are not denying aid to Gaza! But we WILL FUCKING MESS UP ANYONE TRYING TO GET AID TO GAZA."

I like my fans like I like my football hooligans.