Pie Mom 🦞
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I don’t know how this works but man I’m happy to be here. #twinja
TikTok decided I needed a new hobby (I absolutely did not need a new hobby). First attempt at kinusaiga!
Blanche is totally not interested in my wings, she’s just snuggling, no begging no sir 😂
Just my 8 year old chillin with her favorite afternoon snack…a tin of sardines 🫣
Please, gather children. Gather round and observe this historical artifact. This is how we used to order the next books from an author we enjoyed when you didn’t have Amazon or a local bookstore 😭😂
Got June’s read on eBay so I could also enjoy the cover I remember from my childhood #jurassicpark #june #reads
This is now my favorite photo that’s ever been taken of me. I shall call it:“Mansplaining: A portrait of male audacity and feminine response.” Bonus is my buddy who has the expression of “oh dude, you fucked up, this is gonna be hilarious.” 😂
Decided to try a TNT after watching the Martin Short documentary. Mount Gay rum and Ting (Jamaican soda). It’s fucking delicious! #thirstythursday #thanksmartinandmaya
When your daughter steals your bonnet and is perfectly content sleeping wearing it like this…
Got a lot of looks for my “now kiss and make up!” chant at the boy aquarium #mainemariners #hockey
Bestie and I are going to BookCon in NYC this month. I’ve been (not) patiently waiting for them to share the official posters bc I wanted to get one for my author autographs since I read on a Kindle. Finally, 2 weeks out and they release it. And I am livid. WHY IS A MAN THERE?!?! A straight man!
I’m rewatching The Fifth Element for the umpteenth time and had a thought after my flights to and from Munich last week. Since airlines seem hell-bent on maximizing profits by cramming economy passengers as close together as possible anyways, could I suggest this stacked cube model?
Repping our girls during a Sunday at the Boy Aquarium #hockey #mainemariners #pwhl #bostonfleet #maine
A bunch of church leaders were arrested outside Susan Collins’ office this week for protesting the ICE presence in Maine. 1. Good for them. 2. Fuck Susan Collins and fuck ICE. 3. Why does this one pastor have me feeling like Fleabag?