PieGopher

@piegopher

A queer, ace nerd from Quebec. He/him. Mediocre at video games, okay at swimming.

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PieGopher@piegopher· 24d

Guinan:

A yassified older woman from those provocative ads about a mobile game. She's smiling and driving away from a woman who seems desperately shocked. The caption reads "[Leaves the scene after spreading misinformation]"

PieGopher@piegopher· 25d

The straight people were out for the fireworks again tonight - Bless the unconscious man for clearing enough room for me to finally get on the subway. I hope someone finally responded to the emergency alert. He wasn't even the one who bled on me!

Amanda Seyfried in Mamma Mia with the caption "July 17th. What a night!"

PieGopher@piegopher· 29d

He has a hard life

A small, black and white, long haired dog, or perhaps a wig (Toto) lies on a pile of cushions with his belly up and his paws tucked up to his chest.

PieGopher@piegopher· Jul 12

This is normal

PieGopher@piegopher· Jul 12

Last night in the woods I think I saw a Mothman or maybe a Termina Moon (At Tonga Lumina)

An under-exposed, middle-aged hipster (PieGopher) in the woods at night. Over his shoulder and through some trees, two glaring red eyes shine red light into the background

A large ghostly face is illuminate in the dark woods between some turquoise-glowing trees. It looks quite a bit like the moon from makes Majora's Mask.

PieGopher@piegopher· Jul 9

My dog wasn't eating yesterday but this morning he's doing the "I'll eat but only if you're watching" thing. He's adorable but I am also late for work 💖

A small black long-haired dog, or possibly a wig (Toto) stands at a food dish shaped like a bone. He has paused mid-eating to look back over his shoulder at the camera person (assumed to be PieGopher)

PieGopher@piegopher· Jul 2

Babe I'm at the store you want some of that Super Crack?

A pharmacy shelf holding a tube of "SUPER CRACK Heel Cream"

PieGopher@piegopher· Jul 1

Me, acting real casual from an unthreatening distance to the plate of oats and kibble I left out

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) with his back against a fence leering to the side. In the background is a small pink plate of kibble and oats on a tree stump.

A still from the movie Ma where the titular character played by Octavia Spencer in a remarkable bowl cut Bob loiters on the opposite side of a fence near a group of youths. The pose is similar to the former picture of PieGopher.

PieGopher@piegopher· Jun 17

If you go to where the rainbow ends you find a bombed-out KFC. HAPPY PRIMMUTH

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) smiles for a selfie under a lil bit of a rainbow. He's wearing suspenders which is unusual for him, even as a middle aged hipster. In the mid-background is a derelict KFC covered in graffiti.

PieGopher@piegopher· Jun 16

Had a great weekend with these two gents at the Dead by Daylight 10th anniversary event! @hauntedcosplay.bsky.social @rottenartist.bsky.social

A middle-aged hipster (PieGopher) smiles awkwardly with cosplayers expertly portraying Dead by Daylight characters the Oni Minotaur (RottenArtist) and Dwight Fairfield (HauntedCosplay)

PieGopher@piegopher· Jun 13

I love you, amorzão~

Drag queen Myki Meeks squatting down to receive a spoonful of some kind of snack. The caption says "Obrigado"

PieGopher@piegopher· Jun 12

Pics! Pics! Pics! My friends need to see these meeeeemes!!

A comic book frame where a character I don't recognize from He-Man is wrestling with King Hiss (a bad guy whose torso is secretly 5 snakes). The other guy is crying out as he wrestles "Five snakes! Not one but-- Five!!"
The five snakes collectively laugh at him.

PieGopher@piegopher· Jun 12

Me: Ugh it's so oppressively hot today Also me: Time for a nice cup of tea

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) smiles like a dumb dumb while holding a mug.

PieGopher@piegopher· May 29

My dad's gargantuan puds

A dadly man holds a tray of yorkshire puddings that are of ridiculous size

PieGopher@piegopher· May 28

Whimsler

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) and his bear husband (Dragulosa) sit at a table holing up beer glasses. Whistler mountain is in the background

PieGopher and Dragulosa taking a selfie up on Whistler mountain. There's snow on the ground in the background and a wall of snow is at their side. The Roundhouse lodge is visible in the background

PieGopher standing next to a wall of snow and pointing upwards. PieGopher is 6 feet tall so the wall is about 12 feet.

PieGopher and Dragulosa take a selfie in the gondola going up to Whistler mountain. The mountain descends in the background, going from snow to greenery

PieGopher@piegopher· May 26

Turned a corner on a trail in Whistler and saw a black bear a stone's throw away

PieGopher@piegopher· May 25

Omters

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) takes a selfie in front of two otters at the aquarium, floating around on their backs all super chill like

PieGopher@piegopher· May 25

Eating at Fuwa Fuwa because of course I had to. It's fricken good too~ Fwafwafwa~

Dragulosa pours syrup on a Japanese doodle soufflé style pancake with whipped cream and fruits. A large cup of tea menaces in the foreground.

PieGopher@piegopher· May 25

Wait, shit, no that's Silver Falls - How embarrassing. Here's Granite Falls

The real Granite Falls. It's pretty good.

PieGopher@piegopher· May 24

Granite Falls - Now in full motion video

PieGopher@piegopher· May 24

I'm an Astronaut! Just like Katy Perry! (Boat tour from Granville Island to Granite Falls)

Four guys with facial hair and sunglasses in red jumpsuits. They're standing on a dock

Granite Falls - a rocky waterfall with splendour

Two bearded guys in jumpsuits in a boat across from a semi-abandoned power station in the middle of nature

A more differenter power station in the middle of nature. Dragulosa is taking a photo of it

PieGopher@piegopher· May 23

At the aquarium if you give them $10 they'll stuff one of the fish with ice cream and let you eat it so that's neat

A squinting, middle-aged hipster and his bear husband hold up fish-shaped waffle-ish things filled with soft serve

PieGopher@piegopher· May 23

I'm in the haircare aisle - I'm in the philosophy aisle - I'm in the combination haircare and philosophy aisle

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) strikes a pensive pose under an aisle sign in a pharmacy stating "Hair Notions"

PieGopher@piegopher· May 23

Fwafwafwafuwafuwa

PieGopher's jacket with three badges saying "FWA", "FWA", and "FWA", respectively - in the background is a restaurant called FUWA FUWA

PieGopher@piegopher· May 23

Capilano Suspension Bridge - @dragulosa.bsky.social was so brave~

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) and his bear husband (Dragulosa) stand high above a ravine lined with trees with a river in the middle.

The same scene from a farther view, showing the very-long suspension bridge they're standing on

PieGopher@piegopher· May 22

Otter balls!

PieGopher@piegopher· May 21

Went to White Rock, saw the rock. It was all white.

A middle aged hipster (PieGopher) and his senior-hipster dad standing on the White Rock pier pointing back to land there is a distant rock which is - get this - White. The composition vaguely resembles the "pointing guy" meme. PieGopher's face looks all crazy.

PieGopher@piegopher· May 21

Back in my hometown, Langley BC, visiting Toy Traders, which is the best.

Piegopher, a middle aged hipster in plaid (of course), sits on a bench next to a Star Wars character in brown whose head looks like a flatworm. Apparently this is called an Ithorian

Piegopher and his bearish husband (Dragulosa) stand in front of a display of star wars figurines.

Piegopher takes a selfie with Dragulosa playing a Ninja Turtles pinball machine

The puppet version of Angel from that one episode of Angel with Puppets. Various other puppets from Puppetmaster are nearby.

PieGopher@piegopher· May 19

I was a good looking baby

A 1563 painting of a chubby-faced child standing in an elaborate dress, apron, and hat. He is holding a rod-shaped bauble on a chain with a fang on one end. He's got a crucifix on a chain around his neck.
The caption reads:
"SON OF JOHN THYNNE
Inscribed: * VIII * OCTOB * M * D * LXIIII * AETAT MENS * VI *
Painting by a contemporary artist"

PieGopher@piegopher· May 19

I thought it would be nice to digitize all the notes my mum's been keeping about the family tree but now I'm drowning in 40 year old post it notes written in cursive help.