I know this is someone else’s bit, but I had to see it.

Thinking about… the gloose

I feel like answering honestly is gonna put me on a list.

He’s just a nice little guy who definitely did not just completely miss the litter box because his ass was hanging out of it. In fact, he’s never done anything wrong in his entire life.

God help me, I’m thinking about getting this shoe.

What a deal!

there is a very good chance that Taylor Swift got married at the exact same spot where this happened:

So far only Nintendo has wished me a happy birthday. Sony and Microsoft have remained silent. Really says something about… society.

Is this good?

WELP

POV: you just asked who’s a handsome boy

The new Siri doesn’t know ball.

You mean in the sense that he exists only in myth?

He’s just a little guy

One case of PediaSure, never used.

I guess it’s kind of funny that the world’s richest man is a complete fucking dumbass.

It’s been a while since I posted a Kirby.

Hell yeah brother

Hate it when I’m trapped on a makeshift raft with my family and my wife won’t stop farting