Play this @ my funeral plz

Spoil me here:

POV: you just brought me ice cream and want a taste

Thanks K, for the fun night and spa trip!

I have a voracious sexual appetite. Just came watching prn. Wish it had been you? #bush #bushsky #tattooed

🌸 Put yer paws on me 🌸 🌺 You are such a cute, brainless, drooling dog🌺

I know my ass makes your dick and balls ache. Modern life is touch starved, it’s often lonely. Why deny yourself company that appreciates your quirks and feels velvety soft?

For titty Tuesday:

Blue haired if you’re nasty

What’s your sign?

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you?

A little underboob and spiky cowthey boots for youse Plebs and petite bougies.

Back from a bluesky and work break!

Unbothered and looking upwards:

You want to French kiss me in this French finery…

Shit like this is on tik tok but people like @juicypomma.bsky.social and other sw get banned We should have both! @mikestabile.bsky.social

Happy April Drools Day #drool

Come for the pits, stay for the tits

Bro, come on just the tip, bro? Cashapp/venmo: EveryPizzaIsGood

I match the intensity that New York clients have with an additional relaxed SoCal layer. Let’s take our time, I don’t want a (New York) minute man. ⏰🙏

I have not had a woman (cis or trans) client before IRL. Its not that I don’t know the majority of clients are men, but hearing from other workers that they have seen couples or a woman solo? I am jealous.

Catching Print has journalists angry because we are reading the dick paper instead of paper news

I’m not out in my ads… but I am nonbinary and transmasc. Deal w it.

Replace the collection plate w this neat frisbee. The church gains a new toy representing their grift, and you have a new ashtray!

I know yer ding a ling is dinging, now its time to get slinging

Haha now I can read the (dick) print and not get disappointed by a potential date having a lil shrimpy

Price dropped!

Please let people know they CAN SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY

You get pixels from the pixie 🧚‍♂️