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Pixie@pixiecryptid· 6d

Uh... Amusement Parks?? I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS

Crave streaming page for 2023 mini series named Destruction Decoded

Description: Exploring life-altering, earth-shattering events through archive footage, CGI, and informative scripting.

Episode list:

1. Megafloods
2. Bridges
3. Hurricanes, Typhoons, Cyclones
4. Earthquakes
5. Volcanoes
6. Tornadoes
7. Air, Land and Sea
8. Industrial Disasters
9. Amusement Parks

The images show the destruction and power of the disasters.

Episode 9 - 'Amusement Parks' has a map of North America, with the US in orange and labeled "UNITED STATES" in all caps. Bafflingly unclear implications.

Close up on the last two since the compression was rough.
Episode 8 - Industrial Disasters.wiyh a black and white image of a worker underground.

Episode 9 - 'Amusement Parks' has a map of North America, with the US in shades of orange and labeled "UNITED STATES" in all caps. Bafflingly unclear implications.

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jul 28

The crop on this Game Changer promo from their Dropout YT account is so fucking funny, lol.

Dropout YouTube post, cropped to the Monday preview - Game Changer (7PM ET / 4PM PT)
Three images spliced together - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Caldwell Tanner, and a drawing from the episode cropped so it looks like it's of Brennan going to town sucking a big hog, with red rimmed eyes looking up.

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jul 16

Ah yes, grocery stores widely sell packs of 3 muffins, excellent point Premier 🙄

Screenshot of part of a CTV News article from today titled "Quebec’s partial QST removal begins, prompting mixed reactions"

[Quebec’s premier Christine Fréchette] also argued the measure would particularly benefit those who often purchase smaller quantities.

“People who are living alone, for example, they will benefit from the abolishing of that tax,” she said at a press conference Wednesday. “They will not have to buy six, eight or ten muffins — they can only buy two or three of them and benefit from it.”

Fréchette said the exemption was designed as a permanent measure, unlike the temporary federal GST [Goods and Services Tax] holiday introduced earlier this year.

“We are helping [Quebeckers] to reduce the pressure that is put on their budget,” said the premier.

[Stock photo of person buying groceries]

"it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?" meme from Arrested Development

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jul 13

"Verify your age" I used the haunted castle card back

The back of card design options for Solitaire on Windows 95:

-Blue and red braided design.
-Red robot on blue background.
-Clownfish on teal background.
-Clownfish in blue background.
-Cone shell on bright watercolour background.
-Haunted castle at night.
-Sunny beach.
-Arm holding 3 aces against yellow backgrounds.

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jul 9

Made circle charts for a friends cat

Two pie charts - each labelled Chance of Circle Treats as corresponds to behaviour. The first chart has 75% - Mimmens bad and rude - no circles and 25% - Mimmens bad but cute - gets circles.

The second chart is Mimmens Good - gets circles at 100%

A goofy picture of the tuxedo cat is between the two charts

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jul 7

Accidentally ordered cake today. Saw item in pic 1 at the cafe and asked for coffee cake. Opened the container back at the (language) school to tiramisu cake.

Slices of a bread loaf of coffee cake - image credit Jo Cooks

Triangular cake slice of tiramisu cake. Multiple layers of sponge cake and mascarpone filling.

Image credit: Melody Kenepp

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jul 1

From Habs development camp today - number 80 Hayden Paupanekis

Montreal Canadiens prospect development camp - number 80 Hayden Paupanekis adjusts his gear at the boards next to equipment staff

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jul 1

Habs development camp this morning

Picture from Montreal Canadiens Development Camp skate - 25 Hage skating in front of the net with goalie 37 Miller in net

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jun 28

Got excited at the email preview then OOF. Brutal You're still fucked up, good luck byeeee

Screenshot of email preview titled Follow-up Sessions:
"Hello,
This email is being sent to you because you have completed the [redacted] program. We would like to inform you that follow-up sessions are recommended in your case, as you obtained a score greater than or equal to 8 on the Insomnia Severity Index after completing the online program. This suggests that you still experience sleep difficulties that may require support from a professional."

Screenshot of rest of email:
"If you wish to receive follow-up sessions, we invite you to discuss this with your psychosocial worker. If you do not currently have an assigned psychosocial worker, please contact the psychosocial intake service in your region.

This is an automated message; please do not reply.

Thank you,"

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jun 25

Okay, you know what? Birds ARE fake: ebird.org/species/bfgb...

eBird screenshot of the Bare-faced Go-away bird

Unusual gray turaco with a bushy crest and a mostly white head and breast.

Image Copyright Kevin Vande Vusse - eBird S46133499 - Macaulay Library ML 103479951

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jun 23

Absolute clown shoes #EdmontonOilers

Screencap of Sportnet notification from 2:02pm - Watch Live: Oilers introduce coach Mike Babcock

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Jun 14

Good catch #birds

Black-crowned night heron standing in a stream at dusk, having caught a fish in its bill

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 29

Playoffs Round 3 Game 5 Come on boys, #GoHabsGo

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 29

Getting bullied to go to bed by my gay fanfic

Screenshot of authors notes between chapters of ao3 fic. Clock in corner of screen shows 3:55am.

"Notes:
[rambling author end note deleted]

If you are staying up late bingeing this, now would be a good time to go to sleep."

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 28

Holy fuck this is bad. How are they doing a Worse job than games 2 and 3? #GoHabsGo

Panel of 3 images from 10 Things I Hate About You.
Guy 1: We're Screwed.
Guy 2: Hey, no. Hey. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Guy 1 (cheerfully): We're screwed!

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 26

Sportsnet highlighting how much we're sucking tonight #GoHabsGo please guys, please

Pic of tv showing score of Carolina 2 - shots on goal 37. Montreal 2 - shots on goal 12. Sportsnet has a time counter showing that the last shot on goal from the Canadiens was 21 minutes and 32 seconds ago.

8:34 left in OT

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 24

Could use some help confirming which type of ducks I saw yesterday. Leading suspect is American Wigeon or Gadwall. #BirdID #BirdIDHelp Area is southern Quebec, both have been spotted around in area. #birds

2 ducks on grass. Looks like light brown/grey bodies, duck 1 maybe white stripe on head from beak straight back. Maybe white/black beak or possibly glare from sun? White feathers then black. Little white under wing.

Duck two has dark beak. White line under wings, dark maybe green just below it, not sure

Duck 1 on lake. Looks like light brown body. Maybe white stripe on head from beak straight back. Maybe white/black beak or possibly glare from sun? White feathers then black at end.

Ducks from behind on lake. Duck 1 - grey head? light brown body, white under wing. White feathers near back, then black below. Duck 2 grey head? light brown body, looks like maybe white/light on feather edges.

Side view of both ducks on lake. Duck 1 on lake. Looks like light brown body. Maybe white stripe on head from beak straight back. Maybe white/black beak or possibly glare from sun? White feathers then black at end.

Duck 2 partially blocked by duck 1. Grey head? Light brown body?

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 18

Did my Merlin and photo checking - entered 48 confirmed species from today's walk. Highlights: American Bittern, 20 goslings, Osprey, American Woodcock, Baltimore Oriole, and Solitary Sandpipers #birds

Photo of a Great Blue Heron in grass/reeds. It has paused while walking forward and turned its head facing the opposite direction.

Photo of a solitary sandpiper in a marsh, walking on a log.

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 17

Merlin picked up a Common Gallinule on my park walk yesterday and it sounded like a match, but only once and was background noise so holding off on adding to life list. Please try again, common gallinule.

Black bird with white on some feather edges. White beak, bright red face, and wide green feet that look plant stems.

Merlin screenshot of
Adult Common Gallinule
Image credit Louis Hoeniger
26 Feb 2017
Papago Park, Maricopa, Arizona, United States
eBird Checklist S34822612
Macaulay Library ML 49544401

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 16

Had a great time watching the Montreal Victoire take the second win of the series

The Montreal Victoire team huddles together in celebration, sticks in the air after a playoff game win. Maggie Flaherty number 91 is directly ahead in picture

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 11

Alt text provided for screenshots from @rosalarian.bsky.social of Kickstarter mature project content guidelines

Kickstarter
01-What's supported

MATURE CONTENT PROJECT GUIDELINES

What's supported

Generally Allowed:
•Romance and spicy literature, including comics
•Artistic or documentary nudity in non- sexualized contexts
•Kissing, cuddling, and sensual but non- explicit imagery
•Swimwear and underwear imagery in non-sexual contexts
•Non-insertable sexual wellness products not marketed for sexual gratification
•Educational or wellness-focused intimacy content

Generally Not Allowed:
•Pornographic or explicitly sexual content
•Projects created specifically for sexual gratification
•Sexual services or hookup platforms
•Violent, exploitative, or illegal sexual content
•Insertable sexual products
•Any content involving minors or non- consensual acts

REFERENCE
Detailed Mature Content Guidelines can be found on our Rules page at kickstarter.com/rules

Kickstarter - 02 -Imagery & copywriting guidelines

IMAGERY section

Allowed:
•Kissing and embracing
•Swimwear and underwear in non-sexual contexts
•Suggestive but clothed imagery that is not sexualized and does not emphasize or reveal prohibited anatomy
•Nudity in artistic, scientific, educational, or documentary contexts that are not sexualized and where the focus is not on genitalia or sexual activity

Not Allowed:
•Visible sex acts, including intercourse oral sex, or masturbation
•Implied sexual acts or scenarios presented for sexual arousal
•Explicit close-up nudity, or imagery where genitalia is the focal point
•Lingerie or fetish imagery that exposes or emphasizes prohibited anatomy
•Content that depicts explicit sexual activity in any format (including comics, illustrations, or Al-generated imagery)
•Censored or obscured versions of otherwise non-compliant content (blurred images, bars, black boxes, etc.)

COMMON USE CASE TO FLAG
Blurring or censoring explicit content does not make it compliant. If the underlying image violates these guidelines, censoring it does not make it compliant.

COPYWRITING section

Allowed positioning
Describe your project as:
•A creative or literary work
•An artistic or documentary project
•An educational or wellness resource
•A body-positive or intimacy-focused project

Avoid language that is
•Derogatory, exploitative, or coercive
•Explicitly stating the project or rewards are for sexual pleasure or gratification
•Referencing illegal sexual acts
•Violent or non-consensual sexual framing

Kickstarter - Mature Content Creator Guide
4/8

Kickstarter 03- By project type

EXAMPLES
What's supported by project type

CATEGORY 01 -Publishing & Comics

ALLOWED
•Romance novels and erotic fiction with mature themes
•Erotic comics are allowed, but all project page imagery, including cover art and preview pages, must follow these guidelines
•Photography books presenting nudity in an artistic, editorial, or body-positive context
•Educational guides on intimacy, sexuality, or wellness

NOT ALLOWED
•Explicit sex acts, prohibited nudity, or imagery where genitalia is the focal point--anywhere on the project page
•Copy that frames the project around arousal or access to explicit content rather than the creative or literary work
•Projects where the primary value offered is access to explicit content

CATEGORY 02 - Art & Photography

ALLOWED
•Nude figure drawing books and fine art collections
•Documentary photography that includes non-sexual nudity
•Fine art sculpture of the human form
•Body-positive photography presented in an artistic or editorial context

NOT ALLOWED
•Photo-realistic or illustrative depictions of explicit sex acts
•Close-up nudity or compositions where genitalia is the primary focus
•Fetishized imagery intended to arouse rather than present artistic value
•Content that resembles commercial adult content rather than artistic or documentary work

CATEGORY 03 Design & Tech

ALLOWED
•Lubricants
•Nipple jewelry
•Lingerie and intimate apparel presented as apparel
•External sexual wellness products that are not designed for insertion and are not marketed primarily for sexual gratification

NOT ALLOWED
•Insertable products
•Products marketed specifically for sexual pleasure or gratification
•Products that pose a risk of injury
•Products bundled with or promoting access to explicit content or services

Kickstarter Mature Content Creator Guide
5/8

KICKSTARTER email screenshot

Hello,
Kickstarter has always been a home for bold, boundary-pushing creative work, including mature content projects like romance novels, nude art books, and provocative comics. Creators working in this space are a valued part of our community, and that hasn't changed.

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 9

Put out cookies (orange zest ginger shortbread) in the lobby for neighbors. A new neighbor came by to introduce herself, and an older woman I always bring some to gave me kitchen hand me downs as thanks. 🥰

Star shaped cookie hand painted with edible ink - simple flowers on white icing

Pixie@pixiecryptid· May 4

What a winning game 7 #GoHabsGo

2 panel meme. First panel: guy annoyed with arms crossed and scowling. Second panel: throwing arms up saying I GUESS in exasperation

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Apr 27

Turtles from yesterdays walk

A marshy river, with 8 turtles on a log. Another 2 possibly there in the water on the left, behind the log. Unconfirmed.

Painted turtle in marsh. Only head is sticking out, but can see clearly. Closer to camera (next to walking path).

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Apr 22

lol embarrassing behaviour from the staff, part 485

Screenshot I took showing Why has me blocked, and that I had muted his account

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Apr 19

Sorry, not sorry to everyone who follows me as the first Canadiens playoff run I've followed this close in over a decade begins. I blame an inspiring roster and Heated Rivalry.

Picture of Nick Suzuki on the ice, looking up.
Mandatory Credit: Eric Bolte-Imagn Images

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Apr 15

Harsh but fair

Screenshot of an online insomnia program.
My sleep two nights ago is categorized as 74% efficiency.
My sleep last night was NEGATIVE 1061% efficiency.

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Apr 10

Cole Caufield hit 50 goals tonight for the season 🎉 So great to see, the energy in the Bell Centre looks electric

Cole Caufield in his red Canadiens number 13, celebrating an earlier goal. Image credit: Arianne Bergeron/NHLI via Getty Images

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Mar 3

Had a really fun night last night in fishnets #PixieNSFW

Me, white enby with arm tattoo and pretty faint top surgery scar, no nipples. Skin on arms and upper chest marked with scratches. Medium bruising on chest follows the pattern of a fishnet bodysuit I was wearing at the time for much desired and negotiated impact play #kink #nsfw

Pixie@pixiecryptid· Feb 26

In French class today we talked about hobbies, and I got to discuss horror movies and Halloween crafts/painting ☺️ (showed this pic as example)

Picture of 4 painted pumpkins, 2 carved pumpkins and 2 mini undecorated pumpkins on a purple tablecloth with bats. The carved pumpkins are pretty traditional style, with one that has eye and mouth holes partially sewn over.

The painted pumpkins are:
white with blood spatter
eyeball (green eye colour)
black with white web design
cute frankenstein head