Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer
Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com patrickjsauer@mac.com if you need me for anything scriberly
Great question @defector.com Let’s define ~worst~ as harrowing. First movie w/baby girl, a “Rattles & Reels” screening of Rabbit Hole, an intense drama built on a fraying married couple arguing over deleting a video of their dead child. Father-of-the-year! mrbellersneighborhood.com/2011/04/baby...
The beauty is you get the fire and smoke of 9/11 with notes of pandemic empty streets and masking. The full 21st-century Gotham experience! But get that sun is Knicks colored!
When you file that 3K revised draft and instantly want to do the thing you write about but yeah dude, that was a whole other life ago…
Dave Goelz gave me the highest writer’s compliment I’ve ever received. Light lights, get things started. Happy birthday, indeed. www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture...
Reading this entertaining “biography” and just read a passage where Thomas Harris took on freelance assignments to auger his newspaper salary. They “paid a couple hundred dollars” which “buys a lot of baby food.” In 1964 I will now swallow my tongue Miggs style.
Pharmacy keeps a year round Peanuts nativity scene but saves the big reveal for the proper time of year.
SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS LIVE XXIII: TENNIS TOO EDITION 8/25 7PM We packed it out on main last year, let’s do it again. Full lineup TBD but for sure @juliekliegman.com @mattfutterman.bsky.social @the2ndserve.bsky.social swag @davidjroth.bsky.social and the finest FG tennis folk. Tix: shorturl.at/ipUYI
Oh just eatin’ oysters and drinkin’ beer with a dude who got two (team) Emmy nods today. BILLINGS MONTANA EXCELLENCE YO
Just a couple of dudes heading out to Women’s Empowerment night.* *I go back to MSG and Radio City, that’s allows some kind of pass right?
I’m sorry not buying it. This is the average aging chubby whites line to see the Mothership at all times. Fake news @pattonoswalt.bsky.social.
We went from our Billings MT home to see Mom’s family in PHILADELPHIA. My 5-year old mind’s eye is the entire city being covered in bunting, parade with all sorts of 1776-era costumes, insane fireworks and so. Many. Flags. I was blown away by every detail.
I can happily report of learning this week that one of his hometown Buffalo breweries put out a smooth Hazy IPA, “Super Freak.” (To be fair, more of a dad than son thing).
Things that apparently happen in Buffalo. You meet a legendary NHL trailblazer over beers.
This Fisher-Price-ass-lookin’ boating the Lake Erie water vessel of the day.
Happy Canada Day Eve @davidjroth.bsky.social. Wanted to let you know at the Loose Moose, Blue Jay guys are remembered through the beauty of oil paint.
LOL, the Toronto “Beaver Questers” had to pull the American World Cup guy because everyone keeps fucking with it. Palestinian Beaver is good to go tho.