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@plainjayne

Librarianish.Teenage mother. Caregiver. Trying not to freak out. Inland NW. She/her.

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Plain@plainjayne· 12d

Kitty legs and tail sticking out from under a blanket

Plain@plainjayne· 27d

This is a trap

Gray and white kitty curled up on the couch looking innocent

Plain@plainjayne· Jun 28

Marshmallow takes my spot every time I get up. Then I pet her and she bites me gently.

White and gray kitty biting my arm because she loves me

Plain@plainjayne· Jun 27

Sleeping white and gray kitty in a ball

Plain@plainjayne· Jun 11

I found school library censorship! 📚

A page from the book CLICK, CLACK, MOO Cows That Type reading:

Farmer Brown has [an interesting situation.] (on a sticky note covering "a problem.")
His cows like to type.
All day he hears
Click, clack, moo.
Click, clack, moo.
Click, clack, moo.

Plain@plainjayne· Jun 5

Grayish cat with black ears on a bookshelf with books.

Plain@plainjayne· May 15

Sheet of paper taped to a door in an elementary school with a child's handwriting
"Please Join RockBand
Sign here! ⬇️"

Plain@plainjayne· May 2

Happy May Day! Join a union ✊🏻

Selfie of me wearing a red union shirt that says "we are SEA, Spokane Education Association"

Plain@plainjayne· Apr 7

Yes

White and gray cat biting my arm

Plain@plainjayne· Apr 5

Behold my brother's 25 lb cat whose name is Maximus

Large white and dark gray polydactyl cat sitting on a couch

Large white and gray cat lying on a couch

Plain@plainjayne· Apr 3

Library knife? 📚

Paring knife that has a label taped to the handle reading "library"

Plain@plainjayne· Mar 10

Today I was cataloging a SpongeBob book at the school library and not finding any info so I searched "sponge bob" on WorldCat and this was one of the hits 📚 #men

MONOLOGUES FOR MEN BY MEN
Bet as Gun Guanos
we Mooner Winn
Monologues for men by men
Authors: Gary Garrison,
* Michael Wright
Summary: A compilation of 49 modern monologues, written by international male artists with diverse ethnic and cultural...
Show more v
Print Book, English, ©2002-<c2003>
Publisher: Heinemann, Portsmouth, NH,
©2002-<c2003>
Also available as eBook

Plain@plainjayne· Mar 6

Magpie from the Merlin app

Plain@plainjayne· Mar 6

Magpie on a light post at the summer camp I took my friend's kids to last summer.

Plain@plainjayne· Mar 6

I could post birds all day

Bird: Florida Scrub Jay perched on a branch.

Plain@plainjayne· Feb 12

I got a valentine at the library today ❤️📚

A red heart shaped lollipop and a Spider-Man eraser

Plain@plainjayne· Feb 9

Baby kitty is taking a nap

Black and gray striped kitten tail while the rest of the kitty is hidden in the cat bed taking a nap

Plain@plainjayne· Jan 1

Illustrations of Richard Scarry's Busytown pig family accompanied by the text
"New Year's Resolution Ideas:
More reading
More hobbying
More naps
More kisses
More flowers
More movin'
More sharing
More groovin'
More hugs
More pickles"

Plain@plainjayne· Nov 30

Getting a kitty as it was starting to get cold was very smart. Good cuddles.

White and gray kitten sitting on my chest

Plain@plainjayne· Nov 16

Kitty found a new bed (plz excuse my son's pile of tissues)

A white and gray kitten lying on top of a box of tissues next to a small pile of tissues

Plain@plainjayne· Nov 15

Marshmallow the kitten 🥰

White and gray kitten

Plain@plainjayne· Nov 15

mew

White and gray kitten

Plain@plainjayne· Nov 15

Mine's not as hairy as yours. He's very impressive.

Jack-o'-lantern that is starting to rot with black spots in his mouth and eyes

Plain@plainjayne· Oct 28

My daughter got her kitty a Halloween costume 🎃

My granddaughter cat wearing a purple and black striped costume with Purple fluff and horns. Her name is Dr Pepper.

Granddaughter cat in costume from the front with a good view of horns and purple floofs around her face.

Plain@plainjayne· Jun 15

These kids grew up going to Pride 💕🏳️‍🌈

Selfie of me and my oldest kid at Pride

Selfie of my grown kids at Pride

Plain@plainjayne· Jun 3

Happy birthday to my mom. I bought purple roses.

A rose bush in a pot. It has buds but no blooms. They will be purple.

Plain@plainjayne· Apr 18

I saw this bumper sticker down the street from my house. An hour later I saw some geese. www.poetry.com/poem/123017/...

A bumper sticker on a car that reads "honk if you're letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves" a riff on the poem Wild Geese by Mary Oliver

Two Canadian geese in a parking lot with six tiny goslings

Plain@plainjayne· Nov 28

I just dropped a salt shaker on a pie 😫

My hand holding a salt shaker covered in warm pumpkin pie filling, in front of two pumpkin pies, one with a hole where the salt shaker had been.

Plain@plainjayne· Sep 16

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #854,790!

Plain@plainjayne· Oct 17

Skeet

Screenshot of the game Wordscapes with the first word solved being SKEET"