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Planet Sandwich

@planetsandwich

Two pieces of bread with the planet earth in the middle

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Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· 9d

I got that dog in me

Double exposed Polaroid — the bottom image is a guy with a tank top, wearing sunglasses. The overlaid image is a sausage on a hotdog bun.

The guy is me. The sausage is a spicy Italian sausage with some mustard

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· 23d

Nice

Screenshot of screenshots of screenshots.

The only important part is the number 69

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· 23d

Taking another crack at this Polaroid thing

Scan of a Polaroid photo. It’s two dandelions, ready to poof, in the foreground. A grassy field on the mid ground. Background is some trees. The photo is blurry because I moved a bit while trying to squat while taking it but my balance was a bit off

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Jun 7

We don’t see each other’s headers usually, so here’s mine

It’s a weird crop of a stock photo of a sandwich. You can see part of a bun, a slice of what might be turkey. Some lettuce. Also the “sh” from the “shutterstock” watermark is visible

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Jun 7

It’s still real to me damnit

Picture of a blubbering white guy w glasses speaking into a mic.

The context is him saying “it’s still real to me damnit”, in reference to professional wrestling, which is, as we all know, real.

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Mar 13

Setting PRs today

Sweaty dark haired guy taking post-workout mirror selfie

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Nov 29

I don’t do this often but

A man in a grey shirt, taking a selfie in the bathroom mirror. He’s got hair cut just above the shoulder, and a beard.

That man is me

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Oct 19

Birth is a curse and existence is a prison,

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Sep 24

I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP
HELP HEP HELP HELP

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Sep 8

Idk how many "I just need to get through this week" I got left in me

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Jul 16

“I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared”

From the ITYSL sketch where he’s trying to drive a van but doesn’t know how and cries when he gets honked at.

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Jun 20

Hi.

A man with shoulder length dark brown hair and a barely greying beard stands in front of a black wall, and black pegboard

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· May 26

Sorry for not sharing my sandwiches for a while. Not really living up to my namesake lately.

Sourdough rye bread, toasted, with mayonnaise, shredded lettuce, two tomato sliced, Italian dressing, peppercorn turkey, banana peppers, and sliced marble cheddar cheese.

The sandwich is cut in half. I ate the other half already.

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· May 26

This is where I post from

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· May 23

Aphelion

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· May 21

One day, the sadness will end.
But I don't think today's the day.

- David Lynch

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· May 10

To live is to suffer
and boy, am I living

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· May 7

Unfortunately, the clock is ticking the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.
Do you understand?
I Understand
remain ignorant

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· May 6

I'm gonna cry and sleep

try* and sleep

same thing I guess

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· May 4

i hate when i wake up and my brain immediately thinks bad thoughts, like fuck man can i have at least one minute of mental clarity before you torture me

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 28

Don't worry about life, everything is going to get even worse

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 27

the sexual tension between me and
disappearing completely

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 22

The answer is obvious

Fozzy Bear

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 21

what substance do i have to abuse to feel like life is worth living again

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 21

therapist: any suicidal thoughts?

me, has been thinking "I wish I was dead" every 5 minutes since middle school: no, none that I can think of

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 16

some people are just too cool to be sad

but not me

photo is a cat with a sick hat and sunglasses. This cat is too cool.

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 12

Idk how many “I just need to get through this week” I got left in me

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 10

Artie Bucco, from The Sopranos. It’s the scene where he’s got a rifle pointed at Tony and he’s crying.

This. But I’m Artie and Tony is Charles Boyle.

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Apr 10

Me: "I'm okay" Also me:

“Me waiting for it to pass”

It’s a deep fried photo of a skeleton with its feet in the pool, staring downward in defeat.

Planet Sandwich@planetsandwich· Mar 27

Popular meme format, without any added text.

A child winds up a dodgeball to throw it at three other children.

This is commonly used with a text overlay of “Apollo” on the child with the dodgeball, and “the gift of prophecy” on the dodgeball.

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