TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A L/S HOOK HORROR IN WEREWOLF'S LIBRARY AND A MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS WOULD YOU GO ON A DATE WITH THE WEREWOLF IN QUESTION UNDER A FULL MOON TO THIS CLASSIC PIZZA HUT THAT I FOUND IN CODY, WYOMING?

TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A M/SS DWARF IN PURPLE MARGARITA. SEEMS TASTY. YESTERDAY WAS SPENT DRIVING 10 AND A HALF HOURS ALONG THE OREGON TRAIL WITH THE SOUL OF A DAD TRYING TO MAKE GOOD TIME BUT I DID STOP AT POWELL'S IN PORTLAND AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY GET *IT*.

TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A L/SS MURLOC IN SWEET COTTON BERRIES AND A BUMPER STICKER I SAW WHILE WALKING IN PORTLAND AND IS DELIGHTFULLY UNHINGED 🔥 I DUNNO IF YOU ALL WANT TO SEE JUST DONGS OF THE DAY OR IF YOU ENJOY MY SILLY ASIDES OR IF YOURE LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THIS IS IN MY FEED

TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A L/S MERFOLK IN SECRET BEACH BC IT LOOKS LIKE A BEACH AND THEN THE CAT IS JUST HOW I PROBABLY LOOK TRYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE AND ALSO THIS POST IS LATE BC IM JUST THAT KIND OF A PERSON

TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A L/M AMPHIBIAN IN MELTED SOUR WORMS. YEARS AGO QI OF QIMERA FORGE PUT THEIR DESIGNS UP FOR SALE BC THEY WANTED TO FOCUS ON TATTOOING. FUNNY HOW LIFE WORKS BC I LEFT TATTOOING TO FOCUS ON DONGS. ANYWAY HAPPY FRIDAY FROM THE PORTLAND TATTOO ARTS FESTIVAL 🌞

TODAY U GET TWO DONGS OF THE DAY, ONE IS A TREENIS, AND ONE IS A LARGE DWARF IN SUPER SOFT, NEON ROLLERBLADES I MISSED IT YESTERDAY BC I WAS LOOKING AT FERNS SRY 👍🏻🤣👍🏻

TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A MEDIUM SUPER SOFT ROC IN SPARKLY SWAMP WATER A LIL LATE BC IVE BEEN DRIVING UP THE CA 1 HIGHWAY AND THAT SHIT IS *SCARY* WITH ALSO A VERY SPOTTY SIGNAL (IE FROM SAN LUIS OBISPO TO MONTEREY ALONG THE COAST, IN THE DARK 💀🫣💀)

TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A LARGE, MEDIUM FIRMNESS KOBOLD IN "STORMY SEAS" WHICH IS A COLOR I HAPPENED UPON QUITE ACCIDENTALLY WHILE MAKING A CUSTOM FOR SOMEONE 8 YEARS AGO. I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS WAVES IN IT AND THE REST IS HISTORY OR SOMETHING 🌊

TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A SOFT MEDIUM ABOLETH AND IT'S COMING TO YOU LATE AND LIVE FROM CALIFORNIA WHERE I FORGOT THAT THE EAST COAST IS IN THE FUTURE 😅

NEW CONTENT FORMAT, DONG OF THE DAY! WHERE I HIGHLIGHT SOMETHING I LIKE THAT'S STILL IN THE SHOP THIS IS AN XL SUPER SOFT ILLITHID THIS PAST WEEK I'VE BEEN DRIVING ALL OVER THE SOUTHERN PART OF THE US LOOKING AT MOUNTAINS AND STUFF SO UNTIL I GET HOME AND MAKE NEW STUFF, THIS IS WHAT U GET 😅

ITS DROP TIME IF YOU DIDNT GET MY EMAIL BC YOURE NOT SUBSCRIBED I TALKED ABOUT HOW MY NEXT POURING CYCLE WILL BE IN AUGUST BC I HAVE BEEN WORKING ANOTHER JOB FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS. NOT CLOSING THE SHOP JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE OUT HERE AS A WORKING ARTIST 🫠🥳👍🏻

WE'VE TRIED A LOT OF POSTING FORMATS OVER THE YEARS BUT BOY OH BOY ENGAGEMENT IS IN HELL. DOES ANYONE ELSE MISS THE SIMPLER TUMBLR DAYS? I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE A RECIPE STYLE BLOG & ALSO FIND A MAGICAL 7TH TUESDAY OR SOMETHING & THEN PEOPLE WILL SEE THIS. ANYWAY DROP TONIGHT 8PM EST

WIGGLY WAND WASHING WIGGLY WAND WASHING WIGGLY WAND WASHING 🧼 (there are more wands) DROPPING TONIGHT AT 8PM EST

IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES. HERE'S A PREVIEW AND I'LL POP BACK WITH A FEW WAND PREVIEWS AND/OR VIDEOS BC I MADE A LOT OF THEM AND DANG IT IM GONNA POST THEM. 🥳

LOOKING FOR BOOK RECS FOR A VERRRRY LONG CAR TRIP. IVE READ DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL 2X. WHAT ARE U LISTENING TO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT EXCITEMENT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO? DROPPING TOMORROW 7/2 AT 8PM EST

AND OF COURSE ITS NOT SUMMER WITHOUT THE SECRET BEACH 🏖🤫 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

WASHING SOME STUFF, NOTHING FUNNY OR WITTY TO SAY CAUSE ITS HOT OUT AND I NEED A NAP DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

THIS ONE IS A LIL ON THE NOSE BC THE SEAS ARE INDEED KINDA STORMY THIS YEAR. FINGIES CROSSED DOWN HERE IN FLORIDA FOR A MILD SEASON ⚡️☁️🌊 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

DO U GUYS WANNA TELL ME ABOUT INTERNET TRENDS THAT ANNOY U THE MOST? I'LL GO FIRST: THE JAZZ HANDS FAKE SCREAM, OH AND "I JUST WANTED TO HOP ON HERE TODAY TO..." ANYWAY VIDEO 2 OF 2 AND MORE TOMORROW 🤗 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

VIDEO ONE OF TWO THAT I'LL POST TODAY. THIS IS THE SET I SWORE I'D ALREADY MADE BUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME IS WACKY AND IM GETTING OLD SO WHO KNOWS. DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

WE PUT A WARNING ON ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT POSTS BECAUSE THEY MIGHT HAVE sEnSiTiVe CONTENT IS A PHRASE I GET TO SEE EVERYDAY AND AM FRANKLY SICK OF SO I HOPE THAT THE 1% OF YOU ENGAGING WITH THESE POSTS ENJOY THESE 🫠 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

IMAGINE IF YOU WILL: SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUASH SQUASH SQUASH AND NOW MY BRAIN FEELS WEIRD HAVING TYPED THOSE WORDS SO MANY TIMES DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

YOU GET TWO BRIGHT PHOTOS TODAY BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SCHEDULE THEM TO POST THIS MORNING. LIFE MOVES FAST. LETS ALL BREATHE IN AND THEN SCREEEEAAAAMMMMM. DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

WE'RE NEARING THE END OF THE SILENT FILM ERA. I THINK Y'ALL PROBABLY THINK I'M LISTENING TO MONSTER SMUT WHILE I WASH, BUT UNFORTUNATELY ITS NOT A GENRE I'M TERRIBLY FAMILIAR WITH. DROP ME A REC IF UR BRAVE 😏 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

WHAT IF WE ALL TOOK A NAP IN A SOFT PASTEL CLOUD INSTEAD OF GOING TO WORK ☁️ DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME USING ANY AI BC AI COULD NEVER SHITPOST TO MY WORK ACCOUNTS LIKE I DO. THESE ARE MY REAL HANDS WASHING REAL THINGS THAT I MADE. IF I HAVE TO SEE ONE MORE THING THAT ALTERED UR BRAIN CHEMISTRY I MIGHT JUST WALK INTO THE WOODS NEVER TO RETURN DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

ITS FRIDAY IM IN LOVE WITH THESE GREEN THINGS 💚 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

THE SILENT FILM MARATHON CONTINUES. MAYBE I'LL PUT THE SOUND BACK IN AS LONG AS NO ONE ROASTS ME FOR THE BOOK SERIES IM LISTENING TO 🫣 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

THESE WERE FUN TO MAKE. KINDA LIKE A SWAMPY RAINBOW. WHAT ELSE SHOULD I MAKE? CAN YOU EVEN SEE THIS POST? OR ARE WE SCREAMING INTO THE VOID? 🌈🐊 DROPPING THURSDAY, 7/2 AT 8PM EST

A SILENT FILM, IF YOU WILL. DO YOU PREFER THESE WITH SOUND? I DUNNO IF YOU WANNA LISTEN TO SQUISH SOUNDS AND SPIRITUAL MATERIALISM ON 2X SPEED? DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST