Apocynum

@pocynum

40ish | Aerospace | Likes quiet games and rain | Has really good friends

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Apocynum@pocynum· 11d

Part of an old rage comic. A guy who has made a dumb opinion and been told it’s a dumb opinion is in tears, typing “LOL I TROL YOU LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLOLOLOLOL”

Apocynum@pocynum· 17d

Half the people in this thread:

A sketch-style illustrated meme.
On the left, a character wearing a cap labeled “morally correct cap” points a thumb at an anthropomorphic hot dog wearing a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses and smirking whilst riding a skateboard. The character says “Erhmm… guys…… we shouldn’t be joking about this…”

The hot dog is labeled “(literal funniest thing ever)”.

Apocynum@pocynum· 28d

A scene of rolling hills with a small medieval ring fort in the background.

A peasant with a bundle of sticks says “We should improve society somewhat”
A man pops out of a nearby well to say “Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.”

Apocynum@pocynum· 28d

This is pretty much me. I’m trying to take breaks, but this is me.

A watermelon falls in a parabolic arc towards Garfield, his mouth agape to receive it.

Label on the watermelon: “All the bad news on the internet”
Label on Garfield: “Me who really doesn’t need to read anymore bad news on the internet”

Apocynum@pocynum· Jun 25

Haha you did it, you did the boomer coffee comic! Welcome to the denouement of your life!

Scene of a coffee shop. A customer is standing at the counter and one barista asks the other “Do we have a flavor called ‘cup of coffee’?”

Scene: a coffee shop (apparently)
Frizz-haired barista asks a guy in uniform “Can I interest you in a soy latte?”
Guy: “Just coffee. Black.”
“Caramel macchiato?”
Guy: “Just coffee. Black.”
“Iced peppermint mocha?”
Guy: “Just coffee. Black.”
“Frappe?”
Lady behind him in the line: “For cryin’ out loud, make up your mind and order!”

Reddit post text below: “I love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker I would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer.”

Apocynum@pocynum· Jun 17

Twitter post by Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko).

Text: “What’s your favorite tech innovation?”

Poll results:
Illegal cab company☑️ (16%)
Illegal hotel chain (17%)
Fake money for criminals (32%)
Plagiarism machine (35%)

Apocynum@pocynum· Jun 11

Those are some

Apocynum@pocynum· Jun 2

I think it’s just innate in our generation. That’s our aesthetic safe space. I’ve got this intensely 1992-ass plastic cattail I bought at a garage sale on Whidbey Island sitting on one of my speakers and wouldn’t trade it for the world.

The intensely 1992-ass plastic cattail I bought at a garage sale on Whidbey Island

Apocynum@pocynum· May 24

Excerpted panel from Wondermark #1062 “The Terrible Sea Lion” (https://wondermark.com/c/1062/)

A sea lion is following a couple who appear to be driving some sort of steam-powered automobile.

The sea lion says “Pardon me, I couldn’t help but overhear”
One member of the couple says “NOW you’ve done it”

Apocynum@pocynum· May 22

@victoriascott.bsky.social Spotted in Wallingford. I think you mentioned you were kinda looking for one of these? I’ll send a PM with the address where I saw it.

Apocynum@pocynum· May 20

Grumpy Cat, the meme cat famous for looking grumpy, frowning.

Text overlay: “GOOD”

Apocynum@pocynum· May 17

こんにちは！こちらには、作りたての新鮮な野菜の付け合わせを添えるのを強くお勧めします。写真には、これらに合う伝統的な付け合わせの例を載せております。どうぞごゆっくりお楽しみください！

赤玉ねぎのピクルス、スライスしたラディッシュ、スパイシーなローストペッパー、赤トマトのサルサ、緑トマティーヨのサルサ、ライムのくし切りを盛り合わせた一皿。

Apocynum@pocynum· May 11

Meme, screenshot from the movie “Predator” of the muscular arms of two men clasping in greeting.

Over the left man’s beefy arm: “19th-century serial authors”

Over the right man’s even-beefier arm: “JRPG writers”

At the center, over their clasping hands: “Mountains and mountains of meandering, grandiose prose”

Apocynum@pocynum· May 8

A wonderful commission of one of my OCs by @argovelaart.bsky.social. I adore it, and look forward to telling more of her story!

A woman with red hair in a victory roll leans against the side of a motorcycle, smoking a cigarette with a troubled look on her face. Behind her are palm trees, a sunset, and a quonset hut.

Apocynum@pocynum· May 1

Let me buy this exact car, but with an actual performance spec.

2003 Ford Thunderbird convertible in robin’s egg blue

Apocynum@pocynum· Apr 19

*Sigh* You caught me. I went to Fake Snoqualmie Falls, which looks just like the real one, except the hotel and power plant aren’t there. Raggle fraggle meddlin’ kids and stupid talking dog.