Polar Johan
@polarjohan
Derp! Minneapolis Leftist. Biathlon enthusiast. Ardent fan of Giant Doofy Dogs. Fuck Trump and every piece of shit that supports him.
Shaking, crying, tears streaming down my face over AI slop that randomly throws together a bunch of nostalgia bait shit from three different decades because I miss being able to say the "N" word so bad.
You'll be shocked, I imagine, to find out this horrific price they paid was that they sometimes had to see unhoused/poor people. Please keep these neighbors in your thoughts and prayers as they recover from their immense trauma.
Establishment Dems watching Mamdani just simply do all the things to make society better that they spent decades claiming were basically impossible to do:
When people who grew up in small town Minnesota taste food with actual seasoning for the first time:
I am shocked that for the 417th election in a row, right now is not the time to shake the boat and we must all fall in line behind supporting genocide-loving corporatist establishment war hawk ghouls. I think we can trust them this time, though, that NEXT election will be the right time for change.
People who support free speech need to answer a simple question. Are you also okay with hostile screaming? If someone walks into your house without permission at 2am & enters your bedroom, would you say that person now has the right to scream directly in your ear and you get EXECUTED if you object??
Democrats 2016- Democrats in 2026 2025 lecturing when leftists work leftists that they're within the party to morally obligated to elect people that to vote for them oppose funding and work within genocide: the party if they want change
Can't believe international tourists are avoiding America just because there's a chance that they'll be thrown into a filthy detention center for an indeterminate amount if Trump's gestapo find a meme making fun of JD Vance on their phone.
This is the height of cop clownery to me. Your horsies aren't a necessary police tool, you just love cosplaying as a fucking cowboy and having taxpayers foot the bill for your expensive hobby.
Damn it, why didn't my partner and I think to get our daycare from the thrift store or from our neighborhood Buy Nothing Facebook group?
So the main reason this country is fucked is because this is a good example of how median voters in American think:
When you're over 40 and you sneeze and feel a twinge in your lower back:
Kinda fun that the two most popular "Damn bitch, you live like this??" meme images on the Internet come from completely opposite socioeconomic contexts.
My "This is not a golden calf" clarification has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my clarification.
Cannot believe that when they were handing out ADHD and being on the spectrum they forgot to include my magic 6th sense and superpower ability to instantly read and determine everyone's character.
Breaking! The full 2024 election autopsy commissioned by the Democratic Party has been leaked, which I've posted below:
Or you could, IDK, stop utterly alienating your formerly loyal middle class liberal customer base by deep throating fascist boot so much the toe pokes out your asshole?
Going back in time to 1884 and asking a woman living on a farm or working in a clothing factory to come back to the present with me to show all the women of my time how to twirl their hair and be "carefree."
60% of Americans: "The war in Iran is bad, we really hate it and we're fucking sick of it." Establishment Dems: "If we were in charge our war would be much bigger and more expensive and much deadlier, please elect us, thank you."
"How are you against being abducted and dropped off in a foreign country somewhere to fend for yourself but then you're sad when the international trip you planned has to get cancelled??"
That Israeli settler hearing his government insist that he's so hideous it's anti-Semitic to share his picture:
Establishment Dems trying to drum up enthusiasm for their awful dogshit candidate that people don't like:
The Israeli government responding to the announcement of a cease fire between the U.S. and Iran:
Me when I say Donald Trump should be tried for war crimes and some dipshit asks me "Oh? So I suppose OBAMA and BIDEN should be tried as a war criminal as well, huh?":
Convinced the dipshit that wrote this owns stock in an orthopedic surgery clinic & is looking to clean up on the uptick in carpal tunnel syndrome caused by the dismissive wanking gestures everyone's doing.
Terminally online leftists sneering about No Kings protests was cute at first but we're at the 5th one now with no change need y'all to stop whining and start being the fucking change you want to see in the world.