Police Squad! (In Color)
@policesquad
A tribute to the tragically short-lived TV drama. Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.
Sally Decker's gonna have to get her teeth straightened in the Statesville Prison from now on #PoliceSquad
- I lied. He never took me to the movies. - Whaaat? - I LIED. HE NEVER TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES #PoliceSquad #alibi
- We've been through hundreds of these. Acme Tuba, Tuba World, Tubas Are Us... - Can you take a phone call, Captain? - Not now, Al! International House of Tubas, Tuba or Not Tuba, Tuba Legation... #PoliceSquad
- We're gonna have to check every tuba rental, sales and repair shop in town that's close to a filling station. - That's gonna be a mighty tall order, Frank. This city is the tuba capital of the world. - I know, Ed. It's the only chance we got. #PoliceSquad #tuba
I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been #PoliceSquad
When I got to the elevator, my boss was already on the scene #PoliceSquad
Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty. #PoliceSquad
- Well, now let's say a new merchant moves into the neighbourhood, opens up a shop - "A new merchant moves into the neighbourhood, opens up a shop" #PoliceSquad
Married, one child. That didn't work out, so he married a grown woman. #PoliceSquad
Katie, why don't you run along now. Next week we'll learn why cows look forward to giving milk. #PoliceSquad
Police investigation involves meticulous attention to detail. The sound of a buoy or foghorn on the ransom tape led me to the lakefront, where interviews with severaI locals proved unsuccessfuI. #PoliceSquad
- We've spotted the suspect and we're going in. - ROGER, WE COPY. WE HAVE YOU IN VIEW. - Not so loud! - SORRY, WE DIDN'T COPY THAT. - Will you be quiet? - ROGER. READY TO ASSIST. #PoliceSquad
- You're not the man I married - How can you say that? - Because here's the man I married #PoliceSquad
About 10:00, Sally Decker dictated a formal statement #PoliceSquad
- All right, Luca, I've got a gun in your ribs! - I'm not Luca. And those aren't my ribs. #PoliceSquad
I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area. But I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters. #PoliceSquad
All he's ever known is the world of crime. This doesn't excuse what he does, but I think we understand him a little better. #PoliceSquad
- Is this some kind of bust? - Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions #PoliceSquad