Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF

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18+ Account 🌵30-somethin'/gay(he/him)/PDX🌵 Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things and showing off his bone, nbd.

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Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· 24d

Literally the opposite of my guess.

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· 25d

Half-priced taco salads all day

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jul 12

On tonight's game of Plug or Show Tail:

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jul 12

Limit 7 KNOTS?!?!?! Pretty sure there's a few dozen on board. 😳

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 24

"My drive is getting pretty full. I wonder if there are any deals right now." ☠️☠️☠️

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 9

💙💚🩷🧡💛💙

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 7

Damn, Furality is raising so much money for charity!

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 7

NGL, that's pretty savage.

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 6

Excited for a lazy Saturday! #irlnsfw

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 4

Red Bull has been around for 250 years? Damn.

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 3

I get that this wasn't working as intended, but that's a lot of effort to make this do the thing they're "fixing."

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 2

I'm pretty sure this is my first +++ this season, which feels good after the most toxic Warcraft Made Easy group I've ever run with earlier today. I've never seen anything like this on WME. I recommend them to everyone because every other group I've been with has been so chill and patient.

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Jun 1

Wishing I had time to take care of this before my first meeting. 🥵

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 28

Here's another one... Suitable for blowing snow and leaves? EXCUSE ME?!

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 28

I was looking for an air duster for my computer and stumbled across this infographic showing which nozzles to use to blow different things. I have... so many questions.

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 15

Trimmed up a bit for FCF. I like the visual and there's still plenty of fuzz to enjoy, too! #fcf #fatcockfriday #irlnsfw

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 8

Woke up rock hard and been needy all afternoon. Someone's gonna get it tonight. 🥵

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 8

I seriously need a place to bury this today. 🥵

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 8

"Oral arms" is my new fetish.

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 8

Wow, the guy from Fish! Is at the aquarium!!!!

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 6

Is it so much to ask for a nap before you get going?

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 6

It feels so gross

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· May 3

They could have been making more Bionicles, but instead they were making

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Apr 18

I guess you can also put your life motto on your checks, too. I can't believe they never added "LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." to this list. I'm very tempted to use "I can't be out of money, I still have checks" because it harkens back to an era where people actually used checks. But alas, that costs $2.99.

Polkaspots 🔜 Fetch, Folsom, BLFC, MFF@polkaspots· Apr 18

I'm using CHECKS IN THE MAIL, where I can still add personal logos to my checks to show how quirky I am or to have a conversation piece for the plumber to comment on, I guess. How can I ever decide, though? Do I choose rooster, corn, or chastity key?!