Onwards and Upwards.
@pompiebean
48% & proud. It’s really stopped being funny now. #FBPE #FBPPR
The 1970’s: Pre-Thatcher In Europe Free prescriptions NHS dentists Farage unknown White dog poo 10p Mars bars Wasn’t all bad.
‘I once had to resign as MP for Clacton because everyone realised I was a grifting fucker.’
Farage earned £270,000 promoting gold bullion working “four hours per month across a three-month period.” Average house price in Clacton £250-£255k. Man of the people? My arse.
10 years ago 52% of those who voted decided that they believed the lies of this idiot chancer and his grifting mates. It’s been a shitshow ever since. #brexithasfailed
That Brexit turd you gave us was not the Brexit turd we wanted. We demand a proper Brexit turd we can try to polish!
Let’s investigate the £5m bung to Farage and have a by election in Clacton instead. 👍
‘Hey Siri, write a list of excuses as to why I couldn’t get decent people to vote for a misogynistic racist.’
Johnson. Gove. Farage. “…lied”. About Brexit? This is not news.
Man who was Immigration Minister criticising the immigration policy that he as Immigration Minister was responsible for during his time as Immigration Minister. Idiot.
Brexit “…a disappointment”? Finding that someone has eaten the last chocolate digestive is a “disappointment”. Brexit is an unmitigated shitshow.
“My performative ranting is going to be harder now that net migration has dropped, but it’s made me millions of pounds, so I’m going to keep at it. Obviously.”
“So, Mr Farage, what first attracted you to accepting £5m from a non-dom tax dodger?”
‘This week I will again be pandering to the right wing media, Rupert Murdoch, tax exile billionaires and associated grifters by denying what a disaster Brexit has been.’ #LauraK
JHB is going to lose her mind when she learns about Farage’s £5m bung. 🙄
“I believe that a man who can afford to give £5m to Nigel Farage, as the leader of a political party in the UK, should live in the UK and pay taxes in the UK.”
The possibility of Robert Jenrick ever being in government again should immediately disqualify Robert Jenrick from ever being in government again.
There are some many layers of hypocrisy and stupid in this it’s like a bullshit baklava.
“Yes sir, I know you came especially to see Mr Farage but he’s away grifting. Don’t worry he’s on next week and the week after though.”
Reform will also repeal slavery, universal suffrage, brown bread, avocados, lattes and the colour pink as they are all woke nonsense.
‘There’s a nonce in D Block who reckons he used to be a prince.’
Unless the pedo has moved into a prison cell I really don’t care.
According to the Express Brexit has gone so well that we just need more Brexit to make everything tickety-boo and dandy. 🙄
“People utterly unsurprised that Suella Braverman has joined Reform, Sir. All of ‘em Sir.”