Damaged Goods
@popestan
Escaped from a hospital twice. Once vomited in an ATM machine deposit slot. Also I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...
I see you across the street, Amazon... You've been 3 stops away for the past 30 minutes! 😂
I dont like what security has done to Taylor's Rhode Island house... Ugly fences that's hard to scale and added security personnel... Really Tay? Like the restraining order wasn't enough...
I ordered this shirt just for the Sarah McLachlan concert next month. Yes, I love Sarah and yes, we make it a point to see her whenever she's in town... Don't judge me!
Holy crap... In the Grey is a great f*ing movie... I highly recommend!!!
The 3 extremely uncomfortable things: 1) Suck dick 2) Kiss ass 3) Take it in the butt... 😞
I was a heartbeat away from ordering Taylor Swift's Toy Story CD single when I realized, I don't have a CD player... 😢
And yet, people still try to float em... Gotta question the IQ of a CyberTruck owner...
Ugh. Premium gas went up 10 cents this afternoon at Costco! $5.70 😡 I'm refusing to leave the house. I've officially become a recluse.
I know they're not fashionable, but would this help? Amazon has everything!!! 🤪
Some random kid in the McDonald's parking lot came up to me and said that my car was 'sick'... That's young people speak for 'neat'!
Jet's pizza is the best... But have you ever noticed how much their mascot looks like Ron Jeremy?
Trying to figure out what to give mom for Mother's Day. I think I heard mom say she wants a wheel of Costco cheese... Or a PlayStation 5... 🤷
I promise you that when I die, it will be with a McRib in my grubby little hands and not a celery stalk! 😂