Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt
@porkazard
A big large walrus in a super hero costume. Or a short large human in wrestling gear. Very cuddly. He / Him - Fat - Mid 40s - Canada. Check out Bears in Games Neo on YouTube!
So @bigbigbiggs.bsky.social says I look very Daddy with my old man readers on
I've got that suit too! It's so comfortable to wear.
Had a conversation with a coworker when I was doing stretches waiting for coffee when he asked what I was doing and I said stretching due to leg day last night and he said oh are you thinking about getting back into shape ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
A lil stoney baloney and playing some Forza online.
Thinking about getting a Scarface poster for my bedroom. This Scarface poster, specifically.
I attempted to take a thirst pic while stoney baloney last night
10 points, soooorta Peas I'll eat in a pod. Pickles I won't pick off a sandwich these days, I just don't love them. Oysters and coconuts, no. Black licorice is in a bunch of stuff I eat, but not on its own, never.
I've decided to trying swapping cow milk for soy milk in my lunch smoothie but what if this... makes... my boobs... bigger??
today on big hunks the algorithm keeps showing me. I really want to gay marry the red shirt guy
when the dreamboat who keeps showing up on facebook videos has a jesusy tattoo
Home from the gym, all the responsibility stuff is done for today, so I'm gonna get stoned, eat some burgies, and play some video games
So this one has a rating of 800 pounds, which would be good for me + 450 pound co sleeper + mattress. Which is OK but would eliminate a surprisingly amount of my cuddle buddies so would need a sturdier sleeper sofa
The things I'm going to aim to save up for this year are: 1 - a sleeper sofa of some kind (not those foam floor sofas) 2 - A queen sized loft bed 3 - fixing my 34" HD WEGA
It's an excellent view nonetheless. For me the surface that does that is my old TV
I dunno, I like my subs to be home by 2-3 am so they can cuddle up in bed and tell me what naughty bois they were
Come on li'l buddy, help Papabear finish up chores for the night
good ol' biggercity (accidentally posted this on my civilian account, whoops)