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Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· 13d

The TL continues to serve.

A screenshot of the TL with two posts that happen to completely unrelated

bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social • 6h

look at this pair of perverts

Picture of Porky and Daffy groping each other’s faces.

jordan @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay • 6h
Hand and mouth stuff.......

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· 16d

Turn that shit up! 😤

Volume knob being turned to the max

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· 28d

Malignant? 👀

Gabriel from Malignant growing on the back of his sister with his arms and rib cage exposed and he smiles from the camera.

THIS MESSAGE
HAS BEEN
APPROVED BY GABRIEL

GABRIELRULEZ.COM

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jul 20

You can’t just take the uniform off and expect fair treatment.

Lt. Aldo Rain (Brad Pitt) smiling down at the swastika he just carved into someone’s head. BJ Novak is there too.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jul 10

Ben Shapiro reading these texts.

Tim Robinson sitting in court while wearing a fedora with safari flaps. He looks very concerned.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 24

Mao would you like to read the Bible?

Next to a picture of Shaq sleeping: “i sleep”

Mao would you like to read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

Next to the same picture of Shaq but it’s been deep friedd and edited to have glowing eyes: “real shit?”

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 22

My cat is not turning 250 next Saturday. She is flattered everyone cares so much, but she will be only 8 years old on the 4th. She’s still just a baby!

Tilly Mae as close to camera as possible. Calico cat with gray and orange face, white paws.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 21

Why even try to compete with perfection?

CGI reptile for the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 11

A Red Kansas is rising!

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 9

Please make this real.

Scene for Star War Episode III when Obi-Wan and Yoda watch the footage of Anakin killing the younglings, but Goofy is also there.

Garsh Obi-Wan, did Anakin really kill all those younglings?

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 8

Bisexual lighting?

Grimace standing in front of a McDonald’s cup

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 8

Dril tweet

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 6

I’d love to know what they’re smoking

Tim Heidecher in the Charades skit from ITYSL. pointing smugly and holding a bag of walnuts.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 4

Adam Driver yelling Everyday and then immediately collapsing into Scarlet Johansson in The Marriage Story

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Jun 3

Did FIFA pay for this or something?

Facebook post
Leavenworth County Emergency Management

Due to FIFA World Cup in and around the area, Leavenworth County Emergency Management and the KC Metro area will cancel our outdoor warning siren test tomorrow and July. This is just for the monthly testing. We will resume our monthly testing in August when FIFA is complete. Be Safe!!
Siren
Testing has been
CANCELLED

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 28

Was inspired by the words of Chairman Mao tonight.

Theys with time machine:
they made
"sugar coated bullets"
Thems with time machine:
"sugar coated bullets"

Mao is facing both Theys and Them saying: lol lmao even

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 26

Dads can’t sit on chair, drink beer, and watch football??

That 1984 comic and its close up of the guy ripping the 2020 calendar year off revealing Jan 1984.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 26

They did the Dril post.

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding Hitler
you do not, under any circumstances,
"gotta hand it to Hitler"

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 24

The omens are in our favor folks. The heavens approve of this message.

Green field of grass with a giant homemade FUCK ICE sign with the E off camera. I stand in front of the sign speaking into a microphone with my child in their stroller next me. King Piccolo is used to obscure the child’s face. A single beam of light shine directly on me.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 24

The only agitators were people already in the cemetery with an entire road and a 10 foot fence in between as they silently flipped us off lmao. Absolute cowards I tell you. Anyways please stop by for a memorial event tomorrow night.

JOIN CONCERNED CITIZENS FOR A
2 DAY PROTEST & VIGIL AT
100 HWY TERRACE,
LEAVENWORTH, KS 66048
OUTSIDE THE CORECIVIC DETENTION CENTER
MAY 24TH STARTS AT 10 AM
MAY 25TH STARTS AT 5 PM
WE'RE ASKING YOU TO JOIN US IN BREAKING THE SILENCE FOR EVERY LOVEDONE THAT HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM US.
WE ALSO WANT TO BE A REMINDER OF WHAT IS STILL HAPPENING ON US SOIL EVERYDAY.
We hope to have speakers:
• Share lived experiences + personal stories
• Speak out against CoreCivic + what they are doing
• Put pressure: accountability for CoreCivic's oversight committee
DAY 1: • To so up be vie for those flected sond
together.
OPEN CALL FOR SPEAKERS +
ARTISTS + COMMUNITY MEMBERS
We are looking for speakers + artists like
YOU
to help raise awareness of the real impact that ICE's presence is having in our community and nation.
ON DAY 2:
• A vigil to mourn and recognize all the lives lost to the system of injustice, IN THE US AND ABROAD.
• Speakers who want to share a loved one's story or a song/poem/speech remembering them. Your voice matters. Their lives matter.

-Community voices from Leavenworth,
Kansas
and the KC Metro
-Immigrant voices to share your lived experiences and have space to voice it
- Veteran voices that belive in freedom for all on US soil
-Community voices that want to share their stories, songs or poems.
YOUR VOICE MATTERS.
If you have a story or poem and want it shared but can't show up in person, please DM us and we will help get them shared.

PROTESTA Y VIGILIA DE DOS DIAS EN
100 HWY TERRACE,
LEAVENWORTH, KS 66048
FRENTE AL CENTRO DE DETENCIÓN CORECIVIC
24 DE MAYO: A PARTIR DE LAS 10:00
25 DE MAYO: A PARTIR DE LAS 17:00
ROMPER OS SILENCIO POR CADA SER QUERIDO
QUE NOS HAN ARREBATADO.
TAMBIÉN QUEREMOS SERVIR DE RECORDATORIO DE LO QUE SIGUE OCURRIENDO CADA DIA EN
TERRITORIO ESTADOUNIDENSE.
DÍA 1:
Esperamos contar con ponentes que:
• Compartan experiencias vividas e historias personales
• Denuncien a CoreCivic y sus prácticas
• Ejerzan presión: exigir responsabilidades al comité de supervisión de CoreCivic
PROTESTA • Asisean alevento, secen la voz de los afectados y se
mantengan unidos.
CONVOCATORIA ABIERTA PARA
PONENTES +
ARTISTAS + MIEMBROS DE LA COMUNIDAD
Buscamos
ponentes y artistas como
TU
para ayudar a concienciar sobre el impacto real que la presencia de ICE
está teniendo en nuestra comunidad y en nuestro pais.
LO QUE BUSCAMOS:
-Voces de la comunidad de Leavenworth, Kansas y del área metropolitana de Kansas City
-Voces de inmigrantes que quieran compartir sus experiencias vividas y dispongan de un
espacio para expresarlas
-Voces de veteranos que creen en la libertad para todos en territorio estadounidense
-Voces de la comunidad que quieran compartir sus historias, canciones o poemas.
TU OPINIÓN NOS IMPORTA.
si tienes una historia o un poema y quieres compartirlo, pero no puedes venir en persona, envianos un mensaje privado y te ayudaremos a difundirlo.
DÍA 2: VIGILIA
• Una vigilia para llorar y rendir homenaje a todas las vidas perdidas a causa del sistema de injusticia, TANTO EN ESTADOS UNIDOS COMO EN EL RESTO DEL MUNDO.
• Se invita a quienes deseen compartir la historia de un ser querido o una canción, un poema o un discurso en su memoria. Tu voz importa. Sus vidas importan.
100 Hwy Terrace
@NorthlandNeighborsUnited
COMUNITY PROTEST
VIGIL AREA

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 19

Apple Music where did Drake come back from?

The songs That Matter

Today’s Hits with a portrait of Drake look ing down pensively.

Drake is officially back, and he has a lot to say about

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 15

Folks, it’s here. @badoperation.bsky.social

BAD OPERATION at the top of the album cover

The 5 band members are posed for the album cover.

Album Title centered at the bottom of albums cover: EVERYTHING MUST GO

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 12

Tradwife Jucika?

Woman holding a grocery bag that covers half her face and torso that displays the book title and other info. She is wearing a yellow hat with a red bow and brown jacket.

What cooks in
SUBURBIA
Foreword by Ruth P. Casa-Emellos,
Home Economist of The New York Times
Presenting more than 225 superlative recipes planned specifically for the basic meal occasions today's busy housewife faces: from family meals to ladies'
luncheons, elegant dinners for six and buffet suppers for the crowd.
LLA PERL

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 11

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

The same photo from quote posted but with Charlie from Lost overlaying the other guy. Charlie’s hand is placed against a window with NOT PENNYS BOAT written on his hand

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 7

Why did Apple Music censor Fuckwit like this?

F*****t City
Cosmic Psychos

Lyrics

can't stand it
Anymore
So it's about time you
Shut the door
Fuckwit city is the place where you belong
Fuckwit city is the place where you belong

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 5

Anyways hbd to me.

Picture of Oppenheimer: Now I have become 30, hopeful for the coming world

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· May 3

Stronghold crusader:
King Richard? Standing in crusader regalia. That freak The Rat is in the behind King Richard. Background is crusader castle being seized.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Apr 30

LISTEN HERE FOLKS! THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN DEM LEADERSHIP STEPS UP TO THE PLATE!! 😤😤

Hakeem Jeffries holding a baseball bat like he has no idea what it is.

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Apr 30

I’m gonna slam my head in the microwave.

jungkafka.bsky.social @jungkafka.b... • 1h
The Great Society is the historical equivalent of the February Revolution in 1917 at this point. Things were really looking up for the provisional government and the Russian people until they weren't.
We are now in the age of the American Bolsheviks, a revolutionary vanguard of billionaires.
Lone Gadfly @lonegadfly.bsky.social • 1h
The left believes in the power of institutions-sold on the idea that preserving the structure of gov't is enough to keep delivering constitutional ideals. The right has (forgive the term) progressively altered institutions-like the exec branch-until I no longer believes in constitutionalism.

jungkafka.bsky.social @jungkafka.b... • 1h
The right are all Leninists at this point

Partyglouberman @partyglouberm... • 23m
Bannon says he's a Leninist: that could explain the White House's new tactics |
Victor Sebestyen | The Guardian

Jack of The Shadows@porkrocket· Apr 24

What an absolutely terrifying end of this article.

He also suggested that regulators should not fret about preparing for so-called 100-year events — disasters that have roughly a 1% chance of taking place but can be catastrophic for nuclear facilities.
"When SpaceX started building rockets, they sort of expected the first ones to blow up," he said.