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@porter79

Porter is what my wife calls me- its what I do for my son. Former Biology tech. In Field= Wolves, Badgers, Turtles, Mice, Voles; At Lab =mice, rats, NPH... Phd's ;-), mostly MRI. In NJ= Underemployed. Middle-aged early riser. Depressed. Atheist.

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Porter@porter79· 27d

I hate the internet.

A picture of a mockup of a DVD case for the Lord of the rings. However it is just Lord denethor eating a tomato.

The DVDs title is Lord of the rings but it's just an author eating a tomato for 3 hours

God I hate the internet

Porter@porter79· Jul 11

Happy 7-Eleven everybody ...Almost but not quite entirely sugar squishy 😜 @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social These aren't milkshakes. How old does it make me? 😝

Picture of three people arounda to table drinking slurpees for 711

Flavors are pina colada in the background cherry on the right and fresca on the foreground.

In the background my wife is wrapped up in a blanket because she's part penguin.

My son is on the right in a green shirt

I'm behind the camera

Porter@porter79· Jul 11

Nice pic. Here's me after 10 years... I was clear with my wife when she brought it home. If you feed it I'll never leave 🤦‍♂️

A picture of a man (showing only his mouth and chin) who needs to shave, on the Right. Just in front on the left is the hairline of a rambunctious 11-year-old. (Hundreds of egg sandwiches have died to make this picture)

Porter@porter79· Jul 5

One day, I'll have an actual authentic Mexican taco. Cc @proptermalone.bsky.social @peark.es @golikehellmachine.com @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social

A picture of an old El Paso build kit. Nacho cheese flavored taco shells .

Porter@porter79· Jul 5

I am back...now feels prescient

Porter@porter79· Jul 2

A hahahahahahahaha 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Picture of a thermometer showing temperature of 105.3° f in 29% humidity outside, inside is 76° f and 56% humidity.

Because well, global warming is a fucking thing

Porter@porter79· Jun 26

Are the DEM leadership going to come after Me. 😱

Porter@porter79· Jun 21

Soccer can make people so blue... 😜 Cc @gopher33j.bsky.social Curazao goalie should stand for the Nobel Peace prize. 😋

The man with a blue painted face at the Ecuador soccer game. He's wearing a cape in gesturing and disgust. Possibly a fan of Curacao

Porter@porter79· Jun 19

Srsly. My office "mate" MOCKS ME w/that tail.

Gray squirrel cleaning and tail while sitting on a fence outside my window. I hate him. He passes me once a day stops to shake his tail at me as if to say haha you're working

Porter@porter79· Jun 4

it's not that hard. You can even have fun cups. 🥳 (For milk. Never for cheer wine)

A picture of attention countertop on which is to the right of partially full gallon of milk to the left a Spider-Man cup and in the foreground to starship cookies. One is complete the other one is partially consumed.

Milk, it does a body good.

Porter@porter79· Jun 1

"These kids are really pissing me off"

Porter@porter79· May 1

Moby Dick has a funny habit of showing up in the most appropriate places. @unavaleable.bsky.social

Skeet of a Fanta drink with a skull masked gentleman on it, on top of a post from a quote from Moby Dick referencing skulls.

Porter@porter79· Apr 7

Decided to check the news out of morbid curiosity and this is what I came across... (I can only hope the tacos are not poisonous)

A blurb from the White House.gov site with the description

"Under President Donald Trump second administration, the United States is searched into a new era of prosperity, marked by record set ting.."

Reader I did not go further. Gas is over $4 right now. That doesn't count as much prosperity.

Porter@porter79· Apr 7

My kid just learned a valuable lesson about playing with things that he finds in the bathroom that he doesn't exactly know what they are. Some things that look like hats are in fact not. 😱

This is NOT A HAT. It's called The witch's hat. And you put it on the toilet for when you're taking samples. The deposit the sample and take an aliquot into a container you provide to the lab.

Porter@porter79· Apr 5

@unlikelywords.bsky.social Hello, was on the way to Grandpa's house (NH) and stopped by for a bite at Gracie's for ice cream 🍨 The Brownie milk chocolate was delicious. Thank you. (Well, when he shared🙄) H/t @proptermalone.bsky.social Of the ”cheese and ice cream popcast

Cup of brownie mint chocolate chip ice cream being held by my son who is scooping a bit into his mouth. His The background is Gracie s ice cream shop outside Boston.

Porter@porter79· Apr 2

Not a fucking April fools joke. Gas prices Middlesex county New Jersey. Almost $5 for the premium. Regular broke $4. Fuck you Donald Trump You're an asshole.