David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈

@porterd

European, Dancer, Ceramicist, Bird watcher, Rust programmer, Python programmer, MBTI = INTJ-T, Views are my own. @dave_port@mstdn.social. DMs by invitation only.

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David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· 9d

Good morning Wordle team 😊☕️☕️🥐 Wordle 1,872 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· 26d

Count Binface election pledges.

BINFACE PLEDGES TO CLACTON
1. I WILL HOLD WEEKLY CONSTITUENCY SURGERIES.
2. I WILL ANSWER ALL LETTERS AND EMAILS WITHIN THREE DAYS.
3. FOR EVERY DAY I SPEND OVERSEAS, I WILL SPEND TEN IN CLACTON.
4. ANY OUTSIDE EARNINGS WILL BE DONATED TO CLACTON CHARITIES.
5. ON A POSTCODE LOTTERY BASIS, I WILL HELP ONE FAMILY PER WEEK PUT THEIR BINS OUT

JON HARVEY AKA COUNT BINFACE

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· 26d

Harry the Hairy caterpillar in a hurry.

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Jun 30

I think so. Quiet day for me too. Check the kilns in the studio, a bit of Python coding. Dance club later. Might trim the hedge and mow the lawn. Probably grab a coffee at the mad house

A sign saying ‘Welcome to the madhouse!! Please order at the counter’

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Jun 26

I gave Fred (the fox) an egg this morning. It’s now safely buried for later. I’m glad to say he’s drinking plenty of water and finding shady spots in the garden.

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Jun 23

Trumpian message about the weather in my neck of the woods.

A graphic declaring an Orange warning of 23°C today.

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Jun 9

There is more money to be made by doing the wrong things. What would it take to change the rationale?

The left panel of a poster shows the side of a building with numerous air conditioning units attached. The caption says ‘The AC we got’. The right hand panel shows an aerial view of a forest. The caption says ‘The AC we needed’.

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· May 22

I think it’s a stag beetle

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· May 3

Good morning Frenchi. No rain yet, but got soaking wet yesterday after my walk down the Billy trail and a pint of ale outside the Royal Oak. Hope you have a lovely day 🤗😘 xxx

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Apr 30

Available on eBay. Couldn’t resist having a look.

Hoover ducted vacuum cleaner silencer, exhaust sound muffler, noise reducer

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Apr 25

Going out to breakfast then having a look around the Emsworth Arts Trail

Front cover of the Emsworth Arts Trail brochure. Weekends April 25, 26 and May 2, 3, 4. This will be the 25th of the trail.
emsworthartstrail.org.uk

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Apr 18

A pint of ale would be appreciated whilst I look over the harbour at Langstone.

Harbour at Langstone. Tide high. Blue sky with a few clouds.

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Mar 6

Really glad my iPhone tells me this is a clock. I wouldn’t have known otherwise

Picture of the clock on my iPhone showing 13:49

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Feb 24

Excellent. LibreOffice has moved their main social media channel to Mastodon. @libreoffice @fosstodon.org

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Feb 22

Congratulations. If you still think Brexit was a good idea then you are one of the many people occupying the blue region of the graph:

A Bell curve showing that people with an IQ of less that about 92 are more likely to think that Brexit was a success. This is just my opinion.

David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈@porterd· Feb 19

Hampshire County Council need to fix this dangerous pothole immediately or at least provide signage to avoid it. Many folk have reported it. Location is North Street, Emsworth almost opposite Palmers Road.