
'Make it scrappy,' the commentator says.

There's a French player called Lacroix?!

Bit much to send him home before the game is even over.

Put that croissant away, Clifford.

They should have another hydration break.

France's attitude to this game:

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jul 15 Please stand for the national anthem.🏴

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jul 14 🇪🇸World Cup final 2026 (artist's impression):

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jul 12 No, Katie I will not tell Jon Ola his boys took a hell of a beating.

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jul 6 Imagine asking her to suspend a red card.

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jul 5 The Norwegian men's team watching Scotland arse about with Brazil and making plans:

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jul 3 Posting this for no reason.

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jul 2 One of these 'picked for you' things is not like the others...

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jun 28 Show yourself, you fiend.

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jun 28 Still no word on the Men's Shoulders, Knees and Toes Coach.

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jun 27 This thing thinks I live in an Enid Blyton novel.

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jun 24 Those days are past now. And in the past they must remain.

Stevie@postsbystebo· Jun 20 What I imagine this 'goal difference' thing is: