Tater Nuts!
@potatoqueen
she/her Minneapolis I hope he dies
My Nana turned 89 yesterday, she’s one the smartest, funniest and cutest people I’ve ever met.
Why does every guy look like Michael Cera now? Every guy in my office looks like this:
One year ago we rolled a bunch of joints to hand out as favors for our wedding. Less weed this year but more joy
Thinking about the time I accidentally (drunkenly) ordered a Michael Jackson action figure
No, I don’t care that you need to work just to feed me. I am sitting in your lap NOW and you are going to pet me, so help me god
MINNEAPOLIS SHOWED THE FUCK UP TODAY!! We froze our asses marching at that protest and I love my neighbors so much!!
Someone was talking about the “cunty fish from Fantasia” and I knew EXACTLY what they meant
It took over an hour but I put together a new cat tree for Peaches. I sprinkled it with catnip and here she is, giving me the kitty finger 😑
I just found this mentos commercial I saved on my phone 4 years ago. I was in a weird place but not as weird as this shit.
This little asshole decided to break the screen on the window and have an adventure outside and has the NERVE to sit here and look cute. Asshole.
Listening to another true crime podcast and can we just stop with the narrative that this foot looking mother fucker was attractive?
It’s my first day back in the office after finding out my coworkers are secret banging so this is about to be me every time someone looks at me