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Armed Snail

@pourdecision

An armed snail that's also religious. // Un caracol armado. Ella tambien es religiosa.

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Armed Snail@pourdecision· 9d

Mountains are cool specifically because of how they interact with life!

Picture of a mountainous overcast landscape in the foreground are large frailejones a member of the sunflower family only found in páramo

Armed Snail@pourdecision· 9d

pov: you have chosen "bloody attrition" as your strategy

Painting of Nathanael Greene in his colonial Army Uniform

Armed Snail@pourdecision· 13d

The best part of San Sebastian posting is everyone sharing their favorite San Sebastián

Ángel Zárraga's Ex Voto (San Sebastián)

Armed Snail@pourdecision· 23d

He has a medley of mediocre combat bro bourbons on his desk so it really depends on what "better" looks like for you

A bourbon bottle that suggests anything is a sex toy with the right amount of American "can do" attitude.

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jul 11

Got to love a man hated by so many terrible people we don't know which one assassinated him

Carlo Tresca (March 9, 1879 – January 11, 1943) was an Italian-American dissident, newspaper editor, orator, and labor organizer and activist who was a leader of the Industrial Workers of the World during the 1910s. He is remembered as a leading public opponent of fascism, Stalinism, and Mafia infiltration of the trade unions for the purposes of labor racketeering and corruption.

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jul 11

I'm rooting for the NC team

Selfie of a bunch of Norway's players in Canes jerseys for the Stanley Cup

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jul 5

My brother went to UNCG and this is his critical analysis of the Greensboro-based 🇳🇴

Text from "bro":Hell yea they eating a bunch of fried chicken makes them strong

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jun 27

ask us how we feel about men being begging COWARDS

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jun 26

Thanks for answering that question

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jun 19

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. *Important context - I'm American and I think some Australian family members shared a VHS of this?!????

Still from 'Ocean Girl' featuring a teen girl underwater patting a humpback whale

Armed Snail@pourdecision· May 24

Funny story

Armed Snail@pourdecision· May 24

Elamites is apparently as close as the Pentecost crowd got to Floridian

In the pentecost crowd id be Elamites

Armed Snail@pourdecision· May 23

Lol

Armed Snail@pourdecision· May 8

mrw someone questions my worthiness as a metro stop name:

Picture of a silvery herring held in a person's palm

Armed Snail@pourdecision· May 1

Their North American cousins are pretty dope!

If I told you there was a small snake called a "rubber boa" this is exactly what you would think of.

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Apr 29

My brother would assist you

Text chat labeled "Baseball Chat"
Participant "Bro":
I’m crashing out. Why was I born on the south side. I just watched a man making 20 million to be a closer in the mlb load the bases in the 9th which led to two batters walking in runs. This is karma for something I’ve done.

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Apr 10

hmmmmmm

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Mar 17

How long has he been headlining?

Black and white photo of guy splayed in front of theater. Awning says "Your Father's Mustache"

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Mar 11

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Mar 11

B.A.N.G.S.
To help you remember which adjectives go before the noun, you can use the acronym BANGS, which stands for Beauty, Age, Number, Goodness and Size.

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Mar 11

🫡🦅🇺🇸

Ansel Adams famous black and white photo of the Snake River with the Big Titties *AHEM* Grand Tetons in the background

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Mar 6

"this is how I clutched my dying comrade to my chest as they expired mother"

Tuxedo cat reliving her experiences in the Somme on a white blanket. A red circle is placed around her forepaws delicately clutching her former comrade in arms (lover?????) to her chest as they expire in mud and blood

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Feb 7

Not dead, just in NOLA

Chaotic night street scene of people jumping rope and playing

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jan 27

He can't handle a dik dik

Unsolicited dik dik pic
Incredibly small antelope in front of some grass.

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jan 18

They go from 'pacifism' to 'guerilla campaign of terror' VERY QUICKLY

Historic picture of a white man (Nathaneal Green) with grey hair in que in revolutionary war military uniform.

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jan 1

LIES and SLANDER

A screenshot of the Merriam-Webster 'Take a screenshot for your word of 2026 meme'

This screenshot shows "kind-hearted"

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Jan 1

Happy New year

A fire

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Dec 15

Black and white photo of a seated white woman with a stereotypical "flapper" bob haircut and headband in a sleeveless white dress with beaded overlay and collar very similar to the beadnet overdress found as a tomb artifact.

From this National Geographic article: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/history-magazine/article/how-king-tut-conquered-pop-culture

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Dec 13

BELIEVE

JB pritziker as the great Khan. Golden eagle included

Map of populations reporting Greek heritage in the US. Illinois is one of the dark states

Armed Snail@pourdecision· Dec 8

Your commitment to the pact is appreciated but please take care