Cole Ⓥ

@pretending

29 • Partnered 🏳️‍🌈 • Vegan • Enjoyer of music, video games, cats, gardening, and nature

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Cole Ⓥ@pretending· 20d

Listening to Confessions II

Woman wearing a shirt that says "Old bitches winning".

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· 21d

Happy #INeedSomeDickForTuesdayTuesday to all who celebrate

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· 21d

Sam's Club return / Aldi for bagels and tofu on my lunch break was stressful but successful

Things are often chopped and cooked before they are ate and SERVED. Image of SpongeBob grilling a Krabby patty.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· 26d

Marked safe from gastrointestinal parasites 😸

A photo of the left side of the deck in my backyard. This side has tomatoes, amaranth, and peppers.

A photo of the right side of the deck in my backyard. This side has catnip, plantains, nasturtiums, thyme, and strawberries.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· 26d

new Tinashe song is excellent

The food, the atmosphere... everything's flawless.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· 28d

Blonde curls, big eyes like Brittany Murphy

they faces killing me why everybody healing.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· 28d

Taking a quick break from Confessions II to listen to this new Kelela album

Bebe Rexha smiling while sitting next to some Lay's potato chips.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 9

Lower East Side girl Lost in a fragile world

Roger from American Dad dressed as Madonna in the Papa Don't Preach music video.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 9

Come into the light My sins are my savior

Have you ever looked up, smiled and said, "I know that was you Sins. Thank You!"

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 8

Get. On. The Elevator.

Roger from American Dad as Genevieve Vavance cocking a gun.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 8

Absolutely nothing to do but consume and praise CONFESSIONS II by Madonna

A cat breaking into an automatic cat feeder to eat kibble. A Confessions II cover art Madonna is sitting in the kibble. It is captioned "HE FUCKIN THAT SHIT UP!!! EAT EAT EAT"

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 8

You are a sister to me And I'm living on the neon

Jamie Lee Curtis and Lady Gaga stuffed into a "Yaaas, Hillary!" t-shirt together.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 7

I can make moves on a dance floor I can make love on a man's floor

Squidward "We serve food here, sir" edited to say "We serve cunt here, sir".

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 4

School is in session, session Session, session, session, session School is in session

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 4

Please, someone, teach me something I don't already know

Tyra Banks holding her head while pretending to be ill.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 4

Grindr Exxxclusive is too fucking funny capitalism won today

My CONFESSIONS II order summaries - one Grindr Exxxclusive Picture Disc, one 16-track Standard CD, one 16-track Numbered Deluxe 2LP Set.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 4

That picture is from when I flew from Florida to LA to see a $12 Slayyyter concert 😭😭😭 it was that serious. Also yeah Madame X is sooo good omg I went to that tour as my first and only time ever seeing Madonna.

A 2019 selfie of me on the left and Slayyyter on the right.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 3

gays are posting about twink eras... quick how can we make this about Madonna instead 🤔

A photo of me standing in front of Madonna - Madame X posters. I'm wearing a Slayyyter shirt.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 3

Madonna being 67 years old and serving a gorgeous stunning beautiful perfect album for the fifteenth time..... The queen of music truly omg.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 2

I keep seeing gay men on the internet questioning Madonna's greatness

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 2

Visited a cat cafe as a belated birthday celebration 😻 It's crazy how every cat in the world is an angel.

A selfie with partner on the left and me on the right. There is a cat behind us sleeping on a bed.

Landscape photo of the cat cafe interior with cat trees, tables, seating, etc.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 2

SAFETY... IN NUMBERS.

LeBron James smiling in a pool captioned with "Smiling through it all. Can't believe this my life".

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jul 1

Real individuals with experience dating men got this the first time.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jun 25

Can't stop feeling the rain before the thunder I thought it through and I wanna do a bad thing twice

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jun 25

I just fought so hard to make this a reality with free software on my phone 💀 Please clap. (He's retiring)

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jun 25

𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙒- 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙍𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇.𝙄.𝘼𝙈 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝓑𝓡𝓘𝓣𝓝𝓔𝓨, 𝓑𝓘𝓣𝓒𝓗

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jun 25

For better or worse I'm still here. I'm trapped in this kitchen with them.

Tweet from June 2020: "City girls music so mean. Like I don't deserve no pussy cause I'm financially unstable? Like no pussy at all?"

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jun 24

Who was hiding the fact that there's Wikipedia recipes omg I'm obsessed en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Categor...

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jun 23

Guts had an emergency trip to the vet like two weeks ago for a UTI but he is recovering wonderfully 😸 here are two recent photos of him 😻 I've never seen him tuck himself under a blanket like this lol.

A collage of two photos of my black cat Guts. In the top photo, he has tucked himself under a blanket. In the bottom photo, Guts is close to the camera and my partner is posing behind Guts's head.

Cole Ⓥ@pretending· Jun 18

I stay surrounded by confetti & champagne