Alfred E. Human

@priboy

What, me worry? Seeking Zen amidst the chaos.

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Alfred E. Human@priboy· 17d

A little volunteer sunflower among the petunias for a hot Saturday afternoon.

Alfred E. Human@priboy· 20d

Putin has been on the inside since 2015 into 2016 and probably before that.

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Jul 4

Some color from the garden.

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Jun 28

Just got this from CG and KK.

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Jun 28

This friggin ghoul needs to go the way of this guy.

Alfred E. Human@priboy· May 15

I found this tree frog this morning in my living room that looked like a rock…😂

Alfred E. Human@priboy· May 7

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Alfred E. Human@priboy· Apr 13

First goldfinch of the season. Life is good. Don’t let the bastards bring you down.

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Apr 13

A little Heavenly Bamboo that I transplanted from a sprout last year. Looking pretty healthy. I love this stuff.

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Apr 13

Even though she was just trying to save her own ass, it’s the first positive thing she’s ever done for this country.

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Apr 12

Diddy and the Diddler, she’s definitely, “never meet Epstein”…

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Apr 7

Just a rough AI gen (sorry to the AI haters) guess based on news and normal distraction data, info for context in the alt text.

Context you need to interpret this accurately:
The situation today is significantly more severe than typical political news. Trump posted this morning that "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again," tied to an 8 p.m. ET deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz NPR — and active airstrikes hit bridges, a train station, and Iran's Kharg Island even before the deadline passed. PBS
This is not a slow-burn story. It has all the characteristics of maximum workplace distraction: an active war, a hard countdown deadline during business hours, real-time live blogs across every major outlet, and emotionally charged social media debate.
What's solid vs. estimated:

Baseline stats (77% of workers on social media during work, 65-min daily news reading, 13-min average focus session, 23-min recovery time per interruption) are from verified 2025–2026 studies.
The crisis-day multiplier (+35% distraction time) and the $4.1B headline figure are estimates — plausible but not measured. The actual number could be higher or lower by 30–40%.
No real-time social media engagement or trending data was pulled — that would require platform API access.
Sonnet 4.6

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Apr 7

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Apr 6

1:20 seconds of zen. Planted freshwater tank with red Cherry shrimp and friends. #aquariums #freshwaterAquariums #redCherrtShrimp #plantedTanks #blurskyAquariums

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Apr 5

This guy?

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Mar 30

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Mar 28

Heading out soon. Stay safe and don’t let them bait you. Be peaceful, violence is their thing

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Mar 24

You want to look for sex traffickers? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Mar 21

#SendBarron

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Mar 10

Alfred E. Human@priboy· Mar 8

Lindsey Graham “blowing the hell out of these people” might be the truest words to come out of his mouth since this:

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Alfred E. Human@priboy· Mar 4

If there was a hell, there would be a special place in it for people that use these type of lies and lunacy for such evil uses as to cover up for pedophiles and try to set up to steal future elections. They need to go, now. Congress, time to re-grow your spines and stop this insanity.