Okay, gimme some ships and let’s see if I get a bingo on any of em!

Eldritch Stolas. No joke; I have receipts.

That looks so cute! I’ll have to check it out! May I offer my own alternative for a dark-haired, bespectacled orphan boy who gets mysterious mail on a milestone birthday and discovers he’s heir to a powerful magic? And explicitly pokes fun at Harry Potter? Alcatraz vs The Evil Librarians

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image

Everybody look at what I made!! Now accepting name suggestions

They deleted their acct, so I’m not putting anyone on blast but… DONT FUCKING DO THIS! Yes, it’s been a while but ppl have lives! I’ve been dealing with unexpectedly moving house for a year. This shit does nothing but make me feel terrible about having no time/energy to work on my passion project.

Missed it by that much 🤏

If I was brave, I would quote this with a link to my Chaz choose-your-own-adventure story with cover art by @iguananokarma.bsky.social If I was shameless, I'd lampshade my cowardice and do it anyway. Sharknude-o: A Chaz Your Own Adventure, by MadPrinceFishhook archiveofourown.org/works/79320526

"Why would they troll us like that?"

I knew he had a small one!! I present evidence from my Chaz-your-own-adventure, "Sharknude-o" (spoilered for nsfw text) Find these scenes and more at archiveofourown.org/works/79320526

Quote with your flags! For me: gender fluid, bisexual, and polyamorous

Fuck, I forgot about #hellapissweek @hazbinpissdom.bsky.social Well, I'll bump this again for Day 2: In an Orifice archiveofourown.org/works/82736266

Millie appreciation post! 🤍🤍🤍

I just wanna give some kudos to @bsky.app for having notification settings that are actually useful and easy to understand. Separate push/in-app notifs for each specific type of interaction!?! I've never been treated this well by an app.

I don't know what I expected from this mf app 🙄

What a good friend @treblerose89.bsky.social is, comforting me at my stupid fuckboi's funeral 🤍

Understandably not for everyone, I still love it. I shed tears writing it but I'm very proud of it. archiveofourown.org/works/57160300

This fic is very dear to me, written for a good friend's birthday. I wanted to highlight finding comfort in the simplicity of pet play, and also explore an aspect of neurodivergency that isn't often talked about. archiveofourown.org/works/57158680

CW: Piss Kink This one doesn't really fit any of the prompts. Maybe discrete? But I was posessed of a vision and needed to see Vox letting himself indulge as soon as he's alone. #hellaprilshowers

CW: Piss Kink I said I was going to contribute, and here I am! Better late than never! Here's my submission for Day 2: On someone else (Note that this is my alt AO3) archiveofourown.org/works/82736266

#hellaocweek2026 Day 1: Live to Live "Christ! What the hell were you thinking!? Kneeling in the middle of a bloody Extermination? You'd've been killed! ...oh. That was the point... wasn't it?" My Alice saving @treblerose89.bsky.social's Tacca in more ways than one. The start of a dear friendship.

1. Chaz Funeral 2. Whacked Off 3. Chupacabra 4. Weeabooboo 5. Hell’s Belles 6. Antarctica 7. Orphan Time 8. Bigfoot 9. Big Boss 10. Bad Drivezo

And what's Alessio doing with Chaz? Maybe you'll get their ending! The possibilities are limitl— okay, they aren't limitless, they have a limit, there's 20 of them. The possibilities are twenty! Which one will you choose? archiveofourown.org/works/79320526

Or maybe you prefer Asmodechaz? Make the right choices to find it! archiveofourown.org/works/79320526

Andrealchaz? Apparently it's more likely than you'd think! Can you find that ending in Sharknude-o? archiveofourown.org/works/79320526