🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛

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Luna is a little, old tuxedo cat living with her Dad. This a cat account engaging in cat speak, if you donnot like this feel free to mute and block. Please don't add this account to starter packs without asking.

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🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· 28d

Oaghe noes, itse too eerly to gedt up

“Oh no, it’s too early to get up.”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed, looking skeptical about the prospect of having woken up.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 11

The worstest of all was getting an peece in yours hart becuse yours woud instantly freaze and the you lovfed nonething and none one aneymore.”

“The worst of all was getting a piece in your heart because your heart would freeze instantly and you would love nothing and no one anymore.”
Drawing of a cat lying facing away from you with a speech bubble with a blacked out cat’s face would’ve read stop sign over it. basically a meme, “please do not the cat.”

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 11

Butt the smol michaelscopic peeces was far worse, if the you gotted on in yours eyes, evrythimg the you sawed and readed was poob, evon if the it was goode newse.

“But the small microscopic pieces was far worse, if you got one in your eyes everything you saw and read was poop, even if it was good news.”
Coloured pencil drawing of a masked cat reading a “Mewspaper” with a world peace headline and thinking what he’s reading is poop.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 11

The debbol’s smol halpers carried the mirror up towards havon, but the it caused the it brake into an gajillion peeces. Some where bigge enuff to use a windoes and and I-bol glasses, but the they was none goode. The you sawed onley ugliness, and fake newse throu the them. The smol debbols lovfed it

“ the devil small helpers carry the mirror up toward heaven, but it cost it to break into 1 billion pieces. Some of them were big enough to make windows and eyeglasses. But they were no good you saw only ugliness and fake news freedom. The small devil’s loved it.”
Coloured pencil drawing of an old-fashioned shop with a big window. Outside the shop a circus parade is going past with a big elephant in the front. Through the shop window the big elephant looks like an imperial walker from Star Wars and the houses have been reduced to rubble. There’s an orange cat dressed in a suit customer inside the shop reacting to this scene. The Shop keeper sitting in front of the window is not reacting to what going on.

Coloured pencil drawing off an angry brown tabby cat, wearing glasses and a blue shirt and tie, is telling his wife that she looks like an earthworm because he’s wearing glasses made out of the enchanted mirror

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 11

(I am posting the next installment of the Snow queen in a bit, but first it’s æblekage/apple Charlotte break. 😋)

A bowl of apple Charlotte; a dessert based on apple purée, breadcrumbs, amaretti biscuits, and whipped cream.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 8

Notella for the you

“No Nutella for you.”
Tuxedo cat sitting on a kitchen table next to a jar of Nutella looking menacing.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 8

I’m am a loud up here, the you kno.

“I’m allowed up here, you know.”
Tuxedo cat lying on a kitchen table halfway on top of a cutting board as if she belongs there.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 6

Weering mine thimking jellie fisch hatte

“ Wearing my jellyfish thinking hat.”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed with a reversible jellyfish plushy on her head. The plushy is pink and looks startled

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 5

Sumtimbes I’m sware I’m can heer kittons cryign, butt I’m cannot smeall the them or sea them. Watse goig on? Havf the you eggsperienced sumthing simmelar?

“Sometimes I swear I can hear kittens crying, but I can’t smell or see them. What’s going on, has anyone else experienced something similar!.”
Tuxedo lying on the bed with the long, colorful fleece ribbon of a wand toy wrapped around her

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 4

The eval mirror maded evry tath was bootiful and goode, smol and insegnifigant. On the gontrary evrythimg taths was nastie, uglie and eval becamst lorge so tath the you none longer notised booti arounde the you. It was horribal to looke into, and the debbol laffed untill him bursted.

“The evil mirror made everything that was beautiful small and insignificant. on the contrary everything that was nasty, ugly and evil became so large you could no longer see beauty around you. It was horrible to look into, and the devil laughed until he burst.”
A pencil illustration of the evil magic mirror. Showing an ornately carved mirror with animal skulls and bones on the frame, standing in the middle of a nice landscape there’s a cat dressed in an old-fashioned dress in front of the mirror looking into it and seeing a green devil creature standing in in hell. behind the mirror there is a pig that looks a lot like a certain president. That’s the devil.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 4

So every one, I’m want to teall you an story, tatse called the Snow Kween. Dade well be drawig pichures. The storie beginses whith an nastie, smeally Debbol whomst maded an eval mirror. When he he donnit, he laffed and laffed, and laffed, the was verry pleesed whith himbself.

Quote so I will be telling you a story called the Snow Queen. Dad will be drawing pictures. The story begins with a nasty smelly devil who made an evil mirror when he was done he laughed and laughed and laughed. He was very pleased with himself.”
A Photoshop picture of Luna sitting outside under the moonlight with glasses and a book in front of.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 4

None shallt passe

“none shall pass”
Tuxedo cat lying on the floor with one of her paws up on her other leg

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 3

Omkay, I’m reed the you an beddetimbe storie; wonse opon an timbe, there was three goatses..

Quote OK I’ll read you a bedtime story; once upon a time there were three goats…”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed Photoshop to have glasses and reading a book.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 2

Bee nise, or else…

“Be nice or else”
Tuxedo cat lying on a messy bed holding a wooden back scratcher and doesn’t look afraid to use it to punish people.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 2

I’ cannot decyde if thise octoplus is a noying or halpful.

“I cannot decide if this octopus is annoying or helpful.”
Tuxedo cat lying on a messy bed with a stuffed octopus arranged so that it looks like it’s scratching the cats butt with a wooden back scratcher.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jul 1

The I’m havf beened disturded 😾

“I have been disturbed”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking like she just woke up and is very annoyed about it.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 30

Mine Cate faire now has sn rollie covester

“My cat fair now has a roller coaster.
Photoshopped image of a cat riding a roller coaster

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 28

Looke at thise veiw

“look at this view.”
A drawn map of the danish theme park Bakken in the northern part of the Danish island Zealand.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 28

Or havf an sousidge from mine cardt

“Or have a sausage from my cart.”
A Photoshop image of Luna sitting next to a food cart Layden with all sorts of meat products in front of some circus tents. The car has a sign that reads “Luna’s royal Deli”

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 28

Feal frea to jomp on the ferral wheal

“Feel free to jump on the Ferris wheel.”
Stock image of a Ferris wheel

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 28

Guise, I’m am so prowd to annonse the opening of mine verry own Cate Faire.

“Guys I am so proud to announce the opening of my very own cat fair.”
A Photoshop image of Luna sitting in the middle of pandemonium of a fairground with a huge sign pointing downwards that says “Cat Fair.” on it.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 27

Dade thise floore is felthy, allso mine bowle is emty.

“Dad, this floor is filthy also my bowl is empty.”
Tuxedo cat lying on a filthy floor, her front paws a stretched out in front of her and neatly up

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 27

Itse hot, you guise.

“It’s hot you guys.”
Tuxedo cat lying on the floor with a wet cloth draped over her.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 23

Deer dye of ree; Todae Dade left to go to an medsommer partie ande cambe home smelling of dogge. Howevor, in thise case I’m donnot blaym the him. (I looked after little Karlo when his dad went for cigarettes, he was a very good, chill boy the whole time his dad was gone.)

Quote dear diary; today dad left to go to a Midsummer party and came home smelling of dog. However in this case I don’t blame him.”
5 pound chocolate Chihuahua dog on a leash. He’s called Karlo and is the best boy.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 23

Looke in to mine i-bols.

“Look into my eyes.”
Close-up of Luna’s face. Her pupils are wide.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 22

Yeas, verry bade,

“Yes very bad.”
tuxedo cat lying on a bed against a duvet. You can see the flash reflected in one of her eyes, making her look traumatized by what she has read on Threads

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 21

(my disability affects the way I draw and paint, and I don’t think that’s a bad thing, at all. It gives my drawings a character that is entirely my own. This is what Luna looks like when she’s grumpy about the food I served her.)

Pencil drawing of a tuxedo cat with crust arms, nose in the air ignoringfood in a red bowl

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 20

Mine wigge has growed.

“ my wig has grown.”
Tuxedo had lying on a bed with a large pile of cat hair perched on her head.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 19

Mine hares havf been raturned, and havf been upsykeled into an wigge.

My hair has been returned, and has been up cycled into a wig.”
Tuxedo cat lying on a bed with a pile loose cat fur perched on her head. It looks like a beehive hair do.

🌜Princess Luna the cat🌛@princessluna· Jun 19

Pleaz halp