Productive Outs
@productiveouts
Two musicians who love the basedballs. We had bad podcast before everyone on Earth had a bad podcast. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
[deep undercover] “Who me? No, I’m not The Baseball Spy. Of course not! I’m just a regular ol’ normal guy watching a ballgame. No, I wasn’t shooting video of the Rockies dugout, I was shooting a front-facing video for my Twitter account The Baseball Sp- the uh … The Baseball Guy."
“Yes, Mr. Minasian. I will infiltrate the stadium and sit amongst the crowd in a very inconspicuous spy-type of way and I will gather intel efficiently and discretely. You have my word."
How could you possibly recreate this though? It’d be foolish to even try.
The level of So Cal Boomer Energy emanating from Steve Garvey on NBCLA ‘s Sunday Night Baseball postgame show is off the goddamn charts.
Zach Neto is not even pretending to wear pants anymore. These are straight up butthugger shorts. Pairs well with the pro wrestling face paint.
“It’s like … we’re tied at zero when the game starts, and then we always do stuff that makes us lose. If we could do good stuff it would be better … I think? And then you know maybe we could do it more, and that could be good. Have you considered The Guys though? We have Guys.” - Kurt Suzuki
The lubricant is made from chicken combs. You know … the uh … thing you use to comb your chicken.
Thrilled to see the Padres are still committed to the Yacht Club-Ass Names bit. Tremendous work here.
Johnny Carson: With Colson and Brayden on the roster, the White Sox are a regular Montgomery Ward. Ed McMahon [farting and yelling]: AHAHAHA. YES.
BREAKING: Jackson Chourio is “a baseball player”, according to Brewers manager Pat Murphy. More on this as it develops. (cc: @ewpod.bsky.social)
The Rangers scored five runs after this. Real banner night for the “all-star snub”.
Everyone is 12 now. The Angels went 13-14 in June. Zach Neto struck out 40 times in 105 PAs and hit .216.
Look at all that space for players to write their thoughts about the good ol’ US of A on this very special day.
Not sure how you don’t shitcan the first-year manager (who is pretty clearly out over his skis) in conjunction with firing the guy who handpicked him.
Is this good? It seems pretty good. Seems pretty good and fine, actually. Yup.
You know what? Zook’s right. Traditionally, you don’t need baserunners to start a rally. You just sit back, relax, and wait for the big league boys to launch a grand slams.
“That’s why it’s called America’s elbow, man. The crap of the grass, the sweet sound of ham, a pant ‘round the hamper. It’s Chad’s branch and a time for dance. You just chalk it up to the club and hump another hand.”
“We’re trying to figure out who fills out the lineup card, man. Just really trying to get a better grip of who’s in charge here. We’re looking into it, and we’re looking into it very strongly.”
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He had an MRI on May 22. The Angels medical staff remains undefeated.