Ladies...

name a more iconic duo, I dare you

Do not be a cool guy. Just be a regular guy.

me, if starting dinner late was an Olympic event

I'm a gambling man

Anyway,

If your not even old enough to drive you definitely shouldn't be appointed to the senate!

When I see one of my favorites from twitter reposted here

How do I remember to do the floss post every night?

We're out right now!

I read that they evolved to give this look to get sympathy from humans. Agree y/n

when someone puts on their hazard lights to warn others that traffic is abruptly slowing down

Nice to see Mitch McConnell back

helo ☺️

Nice to meet you, Mr Pump

Oh my goodness

bluesky will probably label this as porn

Mid-walk break

Good thing I didn't do anything crazy in the last year and a half that I've owned this car

I just realized I have the contraband version!

*doesn't

This almost certainly means that my ass is getting dragged in the bro chat

This is what a leek flower looks like, but you wouldn't know because you don't let them live that long

have you guys ever seen a passionfruit flower?

Share a movie soundtrack you love 🎥🎶

Texting my family real-time updates about our door dash delivery time

I hope he gets his ass kicked