[//] Professor Hazard

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[//] Professor Hazard@prof· 25d

me in every situation

David Harbour Jr. stating "Only I am allowed to ad-lib for the benefit of all." on the set of Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· 25d

let me improve that meme for you

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· 25d

this guy tho

What appears to be a blue red panda with tree antlers and bat wings

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 13

Predator Handshake where one side is Anakin Skywalker, the other side is Asgore Dreemurr, and in the middle is their mutual murdering of children

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 9

These two have been laying in my yard all afternoon while their mother is, I assume, at the grocery store

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 8

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 7

It has unpredictable effects!

A stat sheet for the staff Wabbajack, which says "A blast from Wabbajack with an unpredictable effect."

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 6

hey @kitandkrysta.bsky.social , I know you guys were babies when this book came out but do you have the ability to find out if anything exists within #Nintendo about "Return of Donkey Kong"? it just sounds really confident about it coming soon for it to be vaporware. #DonkeyKong

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 6

I feel like I must once again point out that Jamelle has his comments locked down so only people he is mutuals with can do this. if he can't figure out how to stop this from happening he may not be smart enough to go online

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 6

the fourth guy is like FUCK! FUCK!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_Columbus

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 4

Milton Bradley, the board game magnate?

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 2

the thought terrifies me

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 1

A strange man trudges through the desert. Buzzards circle overhead.

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jul 1

it's this

a laughing, nearly dead Captain Dathon says "gilgamesh :)" in comic sans

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jun 30

"ok kid i gues u got wat it takes 2 hagn wit da sheepsteala . . ."

House of the Dragon, Season 3, Episode 1. Sheepstealer the dragon regurgitates and flambés a sheep to see if his potential rider will eat it. She does so, and thus they will presumably now be bros.

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jun 30

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jun 29

He's still very small, but so much bigger than he was!

Pip is sitting on the chair back by the window.

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jun 29

#1 eepy boy

a grey and white spotted kitten is sleeping and smiling

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jun 25

the insane thing is it was from a post with this level of engagement. you must have said just the right series of words

5 reposts 4 quotes 200 likes 1 save - and that's at time of it being reposted by the OP

[//] Professor Hazard@prof· Jun 23

Look, Jax, I know we don't get along, but you know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it?