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bee, from the sandwich

@profbadvibes

🔞NO MINORS🔞 bald, genderful idiot 28 | she/her | USian | Check my media tab for stuff I made PFP by my lovely gfs @no1c4pc0mnd0f4n.bsky.social 💜💚💜💚

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bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Jun 18

A "9 Steam Games I Want to Spread" chart featuring the following games: ZeroRanger, ANTONBLAST, Wild Guns Reloaded, Anthology of the Killer, Copy Kitty, Penny's Big Breakaway, Kero Blaster, A Whole Wolfrush, and Unsighted

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Jun 15

pass it along - please let us see your pfp in its full sized glory when i first saw @leirinart.bsky.social's illustrations i knew that i desperately wanted a piece depicting my abstract little alien fish kemono-type creature from them...

digital sketch of my OC, Charm, drawn by leirinarts.bsky.social

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Jun 14

my thingy...

drawing of my oc Charm by ME!!!

drawing of my oc Charm making various expressions by me

abstract drawing of my oc Charm by me

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Jun 13

some bonus screenshots i wonder if a 480p resolution option for the full game would be possible... 👀

screenshot of Sprawl Zero, a 2000s style first person shooter game, with settings applied to make it look like it might have looked if it came out in 2006

screenshot of Sprawl Zero, a 2000s style first person shooter game, with settings applied to make it look like it might have looked if it came out in 2006

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Jun 13

i started the demo for @sprawlfps.bsky.social and the mid-2000s energy was so strong i had to play it The Way It Was Meant To Be Played™️ (1024x768 resolution, 30FPS lock, 60 FOV, antialiasing off, textures set to low, playing on a controller)

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Jun 7

Merlina from Sonic and the Black Knight

Merlina's final boss form from Sonic and the Black Knight

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 28

i think i just got a spam email from spamton himself

screenshot of an obvious spam email containing lots of bracketed text, capital letters with spaces in between, and nonsense word salad

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 26

they only show up on a handful of panels in one issue (#128) and aren't given a name or any dialogue, actually...shame cuz they're a strong design

artwork from archie's sonic the hedgehog comic issue 128 showing the unnamed lizard-like alien character

a page from archie's sonic the hedgehog comic issue 128 showing the unnamed lizard-like alien character in a number of panels

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 24

quiz gave me some fascinating tips for improving my score lol

ai-generated study notes from the above quiz, including highlights such as "Parappa Town is actually located in Canada...This fictional setting is part of the quirky world created for the series"

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 18

brawl in the family

photoshopped image of a basketball player making a shot towards earth from the moon

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 18

screenshot of two tweets from Rihanna dated 2014, one says "Super Mario baby" and the other says "Super fucking Mario!" with five exclamation points

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 16

new backloggd review

Screenshot of a 3-out-of-5-star Backloggd review of Ridge Racer for the Playstation 1 by Professor Badvibes. it reads as follows:

"going off of Jeremy Parish's evaluation of what makes a good pack-in game it feels criminal that the Playstation wasn't launched with Ridge Racer in the box.

the coastal vistas, sports cars, and thumping house beats of ridge racer's world crave the opportunity to flaunt mid-90s wealth. they beg to be blown up onto a 27-inch CRT, sound system fully hooked up, to show off to a crowd of poorer houseguests in the ultimate declaration of how you are the Michael Jordan of irresponsible video game purchases"

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 15

screencap of a youtube video of cgi donkey kong superimposed in front of a live action woman with a comment below saying "That's nuts. I had no idea he was real."

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 12

screencaps of a mcdonald's banner ad from 2005 reading "i'd hit it, i'm a dollar menu guy"

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· May 10

@ready2startshow.bsky.social fanart in honor of my favorite bit from the mario galaxy movie episode getting its own upload 🥺

digital artwork of three cartoon characters standing in front of a blurred screenshot of luigi's mansion. Seap, the character on the far left, is standing with his hand on his hip and saying "Gee, whoever lives here must have it made!". Ryan, in the middle, looks nervous as sweat comes off her forehead. Rosa, on the right, is smoking a haunted blunt while drooling and looks nervously at the ghost coming out of the lit end.

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Apr 16

she's here and she's freaking GAMIG @anaugi.bsky.social

Photo of a plush toy based on Nuggy, Anaugi's sona, sitting next to a Playstation 2 controller on top of a bed with black sheets. In the background is a CRT TV and a Playstation 2 running the game Shinobi. The game's case is displayed on top of the Playstation 2.

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Apr 10

images you can hear

screenshot of sonic adventure dx title screen

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Apr 3

screenshot of a tweet from display name Booby the Bitch, account name Giant Toilet, reading "bpd girlfriend waving a knife at me from across the kitchen screaming about how i'm on a cia mission to fuck her sister and i'm cowering on top of the fridge trying to throw xanax into her open mouth like a carnival game"

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Mar 31

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

photo of a laptop playing an episode of family guy with a green filter. text is overlaid reading "been getting into watching Green Family Guy lately it's where i watch normal family guy episodes but i put this green filter on my screen and listen to boards of canada"

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Mar 15

hehe

bluesky screenshot of the developer of 500 Caliber Contractz (Bryce B) liking my post about the game

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Mar 13

oh hey ff7 rebirth is my 500th... that's kinda neat

screenshot of user's Backloggd homepage showing that she has played 500 games, the latest being Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Armor Police Unit Gallop, and Gemini Wing

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Mar 11

my first thought was this

edited devil may cry 3 screenshot of vergil asking the player to challenge him in Green Mode

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Feb 25

scud

scud

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Feb 16

oh yeah that's real nice

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Jan 22

they put FIREBLU in the hot pockets 😮

fireblu on the hot pockets box

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Jan 17

playing sega ages phantasy star and every retro game rerelease should have a bunch of widgets in the margins. like hell yeah bitch show me that shit

photo of Sega Ages Phantasy Star running on a computer monitor. the Master System game is running in a window to the left while there are separate windows showing character stats, money on hand, and a world map. the game is showing a portrait of a cat/fox like creature saying "I'm Myau"

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Dec 28

we're not friends if you don't fuck with this

cover of Aqua's album, Aquarium, from 1997

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Dec 21

these would definitely be on the covers of an E.G.G. branded school folder i think

photo of a spongebob squarepants branded school folder

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Nov 27

name a game that makes you feel like this

illustration from a walmart graphic tee from the 2000s depicting a Gamer wearing a backwards baseball cap and making a deranged face while enjoying a video game on a CRT television

bee, from the sandwich@profbadvibes· Nov 20

started playing chrono trigger today

diagram of early chrono trigger party members as part of a "modern nuclear family". lucca and marle as a loving lesbian couple, crono as a queerplatonic malewife, robo as the nonbinary adoptive child, and frog as woke frog