Progressive Republican
@progressivegop
U.S. Army Veteran against Trump. From the long-lost land of conservatism where it's not required to hate everyone and everything that doesn't look, love, or live like you. Proud to be called a RINO by every red-hat wearing sycophant in America.
You know that Rocky & Bullwinkle had to rescue a damsel in distress from this MF at some point.
F-List celebrity tries to ride F-list fame, and gets an F-list result...and then wonders why out loud. Here's a clue: There are 1,224,737 registered Democrats in the city and 326,292 registered Republicans. You've confirmed you're an absolute empty-suited dipshit. Crawl back under that rock.
Who would have thought the economy would get so bad that they needed to build a trailer park on the white house lawn?
Hey MAGA! Now that gas is over 40 cents a gallon HIGHER than when Trump took office, I'm sure you're all going to be slapping these on gas pumps, just like you did with all the Biden stickers, right?
Wait a minute.... Does this mean Elon knew he was professing his undying love to someone he knew was a pedophile?
What your face looks like after repeatedly and compulsively shoving your head up your own ass.
This will get more and more true with each passing day of this clown car of an administration.
They are a high-speed, low drag, elite organization that goes by the code-name "Gravy Seals".
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a fat, orange, corrupt duck.
I totally thought the red-hatted lemmings were absolutely against Drag Queen Story Hour. I stand corrected.
The only silver lining this week is the fact that as I write this, Tesla is down another 14% for the week, and 45% this year alone. So, even as my 401k hemorrhages, at least I can watch Nazi Elmo's riches burn to the ground.
Crap, now even poorly made, low quality ties are 34% more.
You have to wonder if all the red-hatted lemmings still believe this shit. I mean really, MAGA, how's it looking? How are those egg prices doing? Did all those "DAY ONE" promises come true? Is the Ukraine war over? Are groceries cheaper? Has the golden age begun?
"A little to the left, Elmo. That's it, that's it." "Does that feel good, dear leader? Will you sell my cars for me?" "Shut up and keep tugging. I like making J.D. watch."
In case you thought for one second that Nazi Elmo wasn't in panic mode as he watches his paper fortune evaporate, here's a picture of the "script" he gave the orange politician he bought to hawk his Swasticars:
kar·ma /ˈkärmə/ noun: karma (in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence. destiny or fate, following as effect from cause. "there's something highly satisfying when karma strikes"
Stephen Miller is like if Hermann Göring and WormTongue spawned a genetically inferior baby comprised of a spasmodically shouting, bullied kid whose prom date left with someone else, and he never, ever got over it.
This is really the only thing I'm looking forward to seeing at the Super Bowl:
Let's not forget, MAGA boys & girls, that during Trump's last disastrous term, 92% of ALL the revenue generated by his idiotic tariffs went right back into the pockets of pissed off farmers to bail them out. That's right, nearly all the $$$ generated has and will go to people he's screwing.
So, this stooge thinks a judge doing his job and following the law is a "coup", yet MAGA scumbags breaking down the doors of the capital building, smearing shit on the walls, and beating on cops were just "peaceful tourists". And half the country believes everything they say. What a joke.
Someone should tell Elon Musk that it's never a good idea to tell the hooker you paid so much for that you love him. He doesn't love you, Nazi Elmo. He loves your wallet.