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Pru

@prufrockluvsong

Humorisht the thing with the stuff:

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Pru@prufrockluvsong· 6d

Baby's first sourdough

A dark brown boule on a piece of parchment paper

Pru@prufrockluvsong· 7d

When you're a total germophobe

Person slumped on the floor, completely wrapped in foil

Pru@prufrockluvsong· 14d

New personality just dropped

Top view of a sourdough starter in a glass

Pru@prufrockluvsong· 19d

Girls on a date: I'll just have a few of your fries. Me:

Woman wearing a white shirt that reads "Pizza" with her eyes closed, arms outstretched, head pointed to heaven, in front of a cheese pizza that's bigger than her body.

Pru@prufrockluvsong· 28d

And now they've blocked the sexy Pepsi???

Pepsi can that is two spheres stacked on top of each other.

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Jun 21

This is the busiest party area in Medellin on a Saturday during World Cup. Today is election day and it's illegal to serve alcohol past midnight the night before, up until tonight. Many other voting laws apply. It's almost like they want people to vote!

Empty bar area in Medellin with World Cup banners

Empty bar area in Medellin with inflatable soccer balls

Empty bar area in Medellin with a Provenza sign

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Jun 20

Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du

Rear view of soccer player Mbappe in a blue jersey with his name clearly visible

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Jun 14

I'm circling the drain again.

Sink drain with a red circle hand drawn around it.

Pru@prufrockluvsong· May 30

Your own. Personal. Sneezes.

Person with brown hair wearing a pink hat that has a clear plastic visor that encircles their entire head

Pru@prufrockluvsong· May 23

Who's hungry and/or confused?

Pru@prufrockluvsong· May 21

How to make a pigeon burrito to mail to your friend.

Step by step graphic on how to wrap a pigeon for dropping from aircraft. It looks like you would wrap them in paper like a burrito and then put them in a box and stamp them.

Pru@prufrockluvsong· May 6

TTCM

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Apr 23

I wanted to make biscuits the tallest biscuits known to mankind. Behold my hubris.

Tray full of biscuits that have toppled over mid-bake. They were cut into rectangles but baked into strange geological formations. The tallest points are nearly burnt while the bottoms are nearly raw.

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Apr 20

So close

My IG post from November 14, 2024 showing gas pump at $4.199 for regular.

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Apr 8

ee cummings v ee goings

ee cummings with a speech bubble saying hi

ee cummings in a hat and coat with a speech bubble that says later!

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Apr 4

What flavor cupcakes are these?

Five tiny baby chicks wearing different pastel cupcake liners that look like tutus

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Apr 2

Tobey McGuire as Spiderman/ Tobey McGuire as himself behind the steering wheel

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Mar 31

Choose your fighter

A white monkey, Captain Kirk, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and Oprah all holding their hands up

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Mar 16

Mamdani looks so much bigger on TV

Mayor Mamdani playing basketball with Knicks' Mohamed Diawara but the obvious height difference and camera angle make him look extremely small

Same scene, different angle

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Feb 26

Round balls of meat, sliced zucchini, green peppers, and onions on sticks. Yum yum!

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Feb 6

The perfect dress doesn't exi-

Model wearing a white sleeveless ball gown that is partially sliced up to reveal that it is cake. A brown haired person slightly off frame slices themselves a piece.

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Jan 31

My take-out receipt just insulted me twice

Receipt that reads:
Regular karate chicken
Weak sauce
Weak sauce

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Jan 15

Look at this long necked mfr

Snowy egret with a neck as long as its body, surrounded by 3 normal necked ducks

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Jan 10

Thank you! I counter with gray baby cat.

Gray kitten among a pile of blankets.

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Jan 7

If any of you babies don't want your other 61 injections I'll take them

Graphic of 2 babies: one labeled European Country with 11 syringes around them and one labeled United States with 72 syringes

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Dec 28

Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen

Yellow and black sign for sudden drop warning: a stylized man lurching into waves

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Dec 24

Found your cookie

Sugar cookie with red frosting with white letters: ho, ho, ho

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Dec 10

I mean

Broken Krampus cookie that was also really hard to release from the cutter :(

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Dec 1

They call it "Sigh Bear Monday"

a man standing in front of a bulletin board with many papers on and red lines connecting some of the papers

Pru@prufrockluvsong· Nov 11

I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me

Calendar reminder for my dentist appointment at 2:30