psiamnotdrunk

@psiamnotdrunk

Malcontent Chicagoan by way of California 🛠️ Theatre Enabler 🛠️ Leftist Female Bisexual Over 40, that’s why you can’t see me 👻

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psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jul 23

When your husband is based

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jun 10

Said it before and I’ll say it again: FedEx is the Donald Trump of delivery services

My new lamp, shattered. It is clear glass with adorable handmade imperfections, and one giant not adorable man-made imperfection (a huge chunk that has been broken off). I hate goddamned FedEx.

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Mar 15

JIC

A list of blocked/muted words on the Bluesky platform. List includes from bottom to top:

Ryan Coogler
Michael B Jordan
Jordan
Coogler
Anderson
Oscars
Winners
Academy Awards
slap

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Feb 23

Ha ha I win

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Nov 23

Make sure Darnielle sees this guys

An image of the pope superimposed into the music video for “This Year” by the Mountain Goats. The pope is holding a microphone making a face as if he is crooning. He is in a shabby apartment in mostly drab yellow colors, with a backing band playing behind him. He is being handed an iced tea by a shirtless thin man wearing a full ski mask. I am avoiding work this morning.

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Oct 9

Busy day

A list of people who have blocked me, 11 total

A list of people who have blocked me, 7 total

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Oct 6

But this is okay?

A list adding notification from a BlueSky account reads:

Mon, February 24 at 11:06AM

2 Notifications

[redacted BlueSky handle] has blocked you

[redacted BlueSky handle] has added you to the “Gigantic Losers” moderation list

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Sep 18

Melania doesn’t touch him with a seven foot pole. I imagine she doesn’t see him until contractually necessary. And even then.

A photo of Melania and “President” Trump taken at a visit to the UK to meet King Charles. She is wearing an oversized purple hat (covering her face and head) with a round large brim, black suit. He wears a black suit and burgundy tie and looks, as always, both smug and completely lost simultaneously. Two children dressed as Handmaids Tale day players surround them, feigning joy.

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Aug 24

You cannot imagine the conditions here, we’re terrified

A view of the Chicago skyline from Old Town

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jul 30

lol ♾️

From BlueSky notifications: a grey box reading “post blocked”, the original response comment that got me blocked. Men are the most fragile special creatures in the ‘verse

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jul 23

Four pear shaped bottles of Orbitz soft drink containing multicolored (white, yellow, red and orange) candies (?) floating in a clear liquid against a blue background. Totally tubular.

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jul 8

A still image from “The Point” — a child with a pointy hat stands next to his blue dog on a field of green grass

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jul 3

Blessing the timeline with this first pic. W!

Cleveland v Cubs game, 7/2/24. A wide shot of Wrigley Field, taken during the Cubs’ pitch. The stadium is mostly full and the sun is setting in the background, one man on first. The Cubs won.

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Apr 22

A still image from The Simpsons featuring Malibu Stacy, a Barbie-esque doll. She has blonde hair, Simpsons-yellow skin, a pink dress. She says “Let’s buy makeup so the boys will like us.”

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Apr 20

Get it little men!

The ground crew assembling on the Wrigley field rain cover in anticipation of clearing it off for the end of a rain delay.

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Apr 5

#handsoff #chicago

Hands Off protest marchers, Chicago 2025

Ballerinas watching the protest march in Chicago 2025

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jan 29

A thing to know about me is I am *very* sentimental. (Congrats to my cousin and all)

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jan 15

Here’s the Nays

Chicago Alderman Ward map with districts that voted Nay highlighted in red

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Jan 6

When you are (very patiently) married to a theatre lady

A text message exchange using an iPhone. First text reads “Five minutes”. Reply text reads “Thank you, five.” Reply to that is an emoticon smiley face.

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Dec 26

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Nov 8

Relevant to my goddamned interests, apparently

A drawing in black and white ink of a complicated scale, one end reads “The Immeasurable Ecological and Human Toll of Climate Change” and the other “A Really Fun Pool Party”. This is an excerpt from Randall Monroe’s How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real World Problems

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Nov 5

So let's pause Let us regroup Let us recover Let us recoup Let us remember That we are charmed Let us look down at our hands And remember we're armed

An older and very tired women taking a selfie in Chicago wearing an RBG shirt and an “I Voted” sticker.

May God have mercy on us all.

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Oct 3

Funny but also they’re learning the long vowel lesson— that you pronounce a long vowel when it alternates another vowel — and I think about that a lot?

Marge Simpson from the tv show The Simpsons looking at a potato with the quote “I just think they’re neat.”

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Oct 3

UPDATE

A grassy divider between apartment buildings/sidewalk and a street with yellow flags lining it for construction work

psiamnotdrunk@psiamnotdrunk· Sep 25

The Kennedy Center took their largess to Insta to do some anti-union complaining if you want to be grossed out by something this fine Wednesday evening. 🤢