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@psychofrakulator

aka Psychofrakulator! DJ, nerd, SillyBilly, cat person, tries to have opinions without being an a-hole about it (With mixed results), very political IRL but here mostly having fun, posts in English and German.

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CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· 24d

Late night bike rides are my favourites. I wish my phone would've been able to fully capture what this completely dark kilometer looked like, but at least I got something spooky out of it.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Jun 28

Went to the cat cafe again.

A photo of a white cat, standing on a wooden floor. The photo was taken from above, the cat is looking up and sticking its tongue out .

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Jun 17

Gatekeeper bullshit take of the month:

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Jun 15

These Philips headphones are the only ones that I can wear. They are perfect in every way. I wish there would be a bluetooth version. And I'm scared that within the next three years they won't make these anymore.

A photo of a pair of small, black headphones in front of a white background. The speaker part is flat and round and attached to a hook that goes around the ear. They are cable bound.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Jun 4

Found this nice little gem in which the legendary #MarkSpoon already talked about in 1994 how the whole gatekeeping uNdErGrOuNd bullshit was exactly that. #Techno #HouseMusic #EDM

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· May 22

The rare occasion when I can dive into a German popculture phenomenon and it has enough movies to keep me entertained for a good week. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

The posters of the last four movies that I have watched. From left to right:

- Werner: Eiskalt
- Werner: Gekotzt wird später
- Werner: Volles Rooäää!!!
- Wermer: Das muss kesseln

Each one displays the protagonist Werner, a long nosed, snaggle toothed cartoon character.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· May 9

Best adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

A Screenshot from the movie KRULL, displaying its cyclops character.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· May 8

People have been posting their favourite non-Trek performances of STAR TREK actors today but there has been a serious lack of love for Jeffrey Combs in THE FRIGHTENERS. At times Peter Jackson had to leave the room when the cameras rolled because he ruined takes by laughing too much.

A screenshot of Jeffrey Combs in the movie THE FRIGHTENERS. In it he looks a lot like Hitler without the mustache.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· May 4

She signed my FRIGHT NIGHT poster once and was really surprised to learn how popular MARRIED WITH CHILDREN still is in Germany.

A photo of the Poster of the movie FRIGHT NIGHT. It shows a suburban house, surrounded by trees. There is light in one window and we see the Silhouette of a man in it. The clouds in the sky above form the face of a scary vampire with huge fangs.

On the lower left is an autograph from Amanda Bears with her character name (Amy) underneath. On the lower right is an autograph by Stephen Geoffreys (Evil Ed).

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· May 3

Watching old Mayday broadcasts on YouTube and suddenly realized that modern raves really lack centaurs.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Apr 27

Small bit of dance music history: On the upper floor of this building in my old home town used to be the office of Raveline, one of Germany's biggest dance music magazine of the 90s & 00s. Below was a Club that kept stealing the promos that were supposed to be reviewed.

A big, old orange brick building. Twice as wide as high I would say. The windows are empty, the old signs of the club are all white. A single tree with green leafs is in front of it.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Apr 21

A good opportunity to repost this gem. When Bundymania swept Germany in the early 90s, they produced a delightfully cheesy dance version of the show's theme song, sung by Ed O'Neill's regular dubbing voice Rüdiger Bahr in character. Fun, but not necessarily good.

A photo of a CD single.
The cover isMostly red, with white silhouettes of shoes and bowling pins. In the middle is a white circle with a yellow ring on the outside. In the middle is a caricature of Al Bundy. The black text in the yellow outer ring says "Der schreckliche Al. Love & Marriage. Ich bin Schuhverkäufer"

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Apr 13

Here is a fun obscurity. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN was so popular in Germany, that Rüdiger Bahr, Ed O'Neill's regular German dubbing voice, released a cheesy dance version of the theme song. It wasn't successful.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Apr 8

I remember my school crush running into me while I was buying the single for ELEKTROBANK and she was really weirded out by the cover, but maybe even more by me trying to explain to her what it was. "It's Techno, but not really, stranger and at the end goes just BWWWWWWWWM also great video."

The cover of the single for ELEKTROBANK by The Chemical Brothers. It shows a photo of an underwater landscape with lots of plants. In the middle is an exeggarated lemon shaped smiley face with big, green eyes and a wide grin. On top of it sits a woman, dressed like a Munchkin or Oompa Loompa, her short legs obviously being false and her real legs most likely being hidden behind said smiley face. She is yawning. In her left hand she is holding a water hose that is turned on and makes it look like it's shooting clouds to the water surface.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Apr 2

I bought the BLADE soundtrack at a thrift store (For some reason I never owned it) and apart from the hype sticker and the original price tag, it also has one that says in German "In May 99 in your video store".

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Mar 31

Currently the only one for GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE and I hope it stays that way. I doubt many people will show up at Tuesday 11am anyway.

A photo of an empty movie theatre, taken from the back.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Mar 9

Saw the cat on a hot tin roof today

A photo of of an old farm roof. The tiles are red but sun bleached, there are plants growing over it and in the middle sits a black cat, rolled to a loaf, enjoying a spring morning and totally ignored me although I pspsps'd it!

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Mar 6

Self portrait-ish. Made without AI. Only 100% human stupidity and basic GIMP skills.

A colourful 60s style portrait of a man with long hair and a beard. He has no face, and the primary colours of this picture are different shades of blue, with some green and dark yellow in the mix. Hard to describe. Sorry.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Mar 6

The elevator in my building sounds like a donkey is humping a TARDIS.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Feb 6

Still worried, but less than before.

A low angle photo of CD changer, basically a big black box, standing on a top shelf. Underneath it is a new board screwed on, that keeps the front feet, that otherwise would be hanging over the shelf secure.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Feb 6

There is a sliding door in the middle. I will consider your suggestion too, that should be doable.

CaptArschkarte!?!@psychofrakulator· Feb 5

I know that this is a disaster in the making, but I really have no space for my 200 disc CD changer. The old spot was seriously in my way. 😖 You have no idea how small my apartment is.