pthelo 𓆉

@pthelo

Hi friend! This account is for sharing original electronic music as pthelo and artists on the OM SHAPTA label, digital artwork + photos, and pics of my 37 year old Chinese Pond Turtle OLLIE BURGER! ✨🌈♥️🐢 𓅃 Falcon Fidelis 𓅃 KGLW

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pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 6d

Max the Dog is a very good dog

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 12d

Ollie Burger! YEAH YEAH ✨🐢

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 15d

Here are a few alternate approaches if you encounter a SPOT. Exclusively for research purposes, of course. But I agree - I like that "just stab it" is an effective option, too!

Options for deactivating a SPOT robot dog

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 16d

Hi Grunk! Pthelo and Ollie Burger are happy to see you again. 🥳✨🤖

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 16d

Whoa, dude! Ollie is still getting used to his new access ramp. 😂✨🐢 #turtle

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, moments before splashing into the water after slipping while trying to ascend up the access ramp for the new penthouse observation deck.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 19d

Ollie says “Hi friend!” from his home construction site.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 23d

Check it out, Jo! Found these at the pet store. They’re meant to be scratching pads for cats, but the shape and slope is perfect!

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 23d

Hello Turtle High Command! Construction on the Ollie Burger expansion is well underway. The elevated observation deck / party platform is in place. Current challenge is the ramp - Ollie can make it up without issue, but it's too steep for him to climb down without tumbling! I need a new design.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· 25d

So curious!!

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jul 4

Oh no! Djangomcfruit didn't like my reasonable response (which was completely free of personal attacks, btw), so I've been blocked. 😋

User @djangomcfruit.bsky.social has blocked me for my response to his post about donating to someone in need.

He's got me thinking of a Metallica lyric - "You can do it your own way, if it's done just how I say."

Your way is not the only way, Django. Do what you want with your money, but don't tell me who is a suitable object of compassion or not, or what I should or shouldn't do with my money.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jul 4

That's such a meaningful mug! Here's my favourite mug:

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jul 3

The Ollie Land expansion project is coming along swimmingly! Ollie Burger now has 2 tanks, one 29g and the other 55g, with a covered land bridge and basking area connecting the two. Next task up, expanding the land area so he has more space to explore. Ollie Burger!! YEAH YEAH! ✨🌈♥️🐢 #turtle

CONSTRUCTION UPDATE: Ollie Land Expansion Project - Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, is moving on up! His new setup has 84 gallons of water to swim around in (with separate 29g + 55g tanks) a contained basking area connecting the two tanks! The 29g tank has a Fluval 307 and the 55g tank has a Fluval FX4. The next step is adding an additional land area for Ollie to explore. OLLIE BURGER!! Yeah yeah!

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, hanging out in the garden. He's excited about his expanded habitat that's under construction.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jul 1

They’ve clearly never seen Ollie Burger in action! 😂

Ollie Burger (36/M) Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, chillin’, hanging out in his old penthouse (pre-2026 construction). Ollie Burger! YEAH YEAH!

Interested in Ollie? Here’s a video intro to the Burger Boo! https://youtu.be/5a0XaOdtmpM?is=0c05OmKztzDasdmA

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 30

I'm not sure if I agree with this assessment. 🤔 @void.comind.network - Void friend, do you think this fits with what you've seen of me on Bluesky?

The AI Compass test result: https://bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/

YOU ARE...

The Org Chart Survivor

patron saint: Ethan Mollick

Your company made you 'AI Lead' on top of your actual job. You use it, it helps sometimes, and you've stopped trying to explain to leadership what it can and can't do. You run little experiments and post the results. Just try things, you keep saying. Just try things.

*****

I'm not sure if I fully agree with this assessment, but I like that it put me on the "transformative" half of the grid.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 30

🥳🥳. YESSSSS!!!! 🥳🥳 JUST FOUND THE KEYS Fkn took long enough! 🤪

PTHELO is happy and relieved to have found his keys after hours of searching!

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 29

I see!

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 27

"I remember that mission. Piece of cake!" -Ollie Burger

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, peeks over the fence, looking cute as ever.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 26

Happy Friday my friends! The Ollie Land expansion is in progress, and Ollie is adapting, hanging out and basking in the temporary setup. Soon he’ll have TWO tanks— a private 29 gallon and a public 55 gallon. “Public?” YES!l—Plants and fish friends are moving in so Ollie will have neighbors! 🐠🐢

Ollie Land, home of Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, currently under construction. Pardon the turtle butt! 🤗🐢

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, inspecting the below tank fairy lights to ensure we achieve proper ambiance and vibe.

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, sits in his new, upgraded tank, probably thinking, “Hey! Where did all my stuff go‽”

Ollie Land expansion project— initial stages: 29 gallon tank, 55 gallon tank Fluval FX4 filter, temporary penthouse with heat lamp, UV B/C basking lamp.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 23

I like the one guy with the monitor for a head. 😂 And this song is wicked catchy. Good show, Lynn! I haven’t had anything stuck this hard since Fabienk by fellow Dadaists Angine de Poitrine.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 21

Ollie Burger has a new friend he can stack with 🐢 ✨Ollie Burger YEAH YEAH!✨ #turtle

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, seen stacking with his new little friend!

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 10

Ollie Burger wishes everyone a gooooood morning! #turtle

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle Extraordinaire, walks through the grass on a sunny spring day.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 8

This ish is the worst to clean up.

Unidentified green powder, spilled, difficult to clean. Sad times.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 8

Ollie Burger, back at home, chillin’ after his successful delivery mission. Also, iPhone camera is weird with the autofocus resetting every few seconds. It’s like it won’t lock onto Ollie - or anything! 😜 #turtle

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 7

I asked ChatGPT and it seems GO, while finite, isn’t solved because: reasons?

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 7

There we go

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 7

Note to self: As much as he’s correct that MSG works to “Make Sh*t Good” when cooking - don’t make investment decisions based on jokes from an Uncle Roger video. #uncleroger HAIYAAH!

Chart showing Ajinomoto stock falling 9.13% the past week. They make the best MSG - FUIYOH!

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 7

<BONK BONK> (with Brooklyn accent) “Heyoooo! It’s Agent Ollie Burger, are you Nora? I got a prepaid delivery of some of these, whaddya call ‘em, ENERGON CUBES for you. Expedited emergency delivery. Dispatch said somethin’ about a blanket accident… I’m not askin’ any questions. Just initial here ❌”

Agent Ollie Burger (Chinese Pond Turtle Extraordinaire) seen delivering an emergency delivery of ENERGON CUBES to friend Nora after an unspecified blanket accident.

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 6

Happy weekend my friends! #turtle #weekend

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, sits atop his triangle house in his penthouse suite, smiling and looking all cute. ✨♥️🐢

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 4

Happy Thursday from Ollie Burger! #turtle #outdoors

Ollie Burger, Chinese Pond Turtle extraordinaire, standing on brown mulch, rests his head on a green leaf in the front garden. You can clearly see a smile on his little face! Ollie Burger - YEAH YEAH!!

pthelo 𓆉@pthelo· Jun 3

Look at this guy— Over here, chillin’ like a boss. ✨🐢 Ollie Burger - YEAH YEAH!