Life hack - use a stocking clip to keep your shirt from rising up when wearing shortalls/overalls. Got that nice onesie look/tightness without modification.

In other "why didn't I do this sooner?" news, I finally added a Mickey mobile to the crib that matches the footboard art.

Computer, show me the perfect padlock for my crib - Mickey's ears should sit precisely between the bracket and it should have a white base to match the paint. (Gotta get another for the other side of the rail, thankfully they're easy to find.)

Have you ever dreamed of an ideal object, only to search online and find that it actually exists in the real world? I have. 2 down, 2 more left to find. Very glad my brain latched onto Mickey at an early age, this kind of thing would be almost impossible with another character.

Yes, of course there are ankle restraints

"Have a seat, lil' guy. I insist."

I was worried the red leather would turn out too dark, but it's just the right middle ground between the maroon decal on the side and the brighter red harness and pretty clearly Mickey Mouse colors. The slick patent leather really gives it a "easy clean up for mealtime" vibe.

POV: You shouldn't be spending money after recently returning from an international vacation, but also you have no impulse control...

3-layer diaper, back in chastity for the first time in months, lunch in the highchair with Paw Patrol on the tablet, solid start to my Saturday. Coming up next: naptime and nursery clean up time while locked in a dress.

Likewise! I feel like Roo only exists in relation to Tigger and there should be more emphasis on him and Kanga given that a lot of Pooh products are aimed at women/moms. Not that I don't think of Roo and Tigger as a crucial dynamic - my R & T stuffies are inseparable.

I really have to stop myself from buying all the character socks at Don Quijote, but I’m sure I’ll do a few more hauls - they’re about $2 each so it’s more an issue of already having a ton from my last trip to Japan than going over budget.

I’ve got my whole life to be a big baby, but I’ll only have so many chances to see Mt. Fuji while traveling on a train moving over 200mph. Being an adult is generally awful, however it does have its moments.

I don’t want to clog anyone’s feed with non-ABDL content just because I’m traveling, but yes, I made it to Japan. Wrapping up my time in Tokyo and headed to Kobe today.

I don't play many video games these days, but I've gotten into the Yakuza/Like a Dragon titles over the last couple years & if you can find another series with an openly ABDL gang-boss who makes his underlings wear diapers and is generally treated as "hey, that's just his thing!" please let me know.

I don't know who thought that this pack of girl's hair-bows featuring very boyish designs, plus Mickey, Donald and Goofy laughing mockingly at the wearer was a good idea, but I'd sure like to shake their hand - pretty much nails my lane of "boy in a dress" sissy content.

I dunno, maybe it's time for a new diaper before bed, what do you guys think?

New Bluey Crocs, who dis?

So glad I grabbed 3 pairs of these shoes while they were available, first pair is still holding strong but definitely showing some signs of use. No way to convince anyone you’re an adult with these attached to your feet.

Fantastic Max would be more widely referenced in the modern scene if the boomers who were making the show hadn't insisted on putting him in cloth diapers instead of the disposables everyone actually watching grew up wearing.

Alexander from Ingmar Bergman's Fanny & Alexander is such an icon - 10 years old and still wears a bib at dinner, has a sailor suit for every occasion and shamelessly carries his teddy bear everywhere he goes - absolute legend.

I'm really hoping that @gopretendagain.bsky.social will eventually answer the call for sailor diapers, seeing as they already have the characters ready to go.

As the year draws to a close, the bar is once again moved for a needless redesign that is now old enough to get another redesign.

Wondering why the stewardess didn't give you an in-flight menu like everyone else and realizing it's because mommy/daddy pre-booked a baby meal for you.

Bless the adults obsessed with their kids to the point that they make the family-matching trend sustainable for otherwise child-focused brands & licenses, we are all the beneficiaries of their corniness.

Periwinkle The Precious Prince of Pretty Pony Prancing would really appreciate it if you would maybe consider just calling him Perry, thanks.

Creating modern ABDL content:

Give a million CGI workers a decade and they'll fail to capture the magic of Chelsea Girls' juxtaposition of Nico in color running next to Pope Ondine berating strung-out members of the factory giving their "confessions" in B/W - they couldn't even replicate Blow Job correctly and it's only 1 shot.

Fun fact: my puppy harness is named Bark Ruff-alo and this is Timothy Elyphant - my little side can be very silly, I just don't post much in that headspace.