퓨̸크̸ Games 'n Junk - Puke
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Scooby-Doo's Mystery Machine without the t - Misanthropy is misunderstood idealism 🧑🏻 NBi Sometimes video game stuff person, filed under👉 #chosting #retro 🎮 🎥
Not a great day, so I'll leave you with this image of when Home Alone 2 made the statue of liberty do the face in 1992 CGI
unfortunately it's just you, as per this Japanese TV commercial for Pokémon cards where a lady is just saying a bunch of names
Wow. I looked it up and not only would I not have been able to conjure that title in a hundred years, but apparently it already released AND it's already dead by now Holy shit gaming is so fucking cooked 💀
For #RandomGameSaturday, y'all don't buy crap like I buy crap. TMNT on PSP. Official game of the movie! The one with Kevin Smith! From the studio that brought you Immortals Fenyx Rising. It received such scores as 2/10 and 3/10. That's the licensed game life 🙏
Like do you want to play Centipede Infestation? No, probably not. It's a bad video game. But don't you kinda wanna see what they tried to do with it?
Morning, Bluesky. It's another sunny weekend. Birds are chirping, drunks are screaming. You know, normal stuff. Let's see how this one goes In the meantime, here's another Japanese TV commercial for, you guessed it, more ramen
Instead of making a "super game" or whatever the hell Sega thinks they're doing, they should just bring back After Burner Climax already. Easy money @videogamebeach.bsky.social you do not have this beach yet btw #gaming #retro #Sega 🎮
Return to Krondor went with a slightly more modern look at the time, which has fallen out of favor later. Initially, their selling point was that this game was built on an RPG engine, unlike its competition You can, also, find this on Steam, separately: store.steampowered.com/app/564960/R...
"Betrayal in Antara from the makers of Betrayal at Krondor" is a pretty funny statement, because both are obtuse To be fair, Krondor eventually became a hit RPG, even winning a few Game of the Year awards. Antara did well, but not to the extent of its predecessor, ending the series #chosting
Look, I'm committed to not being a cop. RPS publishes a lot of nice things. Do whatever. But I think it's also not coincidence that my below comment is getting residual likes from y'all quoting that article for inspiration This is just more content to them y'all. No such thing as bad news
I forget who recommended VGC to me, but it's clear that this is not working out for me
On the topic of video game reviews getting it wrong: An Australian game magazine looks uncharitably upon Simpsons: Hit & Run "There's nothing I can do but walk away from the scene, cursing the ugly futility of my existence" Classic getting killed IRL by playing a video game #chosting
Morning, Bluesky. Took a mulligan today because I woke up with a migraine almost immediately after going to bed. I mean, I still have it now, but at least I'm not also dead tired Here's a Japanese TV commercial of how I'm feeling right now
That's a fallacy. Statistically, your chances of lifting a box and finding Solid Snake are great, actually. Thriving, even!
I think I'm the only person in the world who reviewed Rush'n Attack Ex-Patriot positively, but I loved this 2D stealth action joint. I thought it perfectly transitioned from its NES/arcade origin. And it's a 2011-ass grimdark game. Exactly what it says on the tin. That's bad, somehow 🤷♂️
Here's the lesser sexualized magazine advertisement for Meat Puppet, because of course that's how they were gonna sell this one Despite the game being brought to GOG and Steam, the game only managed 3 reviews on the latter 😔 You could be its champion! store.steampowered.com/app/2218770/...
