The Pumpkin Dipshit

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why tho

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The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· 26d

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Jul 8

I don't think they're capable of the kind of introspection that leads to feeling bad. If I can get away with sharing a 14 year old Penny Arcade panel:

T: And?
G: Everybody says I'm wrong.
T: Did that cause you to look inward?
G: It did not.

3rd panel of the January 6th 2012 Penny Arcade, "Crowdsourcing"

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Jun 14

What these idiots actually think

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Jun 13

Dril might know

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Jun 9

Maniac in a speedo'd, the ending to the summer camp themed Teen Girl Squad #11

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Jun 5

Also the way bluesky crops a couple words off the end at random really fucks me up sometimes

"I want to make the iconic characters fuck and"

And what? That's it? I want to make the iconic characters fuck and here's a million dollars? ...or I want to make the iconic characters fuck and here's your own spaceship? ...I mean what the f

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 28

Performing at the Great American State Fair:

The Teen Roast meme, featuring Chris Chris, Chris del Chris, Curbes Lurb, Cayden Aiden, Cchhhaaaddd, Catpiss Bunson, Cramy Harb, Cobb Salad, Coldon Burpo, Colgy P, Cool Shirtman, Mmm...Mlurp, and Cphhpt Phhbt

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 26

Muscle hutt STUNS bluesky by speaking in PERFECT white fuccboi

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 23

TNG title that says "We meant well with the progressive message on this one but I'm not sure we stuck the landing"

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 22

Remembering the classics

Game Master Anthony's infamous forum post: "It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing... BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *Every character from every game, comic, cartoon, tv show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 21

Oink... Ha ha ha... Oink!!

The pig looks in the window, sickos style

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 18

"so people want to know my backstory"

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 15

This is a solid first step to what we really need

Vex meme about the Lancaster mech from the Lancer TTRPG

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 15

hell yeag baby ART GENIUS

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· May 7

This might be some nitpicky shit but imo "false promises" is what you say about a party offering similar solutions and competing for similar voters and "all the wrong answers" is what you say about your totally incompatible ideological enemy (this is from Labour deputy leader)

Labour deputy leader Lucy Powell: "She acknowledges May’s elections were "tough" and "took place in a difficult context" - but says people don’t want to see "[Nigel] Farage’s false promises" and claims (Zack) Polanski has "all the wrong answers""

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Apr 28

@chob316.bsky.social he said that you son of a bitch

For context, the referenced thread of classic balkanposting YouTube comments:
"The Merciless E: John cena has said : I hate Serbia. Because he is Albanian.
Papa Francisco: be never said that
Anxhelo arizi: @Papa Francisco he said that you son of a bitch"

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Apr 24

I wanna talk about imperial rank pip inflation. This guy's an admiral he's got 2 blues and 4 reds. Piett's got the full double row. Tarkin's is upside down. Krennic isn't even navy and he's got the full double. Blue guy is left right instead of top bottom? What the fuck

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Apr 21

Lisa Simpson making an inscrutable but subtly pained face at an empty plate

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Apr 16

I never knew this meme comic face was based on a real guy

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Apr 16

Finally,,, a great evil has been defeated,,,

Discover tab defeated by 429 error. Giddy up 429

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Apr 4

Graphcels wilding out today

A command card called "I have graphs AND the command" from the game Star Wars Legion, exclusively used by the Imperial commander unit General Tagge.

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Apr 2

sometimes exposure to it is exactly why we know it's bullshit

6% techbro, all in the disruption direction

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Mar 13

it's giving:

ancient pic from a guide to Doom that says "PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies."

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Mar 9

About six years ago, @LukeWSavage tweeted "Adolph Reed Jr. once remarked that liberals don't really believe in politics anymore, just in "bearing witness to suffering." I think about that a lot."

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Mar 6

So what is this supposed to be? 9 games we have instead of a personality?

In vaguely chronological order: Command and Conquer, Alpha Centauri, Homeworld, Ocarina of Time, Baldy Gate, Skies of Arcadia, Fire Emblem, Star Wars Rebellion, Freelancer

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Feb 27

What a fucking inspired choice to give us Epstein Flight Logs Pikachu this year of all years

I regret to I form u that winds and waves Pikachus are on the little saint James flight logs

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Feb 25

RIP to this normal american family who was just trying to enjoy watercraft recreation and NOT trying to do Tier One Operator shit in some kind of boat based knight rider rip-off

a promotional image for Thunder in Paradise, Hulk Hogan's boat-based knight rider rip off, hulk and two hangers-on are posing with guns in front of a ski boat built for war

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Feb 13

Hell yeag Wait I mean, damn right!

If you were raised on bologna, drank Pepsi, played in the bologna, got your butt drank,& had 3 pickup trucks,& had an outside hose, & school started with "The Spank", had a pickup truck, rode in the back of the creek, & recorded songs from the antenna, using The Hose, & drank Pepsi from a hose in the creek, said sir and radio ... And you still turned out OK, say damn right!

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Feb 11

I'm going to take a bold stance against peeing on children in general terms but this one's even worse than that, somehow!!

"It was lousy luck for his young victim, who was flying with her sister and cancer-stricken father on a trip to see her grandmother on eastern Long Island for the first time since his diagnosis"

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal· Feb 10

I don't care that this particular irredeemable garbage nazi is navel gazing