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Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· 19d

For here there be:

Dragons

Next on the Time Life Enchanted World series of bills from the 80s

Purple cloth bound with gold foil and illustrated insert. A white man stabs a green European dragon in the side with a knife. The man looks pretty neutral, but the dragon is in absolute agony, screaming and throwing it's claws up

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· 19d

c/o @oglaf.bsky.social

Safety signs in hell, 6 panels featuring a red cartoon devil

Blood is slippery, MOP UP! (Devil slips on blood from chained prisoner)

Hell has a no safety-rail policy, not plumbing is YOUR responsibility (devil falls of a cliff)

When somebody sneezes, DO NOT SAY 'BLESS YOU' (devil shocked when other devil catches fire)

Believing you exist is a personal choice, do not get drawn into debate (nerd prisoner giving devil an existential crisis)

Please avoid redundancy (devil making devil horns have sign)

Know when to shut up (devil on the ground, shot in the back with an arrow)

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jul 1

Happy Disability Pride Month!

Disability Pride flag

A black field with diagonal rainbow stripe, red yellow white blue and green. The colors are muted

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 28

Today's shirt c/o @shiftythrifting.bsky.social shopshifty.com/products/my-...

Black T-shirt with white print

A skull
My flesh
My bones
My body
OUCH

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 28

At least Eleanor Burns is all in on the joke, love to have a sense of humor about it. Corporate not so much

Book cover, featuring the author grinning among several finished quilts

Quilt in a Day
Still Stripping After 25 Years
Eleanor Burns

The idea is that the quilts are all made with standard sized strips of fabric

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 22

Ok now that is a WEIRD weather pattern. It's so perfectly straight and horizontal at the state line

Weather radar showing the intersection of Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri and Arkansas. There's a big storm system over Oklahoma City, and a perfect straight line of storms and lightning following the Missouri/Arkansas border

Closer up on that straight line storm across southern Missouri. It's dark red, very narrow, and with lots of lightning indicators

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 22

Oh, yes, have a BatCat

My cat Bats, all black, curled up in his large plush red coffin bed with his little cat sized quilt and his bat plushie

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 20

Back on my sewing. I miss Joann

Three black and white Halloween-ish fabrics. Large skulls canvas, bat and spider also on canvas, and white owls against a dark snowy background

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 20

I'm reading the Time Life series The Enchanted World. They're pretty great, gorgeous art, and these marbled endpapers

First in the Enchanted World series, Witches and Wizards. Red cloth bound book, large but thin. Gold stamped dragon and fairy design above an arch shaped illustration of a white bearded wizard casting some foggy spell. There's a water damage ring in the middle that looks like it belongs with the spellcaster

Gorgeous red and black marbled paper just inside the front cover, matching the exterior

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 18

Two cats sit in judgement, and they're looking at you

Fuzzy at left sits upright. Long hair tabby, white feet and throat. Intense eyeliner stare

At right, Barbacoa. Black with a tiny white pendant on his chest, green eyes looking into your soul (for treats)

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 14

Yet this is a real product

Trolli gummi pop popsicles. Soft. Gummi. Frozen. Cherry lemon flavor. There's gummy worms with eyes on the box. The popsicle itself looks pretty normal, yellow and red tube on a stick. Except. They've made it look like it's wiggling. Suggestively. Like a vibrator

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 7

A dark blobby shape with button eyes has been drawn in pink on aunties pile of clothes, helpfully labeled creature. The pink plushie in the background says oh no, because it resembles the 'webcomic name' character

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 5

UGH! What a day. Have a cat as consolation

Black cat on a brown blanket, hugging my leg underneath. Very cozy and chill

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Jun 4

Since it's hot weather season, have a recipe for DIY electrolytes c/o WHO and UNICEF #NEISvoid Accessible DIY recipe I've been using at the bottom. Bonus if you add some citrus

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· May 20

This is a cat check point: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Bats, black cat. Lounging on my bed. Looking a little sassy, but also kind of like I've interrupted his nap. Check out my pretty coleus leaf quilt too

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· May 2

For lack of anything better to do, time to rewatch Hannibal

All 3 seasons of the Hannibal tv show on dvd

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· May 1

May day. Time for flowers

A orange-brown spotted butterfly perched on some white dianthus flowers

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Apr 29

New phone So much crap to turn off, disable, uninstall, adblock Gotta test the camera too

Bats, my black cat, curled up next to me in my bed as I grumble about my phone frustrations

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Apr 18

I think about this Tumblr post too often

Two posts from Tumblr user genderfluid-druid
December 22, 2023

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr l'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Apr 9

Oh look, targeted marketing

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Apr 3

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Cartoon Gomez Addams yelling
Has the planet gone mad?!?

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Mar 31

Hahahahahahaha I crashed for 5 hours and the number went down

My current Garmin body battery measurement. It's at 5%. +0 charged -0 drained it says. I've never seen it go below 5%, I'm not sure how bad it would have to be for that. Because it's pretty bad as it is

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Mar 31

Me IRL

A rotten pumpkin, collapsed, caved in on itself, squishy and moldering

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Mar 20

Sewing. Velvet ribbon on chiffon. Gotta hem. Curved hem Taking a break to think about my life choices before I lock in again Going well though Love the 99, perfect machine ❤️

Singer 99K, my beautiful black ¾ size sewing machine. In its cabinet, sewing tools scattered around the edges. Ignore the pile of fabric in the background

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Mar 12

Grabbed a stylus. Better www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Your ∆EoK JND

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Okay, either you're a mantis shrimp in a trenchcoat or your display has a secret wide-gamut mode nobody told me about. Suspiciously impressive.

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Mar 12

.0021 damn some of these are hard, but I was at .0013 for a bit I love a color challenge like this Will have to keep trying www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

White text on black background

Your ∆EoK JND

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Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Mar 6

There were serial films too, lost now This was VERY popular in its time

Illustrated black and white poster advertising Jimmie Dale Alias the Grey Seal

A masked man in a suit and hat pulls back a curtain, a silhouette against the dark background. In front, enlarged, is a square stationary case for the eponymous grey seals (stamps or stickers, diamond shaped)

Monmouth film corporation presents
The new and widely advertised detective series - released for the first time beginning March 23rd - as Mutual Featurettes
Jimmy Dale Alias The Gray Seal
featuring EK Lincoln, Edna Hunter, Paul Panzer Doris Mitchell
Action - snap - pep - mystery! That describes this new series of 16 Mutual Featurettes - each complete in two reels. Big stars! Thrilling stories! Never before released. Adapted from the novel by Frank L Packard
First episode "The Gray Seal" released March 23rd
Booking now at all Mutual exchanges
Produced by Monmouth Film Corporation
Harry McRae Webster - President
Jules Bernstein - Gen'l Manager
Directed by Harry McRae Webster

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Mar 4

Yeah my cat Bats is around 15, and I just 😭

My darling old man black cat, looking at my face off to the right and digging his claws into my shirt

Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Mar 1

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Sep 15 2025

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Just a Pumpkin@pumpkintorch· Feb 26