Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out

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Artist, International Super Weirdo, Mad Scientist In Training. Working to make the world a more wonderfully bizzare place, one what-the-fuck at a time.

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Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· 8d

A man is laid out for his funeral. He has been surrounded by massively oversized Chicago hotdog toppings. He has a smile on his face.

On the bottom of the frame are two onlookers and the words "Per his will, he is being buried Chicago-Style"

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· 24d

(The Vibe In Question)

Silence of the Lambs Care Bear saying "I'd Care Me. I'd Care Me So Hard. I'd Care Me So Hard..."

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jul 12

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me [ install microwave ovens ]

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jul 12

I forget where I found this, but it's funny as hell either way.

It's a can of IPA, wistfully wondering why no one tries to impress Jodie Foster the way they used to.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jul 10

I may have laughed a bit loudly for 2am, but you can see why.

Mitch McConnell replacing Dracula in the opening scene to Castlevania: SotN

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jul 8

I'd like to add this in the most well-meaning and fun way possible...

Batman slapping Robin meme with a pumpkin headed Batman. Robin says "But it's not Halloween Time --" as Pumpkin Batman slaps him and yells NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!"

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jun 25

So uhh, I randomly came across the mother-lovin' BAT-MOBILE tonight on my way home. How was your evening?

Side shot of the 60's version of the Bat-Mobile.

Front-On shot of the 60's version of the Bat-Mobile.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jun 14

Working on modding a hoodie for a friend of mine. This here is step one, adding a microfiber lining to the hood. Could be worse, could be better, but I so far I'd say I've done alright. Next is the faux fur trim for the hood, followed by the zipper trim, then some fuck-off sized fur cuffs to match.

A men's 4X LT hoodie is turned inside out to show the newly added green microfiber hood liner. It's progress!

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· May 31

So this is just a first draft of the tattoo idea I had, and I already know some of the things I'd like to change. 1/

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· May 19

I heard it was because he was just too busy to maintain a relationship outside of basketball.

Comic book panel with with words "Godzilla got busy" in the upper left corner. In it, Godzilla is performing a layup while wearing special Godzilla-foot-shaped high top sneakers.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· May 13

Only tangentially related, seeing that picture just reminded me of this one.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· May 4

This feels kind of appropriate here too.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· May 4

Rolling in to the Met Gala

A person with a Camera Head contemplates their Disco Ball Orb.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Apr 26

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Apr 20

As drawn by @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social (iirc.)

Chiaroscuro Dr. Strangelove, leering at the camera.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Apr 7

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Mar 19

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures. (RIP Jenkins, a truly legendary cat.)

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Feb 9

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Feb 8

Wait, you didn't even have to offer him any chicken first? Dammit, it looks like I went through all that trouble for *nothing!*

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Feb 7

New campaign starting in D&D this week. Meet Alfredo von Neumann, Artificer Artilerist and handyman specializing in "Advanced Plumbing Problems". Known for his blue coveralls and catchphrase, delivered in a smooth baritone voice, "It is me, Alfredo."

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jan 28

How It Started vs How It Ended

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jan 28

How It Started vs How It's Going

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jan 21

Now that I've gotten a better look at things, I understand why it got left on the side of the road. The frame, while pretty, seems to made of plastic/pvc, and the spots I had taken for frozen snow were really just broken bits. I'll never understand why they didn't save the canvas though.

Large oil painting of a seated girl holding a yellow flower, with more of the same flowers behind her. She is smiling slyly as she looks towards the viewer. The frame is a weathered golden color with ornate moulding with two broken corners revealing the plastic/pvc underneath.

There is a yard stick for scale.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jan 21

So uhh, found a thing abandoned on the side of the road today....

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Jan 10

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Dec 29

Made roasted chicken thighs and tiny spuds tonight/work lunches. I always forget how good roasted chicken and spuds can be. Anyways, I ran through 2 thighs and a small pile of spuds before I stopped to take a picture of things. W O R T H I T.

A pan with four heavily seasoned chicken thighs sits on a small white stove top next to a pan of halved and also heavily seasoned tiny potatoes. A metal spatula sits in one corner of the second pan, having been used to serve the potatoes.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Dec 22

Here, have a ginormous list if adobe alternatives. Freeware is listed on there, as is open source. I've been using it here and there and haven't been disappointed yet.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Nov 27

It's my first time making candied nuts and so far I would call them a success! Subtly sweet, salty, and just a bit sticky still, they'll need time to dry out before I bring them to Thanksgiving with me. That's right, ENJOY MY SWEET AND SALTY NUTS, BITCHES!

A rimmed baking sheet, lined with wax paper, holds walnuts and pecans that have been recently candied and salted.

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Nov 10

Just came across this in my feed like two entries up, posted by @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social with the caption "It's a deal, Charlie Schumer!" Feels almost painfully fitting.

"It's A Deal, Charlie Schumer!" - Disney Prime Video

Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out@punksnotdead· Nov 3

This is what a cook pot full of unexpected victory looks like. Fuck yeah. 😎