Pup Cuddles

@pupcuddles

🐕🌈 Hippie Beatnik Sewist/Seamstress/Tailor Macabre humor with rare sass. (Chaotic good) 🔞🔞🔞 I am not the goodest or bestest. I am not the baddest or toughest… But I am the luckiest Mfing boy ever.

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Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· 7d

:D Modern pharmaceuticals are the real miracle.

A photo of a hand drawn cartoon medicine capsule standing with his arms on their side. The pill has a halo on its head.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· 9d

Even when he dies there will be no sigh of relief. He will be replaced. The fight will continue, but the celebration will be epic.

The Trumpets Will Play
or
Grouchy Grumpo

Listen here you little turd
In a fancy suit
You may have won the presidency
but you’re no one to salute

I hear your stench is unbelievable
So, the rumor goes
Your eyebrows need badly plucked
You have a tiny nose

Your aura is a special one
You attract all the dirty flies
They’re sycophantic, profoundly dumb
And all they tell are lies.

Your family is quintessentially
80s coked up trash
Biden was better, fuck your sons
You’re full of rancid crap

The whole entire gravity
Of your political affiliation
Is gawdy, ungodly, unglorified
A shame upon the nation

Wealthy men and royalty
may follow you around
You’re not the boss, you are a jerk
And you wear no crown

You are a vile degenerate
And a foul racist
Your IQ is down in the depths
And you’re a proven rapist

humanity hates you now
you’re globally reviled
You cheat at golf, your honor’s gone
I bet you fucked a child

Finally, if a soul exists
yours should be filled with dread
Bad bad things wait for you
And soon you will be dead

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· 14d

Pretty butt thread ✨️

A color photo of Cuddles facing away from the camera inspecting a curtain. He is wearing a pink banded jockstrap with black leg straps.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jul 13

A photo of Cuddles naked bathed in red light from an unseen source. He is standing in the center of a room where the walls are covered in photos.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jul 4

My patriotism spikes upon hearing Whitney Houston sing the Star Spangled Banner… Then… I am over it. Be extra careful, protect your doggies, and happy fourth of July. As much as it is a shitty holiday... It is still an excuse to have a little fun.

A black and white photo of Cuddles standing ass deep in pool water.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jul 1

About me 🌙 Age: 43 Pronouns: he/him Location: Phoenix, AZ Height: 5'4 (163 cm) Shoe size: 8(mens)/11(womens)US Sign: ♋️ Sexuality: Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Taken: ✅ & Polyamorous Fave food: Pasta Fagioli Smoke: weed & nicotine Tattoos: 4 Piercings: 1 Fave color: today it is peacock purple DM’s: 🆗 Music: Chick rock

A photo of Cuddles staring into the camera. Behind him is a white linen curtain, multicolor prayer flags, and an intricate webbing of rainbow string.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jun 30

<3 It's not hump day, but I thought it was.

A photo of Cuddles floating to the right side of the frame on an inflatable alligator.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jun 27

Happy Saturday. :)

A photo of naked Cuddles standing on cement.

A photo of naked Cuddles in a blue tent.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jun 23

I am a gentle switch puppy. I don't believe in punishment. I give bear hugs and I prefer Barbie to Lego. The shoe choices are much better. <3 (Happy Tummy Tuesday.)

A color photo of Cuddles wearing a minky fur lime green leopard print jock strap and white headphones. He is standing outside under a covered portion of his cement backyard. Behind him is a bar height black table with matching chairs. Above his head and in the eves of the photo are fairy string lights. The covered area is bordered in different color curtains and prayer flags.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jun 9

A color photo of Cuddles standing in chest high pool water. Behind him and underneath the surface of the water is his bathing suit. As well you can also see a inner tube floatie photobombing in the upper left of the frame.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jun 1

Be safe! Have fun! Be you! ❤️Happy Pride month!❤️

A black and white photo of Cuddles in the arm flexing pose. He is wearing a black jockstrap with a leopard print waistband. Behind him is a door with sunlight peeking through. To the right of the frame is my living area. You can see the couch and a lamp.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· May 19

A red photo of Cuddles sitting naked. Behind him is a fish tank, a bookshelf, and posters on a yellow wall.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Apr 17

This is my Arabian Jasmine plant. It is growing extra fast this year... I started a Bougainvillea and I am going to retry planting some tomatoes... I will keep you posted. <3

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Apr 15

(401st post!!!) Happy Hump day!!! I am grateful for your posts, enamored with your bravery, and in love with the parts of you that you share. <3

A color photo of Cuddles mooning the camera. He is wearing a clear PVC harness, black cut off jeans, and in a black and white checked Jockstrap. In the background to the right are my cement block pagodas adorned with fairy solar lights. To the left are white curtains with string lights hanging on green wooden beams.. At the top of the frame are multicolored Tibetan prayer flags.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Apr 9

I have good news... More republicans are dying in Arizona, and I'm swooping in on all the estate sales and scoring this Friday... Every week new ones pop up... or i should say drop dead... Anyhow.... The more the merrier <3

A blue tinted photograph of Cuddles laying face down naked in his dog bed. Actually he is wearing headphones and socks.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Feb 10

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1. Poppers 2. Nicotine vape (10% battery remaining) 3. Weed (1/2 oz of Sativa) 4. Jockstrap 5. Tailor's tape (Measuring ribbon)

A color photo of Cuddles wearing a lime green stretch velvet leopard print jockstrap with dark green hearts on the waistband, white fingerless leather gloves, white wrestling boots, and a fishnet sleeveless housecoat. He is standing in front of a set of lockers collaged in comic book art.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jan 21

what’s your sign?

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jan 7

Over 30 selfie thread, I am my favorite number in pager code... 42.

A color photo of a scruffy Tim. He is wearing a white tank top and is in his office/closet...

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Jan 6

In a time of perpetual crises and unfathomable tomorrows I hope this year will be filled with as much fun and self-expression as you can muster. Its a long stretch of MEH until an event in March. Yet… anticipation for “the thing” keeps me going. I hope you have your thing too!!! Happy New Year ❤️

A black and white photo of Cuddles standing in front of a white bedsheet. He is surrounded by hand made sparkly chenille pipe cleaner stars hanging on string. He is wearing a glitter camouflage singlet with black sneaker boots.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Dec 31

I either need heat, a major city, or a body of water. I live in Arizona. A flip flop purple state... I'd move to a red state to help fight change it. And honestly they are only red because I have no idea about them. whereidlive.com

A map of the United States. The states are highlighted in different colors according to where I would live.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Dec 27

I’m not much of a Halloween or Christmas gay…. However, I love a good New Years Eve Celebration. I am working hard to arrange one, and hope you have a happy Boxing and penis day, as well as hope for a better year to come… <3

A color photo of Cuddles sitting reclined and naked bathed in a dim red light. He is in his lair and behind him is a collage of photos. Some of them are a large "Drugs" sign and a photo of Dr. Frankenfurter. To the left is a beaded curtain that leads into a small cubby closet... That is where my children live... AKA my clothes.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Dec 24

Happy Hump day and holidays. <3

A photo of Cuddles in bed naked lying on his stomach.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Dec 4

My rag tag crew... and Psyduck. :D

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Dec 2

(Current mutuals, I want to make you a custom jock. YOU! But, since I am not going to make 1100 jock straps, who will you be? (1/5)) Happy Tummy-day :)

A color photo of Cuddles standing in his kennel wearing a jockstrap. The jockstrap is a dark navy with green spots and the waistband is black with green hearts. Behind him is a blurred room. An orange chair directly behind) and another to the side in the foreground. The walls are covered in various posters of photos from my life.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Nov 26

First Pokémon game and first starter The only game I ever beat more than once. It provided a lot of comfort in a tough childhood. I briefly played Pokémon GO, but leaving the house alone has been a life long struggle.

A red Nintendo Gameboy cartridge lying on a textured surface. The game is Pokémon Red and pictured on the label is Charizard (an orange dragon like Pokémon)

A cartoon image (sourced from Google) of Charmander. An orange dragon humanoid creature with a bushy flame for a tail.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Nov 18

This Monochrome Monday evening I have a poem for people who think, "This isn't what I voted for." is an acceptable shield. along with a picture of my ass for them to kiss. <3

A blue tinted photo of Cuddles lying on their dog bed stomach down naked. Cuddles' head is propped up by their arm while holding the camera at eye level with the other. At this angle you can see his tattoo of the moon behind clouds and his butt is illuminated by a tipped over lamp.

A blue tinted photo of Cuddles lying on their dog bed stomach down naked with a poem entitled The Problem over the image. Cuddles' head is propped up by their arm while holding the camera at eye level with the other. At this angle you can see his tattoo of the moon behind clouds and his butt is illuminated by a tipped over lamp. The poem is as follows:
Maybe last November
You were kind of scared
Every price was climbing
We were unprepared

So, you closed the curtain
So, you checked the box
So, you sided with the orange fiend
A vote for the lummox!

Maybe you believed him
Of that which he could do
But the truth remains
You’re a racist too

You’ll probably deny
And argue, “That’s not true!”
But here’s my diagnosis
On what is wrong with you.

You’re either very greedy
You probably have no soul
I doubt you love this country
If wealth is your only goal

If not greedy, stupid
You were walked into a trap
Now your family hates you
Most deserved, perhaps.

If not stupid, spiteful
You have your reasons why
They’re all blatant bullshit
I must! I must imply.

If not spiteful, OLD!
Even if you’re young
Clinging to the past
is profoundly dumb

If not old then wistful
filled with so much strife
I know that you miss high-school
And now you have no life.

If none of the above
You’re a wretched troglodyte
Now we’re back to xenophobic
You’re a racist cunt alright.

So that leaves us with the closing
on what you done just read
I hope your life is painful
And we become what you so dread.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Nov 4

Happy Tummy Tuesday for everyone, but more for those busting their humps going to vote. Much love!!! Slogging through questions/propositions/addendums isn’t fun, but voting for local social programs can help your community more than voting for one fucking douche. Make them pay!!! <3

A red tinted photo of Cuddles lying down on his orange corduroy dog bed. He is wearing a black lace jock strap with silver stars on the waistband. Lying next to him is his nicotine vape.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Oct 31

Y’all have me scared stiff. 😊 Happy Halloween.

A color photo of Cuddles reclined in an orange chair naked.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Oct 29

Retweet if you’re a pit sniffer 🐽

A color photo of Cuddles with his hands on top of his head wearing a black harness with blue edges.

Pup Cuddles@pupcuddles· Oct 28

Harry the Dirty Dog by Gene Zion was my favorite book in Kindergarten. Happy Tummy day! May yours receive lots of scritches and snuggles. :) <3