Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target

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Dorky Clown Dog 🐾 (He/Him) 28M 🐾 San Diego 🐾 bdsmy and abdly and WAMy and stinky and other silly stuff 🐾 18+ 🐾 blank profiles will be blocked idk u srry

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Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· 16d

In a silly little skunk mood so I gotta repost the funny skunk fit. What if we called it stinky Sunday

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· 22d

Very pie in the face brained today so here’s my year in review so far PLEASE HELP ME BUMP UP THESE NUMBERS

Reposted photo of a Puppy with a pie in his face. He’s wearing a blue “pie target” tank top and a white diaper

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· 27d

Too hot to wear the regular clown fits today 😮‍💨

Clown puppy in a red and white striped low cut singlet thing, wearing red and white striped socks and big red shoes. He’s posin for the camera

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Jun 10

If using shaving foam, you can always enhance the visuals! Add a graham cracker crust, or maybe a little food coloring. I really like taking a single finger and stirring it up a bit to make the shaving foam less lumpy and more fluffy. It also releases some of the alcohol to make it sting less

Pie puppy with pie straight from can:
Lumpy
Easy effort
Will still get you nice and messy

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Jun 10

Have you seen my messy shenanigans and feel curious about how I do it? I’m bored so here’s a big detailed tutorial thread on how to make a pie to hit yourself (or another willing target 😋)! Pies in the face for beginners…

Dolt, laying on a hotel bed with tons of shaving cream pies. What’s he gonna do with all those

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· May 31

I’m so thankful for the scary scarecrow in the dark corner at Diaperactive I love you

The clown dog trying to make out with the scary scarecrow decoration

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· May 29

My unformal request to make Friday into Piedays

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· May 20

edited paws on my clown shoes because the idea made me horny happy paw day I’m so down bad

Clown dog wearing black and white checkered overalls and big red clown shoes is kicking one foot up, there’s poorly drawn on pawpads on the bottom of the shoe

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· May 6

Stupid sexy silly shoes…

A view from under dolts desk, he’s wearing a big pair of red clown shoes and red pants.

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Apr 18

Thank you everyone for all the birthday wishes 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Here’s to another year of silly squishy sweet stupid shenanigans!!! 🤡

Clown puppy standing with his hands on his hips in a nursery. He’s wearing a big blue diaper and there’s cake coming out of the back

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Apr 17

ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYY AND UM this is how I enjoyed my cake 🤤

A big blue diaper lays open on the ground of a nursery. A cake sits next to it ominously

The butt of a puppy who had an entire cake stuffed into their diaper. He’s wearing a blue diaper and there’s cake coming out of the diaper and going up his back

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Apr 14

I got teased by the biggest baby ever 🫣

A clown puppy, laying on his back on top of a plastic sheet. A pink diaper is wrapped around his head, a used white diaper sitting next to it. A big blue diaper is wrapped around his waist and a brown boot is stepping on his crotch. Eep!

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Apr 10

7 days til my birthday…I wanna spend it being a pathetic lil puppy :3 Snoofin @smokeypibble.bsky.social

Clown dog with his nose on a wet diaper. He’s inhaling and it smells goooood

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Apr 9

🚨 🚨 🚨 ARE U IN SAN DIEGO? BREAK THIS STREAK NOW (please) (i can provide the supplies) 🚨 🚨 🚨

One of those warning signs that say “it has been X days since Y. This one has a picture of a cream pie on it and says:

“IT HAS BEEN
23
DAYS
SINCE DOLT HAS
BEEN PIED IN THE FACE”

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Apr 7

Toonin and goonin?

Clown doggy sitting on the couch, wearing a yellow red and blue clown shirt, red suspenders and bow tie, a thick white diaper and big red clown shoes. He’s reading the Yiff! Magazine

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Apr 7

I’ve been face first in a cake before but I put myself there all on my own 😅! I’d really enjoy a big toony gloved hand giving my head that push 🥰

A clown puppy stuffing his own face into a large vanilla cake. There’s a cream pie sitting on the table directly next to it

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Apr 2

I need more clown outfits and more excuses to wear them 🤡

Clown puppy, wearing a red white striped tank top, orange suspenders and belt, red and yellow jeans and big red clown shoes balances a large yellow balloon on his fingertip. He’s standing in front of the same blue curtain

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 31

I would enjoy a lot of cake all over me 😵‍💫

An edit of the “Holy shit! two cakes!” Meme to add a little version of Dolt into it. Labeled “the dumb dog” a stick figure clown pup looks at two cakes on a table while holding a fork and a knife and excitedly exclaiming “holy shit! Two cakes!”

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 26

Really horny today so pull-ups at work was needed to catch all sorts of fluids 😇

Puppy standing in front of the mirror wearing an orange shirt and black jeans. He’s got the jeans unzipped and he’s showing off his blue goodnite XXL pull up

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 26

Embarrassing pie in the face photo #837364

Clown pup standing in the shower (without his puppy hood mind you.) the only thing covering his face is a big shaving foam pie. A red nose pokes out from under the foam. He’s wearing a blue “pie target” tank top and a white fluffy diaper.

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 25

Big red nose means I can get big sniffs of @smokeypibble.bsky.social ‘s wet diaper 🤤

Clown puppy on the floor in between Smokey’s legs, he’s looking up at you before trying to snoof the big diaper in front of him.

Clown puppy on the floor in between Smokey’s legs, he’s now shoving his face into the soggy diaper on Smokey’s legs and getting biiiiig huffs.

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 25

I’m more of a side but you can do lots of things to me disrespectfully 🥺🥺 And yes please I’ll huff those diapers endlessly I love them

NGL question: Can I give you my used diaper to huff instead of poppers while I breed you disrespectfully?

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 24

I’ve been playing too much League of Legends recently specifically ARAM mayhem (dm me if u wanna play please omg I love it so much) Actual favorite of all time would probably be Binding of Isaac or Hades 2 I love my roguelikes

NGL question: What’s ur favorite video game?

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 24

It’s TMI Tuesday!!! Ask this diaper huffer some questions!! ngl.link/doltdog

Clown puppy sitting on the floor in his soggy pink diaper. His nose is pressed into the front of his friends diaper.

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 23

I love you crafty coyote I know ur just stealing those pies to throw them at me ❤️💛🥧

A plushie of crafty coyote from the Knotts Berry Farm ride Knotts Bear-y Tales.

A painting of of crafty coyote from the Knotts Berry Farm ride Knotts Bear-y Tales.

A wanted poster of crafty coyote from the Knotts Berry Farm ride Knotts Bear-y Tales.

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 23

Being a down bad furry is so stupid sometimes like what do you MEAN I suddenly have a hyper fixation/crush of the pie thief coyote from the Knotts Berry Farm ride where you have to shoot coyotes raiding the pie factory. Why is he horny to me. I’m so mad and in love.

A t shirt of a coyote from the Knotts Berry farm ride “Knotts Bear-y Tales.” The coyote is kicking his feet up and licking his lips while multiple eaten pie tins are around him

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 22

The background of this group text is Nick Wilde paws btw

Text message chain between a furry and his normie friend:

Today 00:17
DOLT: “Pulled my shoulder in the shower because I said”
DOLT: "I will finish my shower before
Zoo By Shakira from Zootopia 2
ends"
Friend: “unique experience”

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 20

Nooooo I don’t need a change yet!!!

Clown puppy wearing a black onesie, tryagains diaper,and a see thru pair of pink plastic pants shows off his soggy butt o the camera. His hands are on his knees

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 19

A few extra photos from my pi day shenanigans 🥴

A puppy standing in the shower wearing a blue tank top that says “pie target” on the front and a white diaper. He’s covered with yellow and white shaving foam and he’s just been hit with a pie. The crust is stuck to his face.

The puppy standing in the shower, wearing a blue tank top and a white diaper. There is a pie with a crust dripping off his face. He is standing with his butt to the camera. There’s a sharpie message “HAPPY PIE DAY! >_<“ written on the seat of the diaper.

Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target@pupdolt· Mar 16

Are you normal or do you occasionally make a list of horny thoughts that made your nub twitch during the week because here’s mine 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫: