Brain is braining very poorly. I depend on the diligent work done by cats to signal I'm not a complete waste of space.

There's a tray of discount energy drinks under the fluffy towel on that chair, which is next to my chaos-encircled chair, and the extra height lets her headbutt the glasses off my face when I'm no longer permitted to pay attention to other things.

I've been fruitlessly moving books around trying to conjure more space. Her Highness has overseen this activity and alternated loud purrs [encouraging] and loud purrs [plotting, scheming] and loud tail grooming [mocking; will never encounter a book she can't instantly perfect by sitting on it]

Jeg fant en som lagde kunst jeg likte skrekkelig godt, og det var litt tilfeldig at han I TILLEGG utøvde den kunsten som tatovør - han lagde mye dyremotiv, så jeg sendte bilder av snøleoparder som holder egen hale i munnen, fordi det gjør meg glad, og nå gjør armen min meg glad 😋 (bardtjelta på ig)

So...Sofie has yearned for Her Highness' friendship since day 1. Her Highness has firm trust issues with other cats, probably from being the smallest in her fancy cattery. She's reacted to Sofie's overtures with wariness and unease, preferring a no-touchie kind of workplace relation. Until now

I fought the pen for a while in here before admitting it needed refilling, but I kind of like the sputtery effect in a fude 40° nib (for a very short time, before it's just infuriating) Anyway, hundred acre beatniks

Sofie is a master tailtician.

Her Highness has decided, finally, to allow Sofie to bask in her presence and her purrs. Sofie has celebrated this by vigorously grooming the royal ears several times now, very deliberately while plonked on top of my sketchpad.

I made a batch of honey & brown cheese cinnabuns but faded to sepia tones before getting to taste them (Ribcage cramp on top of hypotension, it lasts anywhere between 20 mins and 5 hrs, it isn't a cardiac event, grumbling about it is more helpful than paying attention to how breathing hurts)

I...I was going to take a walk and see if I could find the hidden nearby grocery shop, but, actually, I will probably try to avoid that entire cardinal direction for the foreseeable future

I'm trying to breakfast* on a mug of instant oatmeal while Sofie the cat is, as always, extremely critical of anything I do that makes Her Lap unavailable. *I got up at 6am. This is just how long it takes the brain to remember food as a concept

Sometimes I get too stuck in gratuitous decoration and have to yank myself back to shape-y move-y and it doesn't exactly look sophisticated but I sure am doing it in platinum carbon ink and a swanky pen

Her Highness and I continue to be a matched pair, as it turns out to be tricky to find her veins for blood sampling. (She now has shaved patches on both a foreleg and in her massive beard. I swear. Big patch. I can't even find it in all the floof.) Immediate diagnosis by vet is "100% perfect"

Oh, dear. The royal cat has melted.

Half past three pm, weeping for the third time today just because Her Highness the cat is good and kind and I am quite dehydrated and of no use to anyone, so, yes, an average sunday

Oh, this might be the winner of the ever ongoing 'cat product embellished with picture of cat who wants nothing to do with the product' competition

PÅFALLENDE hvordan alle de Gode Rådene kommer fra folk som -ikke- jevnlig har 30min+ hikkeanfall 😑

Human: blood pressure drop, cold sweat on top of hot sweat, awaiting Restored Faculties w time and electrolytes Cat: But, importantly, D I N N E R T I M E

Once upon a time I had a weighted blanket to help me relax Its performance was comparatively rather limited, but it did have fewer sharp (and loving) claws

I could tell she knew what time it was before she even made a sound, though. Dinner has been served (and she has given it precisely 2 nibbles before finding more important activities to pursue)

Ah. The balcony chair is ILLEGAL because it doesn't allow her immediate nose-thwacking proximity. I'll...I'll see about getting a wider seat to please Her Highness

Definisjonen manglet der jeg kræsjet inn i dette ordet i ordnetts app. Måtte til Naob for å bli beroliget og forsikret om at dette IKKE var det jeg først så for meg

Jepp. Will Eisners bøker om expressive anatomy og sequential art har mer snert, men McCloud er helt ekstremt pensumlitt i alle såvidt relaterte emner 😋

I know some poor brains out there will be healed by close-ups of extremely dainty stacks of tuxedo toebeans

En side om uspesifikk ansiktstegning! Mulig jeg kan være mer hjelpsom med konkrete uttrykk / identiteter 😋

This really means "ATTEND ME", not just food or snacc. I always respond and show her yes, we interact, she is heard, the world moves for her, the human acknowledges her superiority;;

These cats? Spoiled? How dare you.

I don't know what you're talking about

I recently discovered the same stationery shop and...scribbled these Sprigatitos on the shiny side of a piece of cartridge paper from a pack of kinder chocolates, because I have immaculate style (Gel pens are never my first choice for -drawing-, the Cocoiro is great though)

Sofie the cat. On my lap, in front of and on top of some big books I surely didn't consider more important than Sofie.